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I just punched out my neighbor who accused me of starting a dumpster fire 😏 that burned up his vehicle...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, now that son of a bitch is missing teeth as well as his whip...if only the latter for being so unagreeable.
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
    I'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Haxxor I'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex.

    🀣
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    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    you ra a real winner well hung a real winner
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lavender Squad you ra a real winner well hung a real winner

    Winner winner chicken dinner?
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    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    YES SIR
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lavender Squad YES SIR

    Stay safe tonight by staying at home. It's a dangerous world out there. Insulate yourself from that danger by remaining in your fortified sanctuary.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    a bullshit if der ever was one
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    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    Originally posted by WellHung Stay safe tonight by staying at home. It's a dangerous world out there. Insulate yourself from that danger by remaining in your fortified sanctuary.

    i said hello to a group of blacks
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lavender Squad i said hello to a group of blacks

    Hopefully from the safety of your 8th story bedroom window.
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    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    nope I was out in the streets all day, just getting home and chilling now. I stole bread
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    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]


    I ate like three of these already. Just kept shoving them in my bag and walked out
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    That’s almost as gross as Matthew dry cereal diet
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    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    I walk several km a day wearing steel toe boots going around my neighborhood, sometimes even running in them.

    In running shoes i'm like a mexican crossing the border like speedy gonzeles I am gone. I don't like wearing sneakers because it feels like i'm cheating the way I just hover around like a ninja like I can jump into my own shadow and emerge from a dark corner in a single stride across the neighborhood like *WOOSH* *teleports behind you*

    I'm like a ethereal spirit from a rift

    milady


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Some niggers tried to do something similar to me while I was walking to work. They were hiding behind a fence and when I walked by one of them went "ooogaboogabooga" or some shit waving his hands.

    And the other nigger was like "DID THAT STARTLE YOU WHITE BOY" they had a whole song and dance prepared and expected me to stop and look at them and be like "whooaaa man" and then they hold me down and take my shoes

    But I was running late, listening to some fast paced music smoking a cig and I just smoked a bowl of meth so I was ZOOMING. By the time that nigger could finish trying to spook me I was 15 meters away.

    I didn't even glance in their direction because I know you shouldn't lock eyes with a nigger.

    They were astonished that I was voidwalking so quickly and I was too high to accept that they were real so one of them ran into the middle of the road and shouted

    "YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY MADMAN!"

    Which in Polish means Wariat.
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    You didn't do shit other than add another skidmark to your tightey whities
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    Originally posted by WellHung Stay safe tonight by staying at home. It's a dangerous world out there. Insulate yourself from that danger by remaining in your fortified sanctuary.

    May I consider you my keeper brother trapperkeeper
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