tfw Surprise Drug Test

2017-05-19 at 10:48 AM UTC

#21

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by aldra inb4 dargo tries to adopt Bill Krozby's daughter

I really don't care what happens to her until she's 16.

2017-05-19 at 10:52 AM UTC

#22

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by RisiR † Fucking what?!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLO….

You can adopt a child as a single in the US? As a single male? Hahahaha…

Of course. 90% of US adoptions are single males adopting seven year old girls

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Sophie

2017-05-19 at 11:06 AM UTC

#23

RisiR † 29 Autism

I actually just looked that shit up and it seems legally possible.

2017-05-19 at 11:59 AM UTC

#24

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

It's at least boy, so I'm hoping that doesn't look as weird.

2017-05-19 at 12:48 PM UTC

#25

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by aldra inb4 dargo tries to adopt Bill Krozby's daughter

She's tainted, Bill Krozby has already raped her. Why do you think he keeps wanting more daughters

2017-05-19 at 1:06 PM UTC

#26

mmQ Lisa Turtle

AXE WOUND

lol

that's the best vagina synonym i've ever heard

does this belong in this trhread? idk

what thread is this even?

AXE WOUND

fuck my GASH

my WOUND

lol ahaha

Thomas woke up, wiped the sleep from his eyes, and stumbled toward his grandmother's room whom he shared a house with. She was just waking up herself as he lightly tapped on the unlocked door and crept in.

"Thomas?" she replied groggily. "Come in, my AXE WOUND isn't wounded enough. I need you"

A BUNCH OF RAPES

2017-05-19 at 1:07 PM UTC

#27

mmQ Lisa Turtle

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2017-05-19 at 4:37 PM UTC

#28

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Dargo They're testing everything. It's just that because I'm young and single, having high levels of alcohol in my system on a weeknight won't look good when I'm trying to convince them I'm gonna be a great parent.

If I had the agency contact information I would save that child.

2017-05-19 at 4:58 PM UTC

#29

fag Houston

Put some germ x in your puss, it works for weed.

2017-05-19 at 5:53 PM UTC

#30

NARCassist gollums fat coach

I can really only think of one reason why a single dude would want to adopt a kid and its not good.

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2017-05-19 at 6:22 PM UTC

#31

RisiR † 29 Autism

If his story is true, he's actually a G.

2017-05-19 at 6:52 PM UTC

#32

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

Alcohol is legal.

2017-05-19 at 11 PM UTC

#33

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Darth Beaver If I had the agency contact information I would save that child.

Oh fuck you. All kidding aside, I actually have the ability to be a great parent. If you're really willing to take on a kid, go find one in your area to adopt/foster/mentor.

On another note, I showed up a couple minutes late due to 'something that came up at work' and rushed the interview along a bit 'because I needed to get back to take care of things.' I was friendly and professional enough that they bought it, and said I can come in Monday for the tests when I have more time. So, score, I guess.

2017-05-19 at 11:05 PM UTC

#34

RisiR † 29 Autism

Chud molester.

2017-05-19 at 11:07 PM UTC

#35

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Dargo I just got an urgent email from the social worker who's helping me fill out paperwork saying she forgot to tell me I'll need to take some drug tests tomorrow when I come in. Problem is, I'm drunk as fuuuuuuck right now and I know it won't have cleared my system by then. I'd cancel, but the interview I'm scheduled for is important and they're already doing me a favor getting me in so soon. Fuck this fucking bullshit. Fuck.

Aren't surprise drug tests the worst?

they can't penalize you for participating in a lawful activity.

in other words...alcohol is legal and it being in your system is not a crime

2017-05-19 at 11:08 PM UTC

#36

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ AXE WOUND

lol

that's the best vagina synonym i've ever heard

does this belong in this trhread? idk

what thread is this even?

AXE WOUND

fuck my GASH

my WOUND

lol ahaha

Thomas woke up, wiped the sleep from his eyes, and stumbled toward his grandmother's room whom he shared a house with. She was just waking up herself as he lightly tapped on the unlocked door and crept in.

"Thomas?" she replied groggily. "Come in, my AXE WOUND isn't wounded enough. I need you"

A BUNCH OF RAPES

you're a fucking retard

2017-05-19 at 11:15 PM UTC

#37

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by RisiR † Chud molester.

Nah I'd adopt a girl of that were true. I'm actually surprised Sophie hasn't gotten himself a personal loli tbh.

2017-05-19 at 11:18 PM UTC

#38

infinityshock Black Hole

I don't see why anyone would want to adopt when it's so much easier and more biologically rewarding to just go fuck a chick and get her pregnant

2017-05-19 at 11:21 PM UTC

#39

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by infinityshock you're a fucking retard

I know you are but what am I?

2017-05-19 at 11:23 PM UTC

#40

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Dargo Oh fuck you. All kidding aside, I actually have the ability to be a great parent. If you're really willing to take on a kid, go find one in your area to adopt/foster/mentor.

On another note, I showed up a couple minutes late due to 'something that came up at work' and rushed the interview along a bit 'because I needed to get back to take care of things.' I was friendly and professional enough that they bought it, and said I can come in Monday for the tests when I have more time. So, score, I guess.

I've already raised 4.

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