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  1. Originally posted by cerakote i love how mainstream christianity is chock full of bullshit and things that are either totally pagan or things that arent biblically canon are viewed as "regular"

    i always love trying to explain to dumb normies that im not jedi and that the bible does in fact tell you to not eat pork and shellfish and everything else just to hear the "kill and eat, peter" or "bro the old testament only applied to the jedis" meme

    Mainstream Christianity is indeed shit, but bro...we can eat bacon. Mosaic Law doesn't apply.
  2. shit psoting

  3. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Lanny I can kill any living person, at any remove, at any time with no weapons. I just don't let people know about it because that's the first step to getting caught.

    let everybody know and just kill the person whos trying to catch you. simple as that.
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Everything is meaningless because the universe is pure chaos, there is too much for there to be meaning in anything. But at the same time there are observable laws and rules, but it is becoming more obvious that even these are not as static as we once thought.

    The reality is something too great for any of us to comprehend which is why we have religion to try and make sense in our minds to find order in the chaos. Rebirth, Gods, afterlife, what is the truth? Spirituality is just manifestation of quantum mechanics. Psychoactive substances are the key to this realm and Glutamate and future evolutionary biotechnologies and space age will allow us to evolve and upgrade our consciousness.

    Trianglism is the key


    Look at your hand, do it right now as it chills there on the mouse or your lap or the chair or whatever. Do you see that? That is what order looks like. The Universe is very orderly even. Just look at the night sky, see all those stars? They are very orderly. And in fact, you and me and all of humanity is the most orderly thing in the entire Universe, that we know of. Here on Earth, life puts energy into remaining orderly, even though the natural tendency of the Universe might be to become more disorderly(Read entropy) in time.

    Post last edited by Sophie at 2017-05-09T02:08:51.767317+00:00
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. I can do anything.
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dargo Mainstream Christianity is indeed shit, but bro…we can eat bacon. Mosaic Law doesn't apply.

    bullshit
  7. Originally posted by cerakote bullshit

    No, really, bacon
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver No, really, bacon

    pork niggers are not welcome in beef land
  9. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Malice An inability to find any meaning or fulfilment in life. You sound just like me, except you actually tried living life instead of ending up secluded and unable to function.

    *passed out from excessive alcohol tjis morning*

    *reboot*

    actually i was inspired by you after i saw how you dropped your soap, bend over and pour your feelings all over ...

    i saw it that your going to get raped ... and theres nothign that I can do to stop it ....

    so i've decided to do what a brother ought to do .... i dropped my pants, dropped my soap and bend over .....

    and my ass i spread asunder and i offer ....

    and under the twist of day and the twight of light we were raped together ....

    and yeass ... rape is bitter .... but less so when we endure it together .....

    as bros of a genre .... take rapes together ....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fhfAeKNQsQ
  10. Originally posted by reject Turning codeine into morphine.

    I swear to God my liver does it better than anybody elses

    codeine is a shit drug. I forget I'm not breathing while on it.

    If feels like you're sliding into mud
  11. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver

    oh ... thanks for providing subtitles 10year olds and your ilk can understand.

    i totally forgot to take you and their special needs into consideration.

    sorry.
  12. Originally posted by benny vader oh … thanks for providing subtitles 10year olds and your ilk can understand.

    i totally forgot to take you and their special needs into consideration.

    sorry.

    your scratcher is truly the luck of an irishman. and if people don't understand that term.. it means Irish are not lucky people. They chase the pot and never find. :( Story of my life.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by cerakote pork niggers are not welcome in beef land

    You're a fucking jedi, hahahaha. Oh shit. Are you retarded?
  14. RisiR † 29 Autism
    "What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common"
  15. RisiR † 29 Autism
    On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour:

    10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,

    11 And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:

    12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.

    13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.

    14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.

    15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.

    16 This was done thrice: and the vessel was received up again into heaven.
  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    And he said unto them, Ye know how that it is an unlawful thing for a man that is a jedi to keep company, or come unto one of another nation; but God hath shewed me that I should not call any man common or unclean.
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  18. Originally posted by cerakote pork niggers are not welcome in beef land

    Sand niggers are not welcome in my sights.
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Bump due to spammers
  20. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I can spell my name backwards.
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