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  1. #21
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by infinityshock theres a reason the CIA released 'the anarchists cookbook' to the general public.

    that's like bottom of the barrel when it comes to homemade explosives, even in the 90s and early 2000s it was pretty widely regarded as a joke with a lot of fake info

    The idea that bomb making guides could be illegal is insane as they aren't technically more complex than highschool level chemistry except in the case of making your own peroxides or something but even retard muslims can figure that out.

    People figured out how to make gunpowder from piss during the civil war.

  2. #22
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Third Temple why are women so fucking difficult. pick the fucking thing as shown. just get two fucking paper clips and bend one 90 degrees and make the s pick you stupid faggot

    have you ever actually tried this, retard? not something you can learn in a day
  3. #23
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol bananadine
  4. #24
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 idk if there's anything you can use to make a makeshift rake. I don't have any lockpicking tools so i've never had a desire to learn


    the ultimate lockpick

    its funny how Youtube allows shit like this for someone to kill people with but you can't say things that hurt feelings. they'll pull those videos

    the father who had his son on and did all of these kind of videos who died in a parachute accident some years ago.. he said go to the toy store and buy an etch a sketch. it has the aluminum powder in those. cut them open and it's like talcum powder. mix with the iron oxide or rust or whatever and sulfur (Which is Thermate insteead of Thermite) and then like make a paste of it and stick it on the hinges and melt that door open

    For education information only on a totse scale. I would never make this shit. you dont know how illegal it is in the location you're in but it will burn through an engine block so Im guess it would take those hinges off.

    Youtube is a fucking joke btw
  5. #25
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra have you ever actually tried this, retard? not something you can learn in a day

    When I worked at a hotel they had a lock smith kit and I couldn't get it right the first time. but I had to learn to pull the tumbler off and fuck with the pins. then they took it away and said that I had to be licensed.

    apparently only the one person in the building came from a family that usually grandfathers into this shit. but it's not easy but then again, I had the actual kit on hand and never tried bending into these shapes. curious if this is like owning a slim jim and getting caught with it. NICE TRY FVEY!
  6. #26
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    WOW YOU OWN A SLIM JIM!? I OWN A DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN

  7. #27
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Third Temple its funny how Youtube allows shit like this for someone to kill people with but you can't say things that hurt feelings. they'll pull those videos

    You're a fucking idiot he literally just grinds aluminum powder and rust in a pestle and lights it on fire literally every kid has tried that after reading a recipe on the internet you fucking loser

    Originally posted by totse2118 The idea that bomb making guides could be illegal is insane as they aren't technically more complex than highschool level chemistry except in the case of making your own peroxides or something but even retard muslims can figure that out.

    yes go ahead and ban commonly available domestic chemicals and youtube videos about chemistry and see how well that goes because they have been trying this against drug cooks for decades and ended up making the problem worse with the fentanyl epidemic by banning anything related to heroin chemistry so they went underground and learned to make it entirely synthetically without watched chemicals

    because of idiots like you



    technical innovation will always outpace regulation, deal with it PUSSY
  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Would sulfuric acid erode it? My uncle keeps that in his shed.

    no
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse2118 that's like bottom of the barrel when it comes to homemade explosives, even in the 90s and early 2000s it was pretty widely regarded as a joke with a lot of fake info

    The idea that bomb making guides could be illegal is insane as they aren't technically more complex than highschool level chemistry except in the case of making your own peroxides or something but even retard muslims can figure that out.

    People figured out how to make gunpowder from piss during the civil war.


    thats why they didnt care that it had such widespread distribution. more people hurt themselves which was a signal flare to get them onto the radar of the authorities
  10. #30
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor theres a reason you made a post, whats youre points

    grab your ankles and smile purty...you can have it
  11. #31
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    shut the hell up and suck my cadillac tailpipe, you beautiful woman
  12. #32
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    it might come in handy if wwiii hits us and everything goes off grid.


    I dont want to spend days or months digging a hole to protect myself. I'll just boom a hole in seconds.

    but seriouslly. renting a fucking back hoe and dozer is like 1200 bucks a week. and 350 a day but a week you get it for 1200

    I could just hire someone for 600 and have them dig the hole. he can't tell anyone cause apparently they dont like people digging mysterious holes in the back yard.

    Just fuck off already. "WHATS YA DOING????"

    im building a storage place for my food but thanks for forcing it into public information so all of the county can read about my food that they can come raid in the event of melt down.
  13. #33
    Kafka sweaty
    I think there's either nothing inside or guns or something else from the troubles. My dad said he was packing a gun for 30 years and none of us knew. Why wouldn't he have tried to open the safe unless he already knew what was in it?
  14. #34
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    My penis is hard, Kafka
  15. #35
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor shut the hell up and suck my cadillac tailpipe, you beautiful woman

    your tailpipe is exactly where youre going to get it.

    now splay those purty cheeks and pucker up...daddys home
  16. #36
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock your tailpipe is exactly where youre going to get it.

    now splay those purty cheeks and pucker up…daddys home

    splay? what is he, the GOATSE model?
  17. #37
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by infinityshock your tailpipe is exactly where youre going to get it.

    now splay those purty cheeks and pucker up…daddys home

    douche bag!
  18. #38
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Fuys these methods are dangerous this is starting to sound more like an unsafe
  19. #39
    Not a safe. It's a locker. No safe would have the hinges on the outside.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. #40
    remove hex bolts at the hinge. slide a piece of paper or use a bright light to see where the deadbolt locks up. Either drill or angle grind the right side of the safe to expose the mechanism and then you can possibly bang the bolt out of the way with a hammer and chisel.

    Or alternatively, thing looks so old that you might just be able to tip it off a roof or sledgehammer it open
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