Should I join the military folx

1. 2023-09-13 at 12:24 PM UTC

   #41
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse2118 I'm pretty unhealthy but i'm in shape

   
   Yeah you'd fail.
2. 2023-09-13 at 12:36 PM UTC

   #42
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

   Originally posted by Lavender Squad I walk several km a day wearing steel toe boots going around my neighborhood, sometimes even running in them.
   
   In running shoes i'm like a mexican crossing the border like speedy gonzeles I am gone. I don't like wearing sneakers because it feels like i'm cheating the way I just hover around like a ninja like I can jump into my own shadow and emerge from a dark corner in a single stride across the neighborhood like *WOOSH* *teleports behind you*
   
   I'm like a ethereal spirit from a rift
   
   milady
   

   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Some niggers tried to do something similar to me while I was walking to work. They were hiding behind a fence and when I walked by one of them went "ooogaboogabooga" or some shit waving his hands.
   
   And the other nigger was like "DID THAT STARTLE YOU WHITE BOY" they had a whole song and dance prepared and expected me to stop and look at them and be like "whooaaa man" and then they hold me down and take my shoes
   
   But I was running late, listening to some fast paced music smoking a cig and I just smoked a bowl of meth so I was ZOOMING. By the time that nigger could finish trying to spook me I was 15 meters away.
   
   I didn't even glance in their direction because I know you shouldn't lock eyes with a nigger.
   
   They were astonished that I was voidwalking so quickly and I was too high to accept that they were real so one of them ran into the middle of the road and shouted
   
   "YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY MADMAN!"
   
   Which in Polish means Wariat.

3. 2023-09-13 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #43
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   You'd fail, "waking a few KMs a day" LMAO...
   
   Not to mention the fact at near 30 you're too fucking old.
   
   "For men ages 17 to 21, that means performing at least 35 push-ups and 47 sit-ups, as well as running two miles in no more than 16 minutes and 36 seconds. Male recruits ages 22 to 26 have to complete a minimum of 31 push-ups, 43 sit-ups and a two-mile run in 17 minutes and 30 seconds or less."
4. 2023-09-13 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #44
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You'd never pass the physical nigga.

   
   you dont need 6 pack abs to operate a drone
5. 2023-09-13 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #45
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   i could march 30km a dAY
6. 2023-09-13 at 1:57 PM UTC

   #46
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse2118 i could march 30km a dAY

   
   You can barely get up off the sofa.
7. 2023-09-13 at 2:29 PM UTC

   #47
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   how do you know
8. 2023-09-13 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #48
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse2118 how do you know

   
   Your 100,000 posts from the sofa and unemployment record, the only time you leave the sofa is to go to the store to get more carbs.
9. 2023-09-13 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #49
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   objection.
   
   hearsay.
10. 2023-09-13 at 2:35 PM UTC

    #50
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Your 100,000 posts from the sofa and unemployment record, the only time you leave the sofa is to go to the store to get more carbs.

    
    that's a nice little fantasy you weaved together
11. 2023-09-13 at 2:35 PM UTC

    #51
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    there's no such thing as an unemployment record though
12. 2023-09-13 at 2:37 PM UTC

    #52
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse2118 there's no such thing as an unemployment record though

    
    Sure there is
    
    Jan 1st - still unemployed
    Jan 2nd - still unemployed
    Jan 3rd - still unemployed
    
    ^ a portion of your unemployment record.
13. 2023-09-13 at 2:38 PM UTC

    #53
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    nobody would do that, that's retarded
14. 2023-09-13 at 2:45 PM UTC

    #54
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse2118 nobody would do that, that's retarded

    
    
    
    So you think unemployment checks are issued "just because"? They have a record of when you became unemployed, how long you've been unemployed and when your unemployment check eligibility will end..same for other unemployment benefits.
    
    ...you think they just take your word for it?
15. 2023-09-13 at 2:50 PM UTC

    #55
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    it's called an ROE
    
    record of employment you fucking retard
    
    
16. 2023-09-13 at 2:53 PM UTC

    #56
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse2118 it's called an ROE

    
    Not for your unemployment record retard...two different things...duhhh
    
    There is NO employment record for 2023 if you've NEVER been employed in 2023...
17. 2023-09-13 at 2:58 PM UTC

    #57
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    there is no such thing as an unemployment record it would just be the opposite of everything on an ROE, that's stupid. Why would there be a reverse of the record there would just be no record
    
    

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There is NO employment record

    
    You know what else there isn't ? an unemployment record as that's not even generated. Have you ever seen a resume in your life?? it doesn't list the days you fucking retard
    
    

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sure there is
    
    Jan 1st - still unemployed
    Jan 2nd - still unemployed
    Jan 3rd - still unemployed
    
    ^ a portion of your unemployment record.

18. 2023-09-13 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #58
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse2118 Have you ever seen a resume in your life?? it doesn't list the days you fucking retard

    
    ??
    You think records are only kept on resumes?
    
    
    
    This is why you are unemployed, unemployable and never leave the sofa...you're absolutely worthless as a human being. Again ANY notation of ANY REPORT...is a record....if your EMPLOYMENT REPORT/RECORD has an entry for the date of your initial claim for unemployment..THEN THAT'S AN UNEMPLOYMENT RECORD..that one individual line is A RECORD.
    
    Wow...no wonder you can't even hold down a job pushing a broom around a warehouse.
19. 2023-09-13 at 4:46 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by totse2118 it's called an ROE
    
    record of employment you fucking retard

    
    Scrons ROE is simply a blank page you actually had to have been employed to collect unemployment.
20. 2023-09-13 at 4:49 PM UTC

    #60
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I guess in Canada and the like they call it a "Record of employment" because a "Record of unemployment" would be too upsetting for them woke folk
    
    "I'm not a fat girl, I'm thicc"!