Should I join the military folx

1. 2023-09-10 at 7:03 PM UTC

   #21
   

   jerryb African Astronaut
   Canada actually has a top notch military. No carriers tho, I visited the base on Vancouver Island and it was OK. All the guys friendly but remember this a long time ago. May be all fucked up now.
2. 2023-09-10 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by jerryb Canada actually has a top notch military. No carriers tho, I visited the base on Vancouver Island and it was OK. All the guys friendly but remember this a long time ago. May be all fucked up now.

   
   Are you a navy guy?
3. 2023-09-10 at 7:15 PM UTC

   #23
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   muh arctic defense muh cf-18 hornet
   
   
   
   
   
   thats all very heroic but I would just be like COMING WITH HEALS DOCTOR MEDIC HERE UBER FULLY CHARGED and I Would shoot hypodermic needles at my foes
   
   
4. 2023-09-10 at 7:20 PM UTC

   #24
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Thank you for you're service!
   
   I can fax THE GENERAL with a letter of recommendation if you're serious
5. 2023-09-10 at 7:22 PM UTC

   #25
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   i'm a veternarian of the world on drugs
   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I think it's about time we show them how a REAL mans man that has lived through THE CONSOLE WARS, THE WAR ON COAL, THE WAR ON COPS, THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS, THE FAST FOOD WARS AND THE CURRENTLY ONGOING FUCK CANCER WAR ON CANCER!!!! WE ARE FIGHTING THE FORCES OF LIFE AND DEATH INSTEAD OF MURDERING NATIONALISTS IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY and there is nothing wrong about marrying a woman that has kids.
   
   

6. 2023-09-10 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   “Soldiers sacrificed joys of their lives for world peace” what a fucking joke. It’s insane that people actually write this shit, even crazier that a lot of people believe it
7. 2023-09-10 at 7:24 PM UTC

   #27
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   That's not crazy, YOURE CRAZY
   
   #LilSportysHomeLife
8. 2023-09-10 at 7:24 PM UTC

   #28
   

   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fox Are you a navy guy?

   
   Yeah I was a submariner about 40 years ago, bet shit real interesting now. That's before GPS, we had navsat which you had to time coming up for.
9. 2023-09-10 at 7:25 PM UTC

   #29
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

   Originally posted by Fox “Soldiers sacrificed joys of their lives for world peace” what a fucking joke. It’s insane that people actually write this shit, even crazier that a lot of people believe it

   
   i'm sure they have a marketing department. The recruiters I met years ago played me a video and were VERY friendly money money money
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10. 2023-09-10 at 7:26 PM UTC

    #30
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

    Originally posted by totse2118 i'm sure they have a marketing department. The recruiters I met years ago played me a video and were VERY friendly money money money

    
    Yeah if you tell the recruiter you wanna be in the army they'll literary give you a stack of paperwork and drive you home for free. Basically it's like a free Uber
    
    #LilSportysHomeLife
11. 2023-09-10 at 7:27 PM UTC

    #31
    

    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by totse2118 i'm sure they have a marketing department. The recruiters I met years ago played me a video and were VERY friendly money money money

    
    HA HA recruiters tell ya anything to get ya to sign dat dotted line. Got to get dat quota so the officer don't jump their ass.
12. 2023-09-10 at 7:41 PM UTC

    #32
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    They were pretty informative actually they explained it all pretty clear and fair what it was all about and the commitments and such. I think someone even asked them about quota and they explained their roles and positions, I don't remember a lot because it was when I was still a teenager but almost 18 so it was relevant to me at the time.
    
    My friend was the daughter of a captain in the military and i'm pretty sure that dude was friends with the guy I met at the bus stop. I met a few other people but a lot of people told me these military dudes all had PTSD or drank a lot, and some of them had their rifles still & people told me to be careful around any girls related to them
13. 2023-09-10 at 7:53 PM UTC

    #33
    

    jerryb African Astronaut
    Maybe Canada a little better than the US, recruiters will fuck ya over here. Got to make sure it's all on the contract before signing. Even then after your in they may say oh well we need you for this.
14. 2023-09-11 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #34
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Do they have a don't ask don't tell policy in Canada?
15. 2023-09-11 at 1:10 PM UTC

    #35
    

    jerryb African Astronaut
    You probably get a promotion if you tell in the Canadian military.
16. 2023-09-11 at 1:11 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Di you have to run a mile in a certain amount of time to get in over there?
17. 2023-09-11 at 1:27 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Fox Canada doesn’t even have a real military. It’s not like they actually see any real action even if there is a war. Might as well do it to get some structure and a regular paycheck in your worthless life, maybe learn some marketable skills

    
    Tweaking is not considered a marketable skill in Canada?
    
    

    Originally posted by Bradley They really want tranny fucking ratface losers whose only skills are shit posting anr playing a children's video games.

    
    
    new recruits are required to undergo fitness assessments that don’t recognize sitting in front of a computer screen all day as a physical accomplishment?
18. 2023-09-11 at 1:40 PM UTC

    #38
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Do they have a don't ask don't tell policy in Canada?

    
    yes its called donttellem or DTE
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19. 2023-09-13 at 12:11 PM UTC

    #39
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    You'd never pass the physical nigga.
20. 2023-09-13 at 12:21 PM UTC

    #40
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You'd never pass the physical nigga.

    
    I'm pretty unhealthy but i'm in shape