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tfw Surprise Drug Test
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2017-05-19 at 10:48 AM UTC
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2017-05-19 at 10:52 AM UTC
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2017-05-19 at 11:06 AM UTCI actually just looked that shit up and it seems legally possible.
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2017-05-19 at 11:59 AM UTCIt's at least boy, so I'm hoping that doesn't look as weird.
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2017-05-19 at 12:48 PM UTC
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2017-05-19 at 1:06 PM UTCAXE WOUND
lol
that's the best vagina synonym i've ever heard
does this belong in this trhread? idk
what thread is this even?
AXE WOUND
fuck my GASH
my WOUND
lol ahaha
Thomas woke up, wiped the sleep from his eyes, and stumbled toward his grandmother's room whom he shared a house with. She was just waking up herself as he lightly tapped on the unlocked door and crept in.
"Thomas?" she replied groggily. "Come in, my AXE WOUND isn't wounded enough. I need you"
A BUNCH OF RAPES -
2017-05-19 at 1:07 PM UTC.
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2017-05-19 at 4:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by Dargo They're testing everything. It's just that because I'm young and single, having high levels of alcohol in my system on a weeknight won't look good when I'm trying to convince them I'm gonna be a great parent.
If I had the agency contact information I would save that child. -
2017-05-19 at 4:58 PM UTCPut some germ x in your puss, it works for weed.
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2017-05-19 at 5:53 PM UTCI can really only think of one reason why a single dude would want to adopt a kid and its not good.
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2017-05-19 at 6:22 PM UTCIf his story is true, he's actually a G.
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2017-05-19 at 6:52 PM UTCAlcohol is legal.
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2017-05-19 at 11 PM UTC
Originally posted by Darth Beaver If I had the agency contact information I would save that child.
Oh fuck you. All kidding aside, I actually have the ability to be a great parent. If you're really willing to take on a kid, go find one in your area to adopt/foster/mentor.
On another note, I showed up a couple minutes late due to 'something that came up at work' and rushed the interview along a bit 'because I needed to get back to take care of things.' I was friendly and professional enough that they bought it, and said I can come in Monday for the tests when I have more time. So, score, I guess. -
2017-05-19 at 11:05 PM UTCChud molester.
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2017-05-19 at 11:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by Dargo I just got an urgent email from the social worker who's helping me fill out paperwork saying she forgot to tell me I'll need to take some drug tests tomorrow when I come in. Problem is, I'm drunk as fuuuuuuck right now and I know it won't have cleared my system by then. I'd cancel, but the interview I'm scheduled for is important and they're already doing me a favor getting me in so soon. Fuck this fucking bullshit. Fuck.
Aren't surprise drug tests the worst?
they can't penalize you for participating in a lawful activity.
in other words...alcohol is legal and it being in your system is not a crime -
2017-05-19 at 11:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ AXE WOUND
lol
that's the best vagina synonym i've ever heard
does this belong in this trhread? idk
what thread is this even?
AXE WOUND
fuck my GASH
my WOUND
lol ahaha
Thomas woke up, wiped the sleep from his eyes, and stumbled toward his grandmother's room whom he shared a house with. She was just waking up herself as he lightly tapped on the unlocked door and crept in.
"Thomas?" she replied groggily. "Come in, my AXE WOUND isn't wounded enough. I need you"
A BUNCH OF RAPES
you're a fucking retard -
2017-05-19 at 11:15 PM UTC
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2017-05-19 at 11:18 PM UTCI don't see why anyone would want to adopt when it's so much easier and more biologically rewarding to just go fuck a chick and get her pregnant
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2017-05-19 at 11:21 PM UTC
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2017-05-19 at 11:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Dargo Oh fuck you. All kidding aside, I actually have the ability to be a great parent. If you're really willing to take on a kid, go find one in your area to adopt/foster/mentor.
On another note, I showed up a couple minutes late due to 'something that came up at work' and rushed the interview along a bit 'because I needed to get back to take care of things.' I was friendly and professional enough that they bought it, and said I can come in Monday for the tests when I have more time. So, score, I guess.
I've already raised 4.