What is your greatest talent?

1. 2017-05-15 at 11:38 AM UTC

   #181
   

   DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]

   Originally posted by Sophie Maybe witch craft is real and you are cursed to fall in love with witches for all eternity.

   
   I've seen some shit dude. Thats a curse I'm not sure I want or not. I'll be doomed to find magic sexy til the end of time. I know they worked some stuff in me. Sex magic is the bomb tho
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2017-05-15 at 1:14 PM UTC

   #182
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by DocFoster I've seen some shit dude.

   
   Those magic salves? Those are PCP, my guy.
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   • RisiR †
3. 2017-05-15 at 1:18 PM UTC

   #183
   

   DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Those magic salves? Those are PCP, my guy.

   
   I should hope not! I helped prepare them!
4. 2017-05-15 at 1:36 PM UTC

   #184
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I can write erotica.
5. 2017-05-15 at 2:44 PM UTC

   #185
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by DocFoster I should hope not! I helped prepare them!

   
   Ask your gf to explain to me how witch craft works. I want to be able to shoot lightning from my fingertips. Thank you.
6. 2017-05-15 at 3:05 PM UTC

   #186
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by DocFoster I've seen some shit dude.

   
   
7. 2017-05-15 at 4:13 PM UTC

   #187
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Ask your gf to explain to me how witch craft works. I want to be able to shoot lightning from my fingertips. Thank you.

   I would rather fart thunderstorms. ☫
8. 2017-05-15 at 4:32 PM UTC

   #188
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Hey TDR, can you please change your avatar? This one hurts the eyes because of the flashy shit. Not because of what it displays like your other ones.
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9. 2017-05-15 at 4:33 PM UTC

   #189
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Make more morph pictures. Use animal asses.
10. 2017-05-15 at 4:34 PM UTC

    #190
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Faggart lover

    
    just your mother
11. 2017-05-15 at 4:34 PM UTC

    #191
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver I would rather fart thunderstorms. ☫

    
    ...instead of the cum bubbles you spritz out now?
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12. 2017-05-15 at 4:35 PM UTC

    #192
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I can write erotica.

    
    I used to be able to, don't know what happened
13. 2017-05-15 at 5:31 PM UTC

    #193
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RisiR † You're a fucking jedi, hahahaha. Oh shit. Are you retarded?

    
    >implying
    
    at least im not a towelhead
14. 2017-05-16 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #194
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Thanks, Rodent. Much appreciated.
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15. 2017-05-16 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #195
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † Thanks, Rodent. Much appreciated.

    
    No sweat, I respond reasonably to reason.
16. 2017-06-20 at 9:44 PM UTC

    #196
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I used to be able to, don't know what happened

    
    erotica dysfunction ???
17. 2017-06-21 at 9:54 AM UTC

    #197
    Kuje Tej Houston [disorientate this purple-tinged ornithorhynchidae]
    Overthinking things
18. 2017-06-21 at 9:58 AM UTC

    #198
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My greatest talents are knowing rules/laws, googling at light speed and getting off my ass to do anything. My mom says I'm the man of the house. So she makes me fix all the broke shit and pull the shit mower to start and lift heavy shit. Fuck, I'm like a slave
19. 2017-06-21 at 9:59 AM UTC

    #199
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh yeah I'm also extremely good at reading faces and body language, of people and animals, which makes my other talent being a trainer or counselor lmfao
20. 2017-06-21 at 10 AM UTC

    #200
    Kuje Tej Houston [disorientate this purple-tinged ornithorhynchidae]
    Ok cool