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2017-05-24 at 9:52 AM UTCCaptain Lanny Jenkems is the greatest living astronaut ever.
Born to lead and pilot the space craft. This explains his penchant for fine liquors and a foppish lifestyle.
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2017-05-24 at 9:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice IIRC reject and bling are the only UK members currently on here, right? Exciting times, potentially being so close to it. I really wish I could travel back in time to the day 9/11 happened in NYC and see it first hand.
I appreciate the concern but our little island is still kinda big and nobody's guna be blowing up my little corner of it.
However, terrorists could make a worse choice. I mean, if you really want to cause terror, then you blow up a small insignificant village. People expect terror attacks to hit the big cities and crowded places, but blowing up the rural towns in the countryside would spread more terror cos then everyone would feel unsafe.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-24 at 10:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by reject I appreciate the concern but our little island is still kinda big and nobody's guna be blowing up my little corner of it.
However, terrorists could make a worse choice. I mean, if you really want to cause terror, then you blow up a small insignificant village. People expect terror attacks to hit the big cities and crowded places, but blowing up the rural towns in the countryside would spread more terror cos then everyone would feel unsafe.
I am impressed yet somewhat scared at the cleverness of this post. -
2017-05-24 at 10:17 AM UTCI am gonna have to call another sick day captain I will be in med bay. I know my performance has been slipping lately and I have spent some time In the brig.
I am very zick. Amphetamine psychosis overdose binge abuse.
I just wanted to go to space and do drugs. I let you all down. Just space me FAM I cannot take rats in space any longer. This is all a darwinist test for mars and I am failing.
Orbiting earth is E Z but they would never let me on such expensive technology. Society doesnt even want me driving a car -
2017-05-24 at 10:24 AM UTCobligatory plug for drunkvideoing: https://niggasin.space/thread/12156
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2017-05-24 at 10:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop I am impressed yet somewhat scared at the cleverness of this post.
Dont you people live anywhere near mom and pop meth labs beavis and butthead shake and bake ammonia farmer cooks. They look like dumb hicks but behind all that straw and cow is a hydroponic weed farm and a meth lab in the barn.
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2017-05-24 at 10:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny It takes a special breed of depravity to transmutate amphetamine stimulation into socially productive behavior. I think Freud would call it "getting assraped by the superego".
I'm reading Jung, making an effort to remember by dreams but damn, it's pretty hard. I kept a dream journal briefly in like middle school and haven't given a dream a second thought since then. I know what you mean about feeling less rested or restored or what have you, that deep dreamless sleep feels the most restful upon waking but I think that's just because there's the greatest mental transition between the sleep and waking state. If you correct for the impression upon waking I think REM sleep actually is more restful. If you look at like the uberman sleep schedule and co the core focus is usually on maximizing REM sleep. Feeling tired upon wanking isn't necessarily indicative of poor sleep quality I think.
Last night i dreamed i went to the river, and at this river there are really tall buildings so i went to the top to chill out. Then i went down. ANd then for some reason decided to go run naked around the town. I was like: This is a little weird, but i dig it. Then at the mall this girl drives up to me, and apparently she is a drug dealer and she says, dude, wanna' buy some drugs? I'm like that's cool, i kinda' don't have my wallet with me(Naked remember) so she is like oh, i see, well if you need a lift to your clothes, that'll be 4 bucks. So i am like, is she trying to be nice to me or does she just want my money suspiciousfry.png then i woke up. -
2017-05-24 at 10:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Dont you people live anywhere near mom and pop meth labs beavis and butthead shake and bake ammonia farmer cooks. They look like dumb hicks but behind all that straw and cow is a hydroponic weed farm and a meth lab in the barn.
There's tons of people like that here. A few summers ago this elderly couple got busted with like $750,000 in cash and 100 pounds of weed unbeknownst to the betabet boys my ex gf's dad was cooking some killer shard literally next door..I wonder how freaked he was when it happened...but this dude had some breaking bad skill level and had an entire apartment/garage thing dedicated to it, thousands in glassware etc...he's still up to his old tricks far as I know. -
2017-05-24 at 10:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Last night i dreamed i went to the river, and at this river there are really tall buildings so i went to the top to chill out. Then i went down. ANd then for some reason decided to go run naked around the town. I was like: This is a little weird, but i dig it. Then at the mall this girl drives up to me, and apparently she is a drug dealer and she says, dude, wanna' buy some drugs? I'm like that's cool, i kinda' don't have my wallet with me(Naked remember) so she is like oh, i see, well if you need a lift to your clothes, that'll be 4 bucks. So i am like, is she trying to be nice to me or does she just want my money suspiciousfry.png then i woke up.
This dream indicates a deep longing for a more authentic society than can be afforded by capitalism and an unconscious discomfort with your espoused worldview
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2017-05-24 at 10:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop I am impressed yet somewhat scared at the cleverness of this post.
Thank you, it's rare I say something clever.
It's true tho, it's not really shocking if London or Manc or Birmingham get bombed but if somebody blows up fucking Chipping Norton then nobody is guna feel safe anymore. -
2017-05-24 at 10:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop There's tons of people like that here. A few summers ago this elderly couple got busted with like $750,000 in cash and 100 pounds of weed unbeknownst to the betabet boys my ex gf's dad was cooking some killer shard literally next door..I wonder how freaked he was when it happened…but this dude had some breaking bad skill level and had an entire apartment/garage thing dedicated to it, thousands in glassware etc…he's still up to his old tricks far as I know.
Terrorism is nowhere near as widespread as other things, right wing free man on the land ex Jones NRA are being grouped in with devil worshippers. Reefer madness but instead of reefer its any non conformists. -
2017-05-24 at 10:53 AM UTC
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2017-05-24 at 10:54 AM UTCYo someone lend me money for 10 hours til I get paid tonight. Thanks guys, bank details coming up
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2017-05-24 at 10:56 AM UTCHow is Larry King still alive? I'm watching him talk to some soulless bottom feeding "Omega XL" rep. as we speak the dude has to be Illuminati and or reptilian at this point because no way is he still naturally alive.
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2017-05-24 at 10:56 AM UTCIf I use my bank it will alert the money rats.
Bitcoin is spaceman money and the scronaldo loan zhark office never closes. -
2017-05-24 at 11:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie I kind of got it was a joke, silly.
Empirically the comic element of communism jokes, at least as delivered by me, aren't immediately obvious.
Originally posted by RestStop How is Larry King still alive? I'm watching him talk to some soulless bottom feeding "Omega XL" rep. as we speak the dude has to be Illuminati and or reptilian at this point because no way is he still naturally alive.
Bro, I was saying the same thing like five years ago, I assumed he had died since then. What the FUCK is that nigga?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-24 at 12:19 PM UTCi don't know what this world is coming to
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2017-05-24 at 12:23 PM UTCAn end. This world is coming to an end.
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2017-05-24 at 12:32 PM UTCWell looks like I'm pulling an all nighter sober as it's 8:32 am ...
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2017-05-24 at 12:42 PM UTC
