What is your greatest talent?

1. 2017-05-15 at 12:45 AM UTC

   #161
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I've said it before, but I was in Tinychat when HTS/Phoenix was drunk and we were telling him to do stupid shit for our amusement.
   
   Let me tell you, he mooned us, showed us his penis, and it is not a pretty sight. He seriously needs to lose some weight, stop sitting down so much, and start doing weighted hip thrusts (trust me, this is the only exercise you need if you're purely interested in developing an incredible shapely ass).
   
   He was actually fairly handsome when he was a guy and managed to lose a lot of weight, but this severely depressed suicidal hikikomori phase has undoubtedly fucked him up and he needs to get out of that cycle.
   
   Just saying, if he solved these issues: If a trap tucks it forward or wears special lingerie they're perfectly capable of looking far better than the average woman from behind.
2. 2017-05-15 at 12:46 AM UTC

   #162
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader i'm talented @ being oxymoronic.
   
   i'm good at being bad at everything.
   
   my talent is being untalented.
   
   being ungifted is my gift.

   
   Faux jedi Mysticism and Trickery!
3. 2017-05-15 at 1:27 AM UTC

   #163
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Salesmanship
4. 2017-05-15 at 3:30 AM UTC

   #164
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice I've said it before, but I was in Tinychat when HTS/Phoenix was drunk and we were telling him to do stupid shit for our amusement.
   
   Let me tell you, he mooned us, showed us his penis, and it is not a pretty sight. He seriously needs to lose some weight, stop sitting down so much, and start doing weighted hip thrusts (trust me, this is the only exercise you need if you're purely interested in developing an incredible shapely ass).
   
   He was actually fairly handsome when he was a guy and managed to lose a lot of weight, but this severely depressed suicidal hikikomori phase has undoubtedly fucked him up and he needs to get out of that cycle.
   
   Just saying, if he solved these issues: If a trap tucks it forward or wears special lingerie they're perfectly capable of looking far better than the average woman from behind.

   
   should have talked him into seeing what the largest foreign object he could fit in his asshole is.
5. 2017-05-15 at 4 AM UTC

   #165
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice I've said it before, but I was in Tinychat when HTS/Phoenix was drunk and we were telling him to do stupid shit for our amusement.
   
   Let me tell you, he mooned us, showed us his penis, and it is not a pretty sight. He seriously needs to lose some weight, stop sitting down so much, and start doing weighted hip thrusts (trust me, this is the only exercise you need if you're purely interested in developing an incredible shapely ass).
   
   He was actually fairly handsome when he was a guy and managed to lose a lot of weight, but this severely depressed suicidal hikikomori phase has undoubtedly fucked him up and he needs to get out of that cycle.
   
   Just saying, if he solved these issues: If a trap tucks it forward or wears special lingerie they're perfectly capable of looking far better than the average woman from behind.

   
   I've lost 28 lbs since January. ^_^
   
   I would start doing ass exercises but self-improvement kind of feels like polishing a turd.
6. 2017-05-15 at 4:03 AM UTC

   #166
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Phoenix I've lost 28 lbs since January. ^_^
   
   I would start doing ass exercises but self-improvement kind of feels like polishing a turd.

   
   You look great!.
   
   What exactly are ass exercises? sounds hot.
7. 2017-05-15 at 4:08 AM UTC

   #167
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump You look great!.
   
   What exactly are ass exercises? sounds hot.

   
   I look like shit. 😡
   
   Also like, squats and leg kicks and stuff. Nothing lewd! Get your mind out of the gutter senpai. 😳
8. 2017-05-15 at 4:09 AM UTC

   #168
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Phoenix I've lost 28 lbs since January. ^_^
   
   I would start doing ass exercises but self-improvement kind of feels like polishing a turd.

   
   go get drunk and post live streaming video of you testing what the largest, most unusually shaped foreign object is that you can cram into your crapper.
9. 2017-05-15 at 4:11 AM UTC

   #169
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump You look great!.
   
   What exactly are ass exercises? sounds hot.

   
   its when he grasps his ankles and his boyfriend crams various heavy objects into his asshole while he tries his hardest to keep a grip on them...good and tight.
   
   like...kegels for faggots
10. 2017-05-15 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #170
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Phoenix I look like shit. 😡
    
    Also like, squats and leg kicks and stuff. Nothing lewd! Get your mind out of the gutter senpai. 😳

    
    I bet you would look cute in leggings.
11. 2017-05-15 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #171
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock its when he grasps his ankles and his boyfriend crams various heavy objects into his asshole while he tries his hardest to keep a grip on them…good and tight.
    
    like…kegels for faggots

    
    Nigger lover
12. 2017-05-15 at 4:22 AM UTC

    #172
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock go get drunk and post live streaming video of you testing what the largest, most unusually shaped foreign object is that you can cram into your crapper.

    
    No no no I wanna the highlighter queen do what she does best :3
13. 2017-05-15 at 4:26 AM UTC

    #173
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump No no no I wanna the highlighter queen do what she does best :3

    
    if it werent so late id post pics...but it is...so im not.
14. 2017-05-15 at 4:26 AM UTC

    #174
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Nigger lover

    
    your nigger mother is a nigger lover.
15. 2017-05-15 at 4:44 AM UTC

    #175
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock your nigger mother is a nigger lover.

    
    Faggart lover
16. 2017-05-15 at 5:29 AM UTC

    #176
    

    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Finding and dating exclusively witches, through no intention of my own.
    And sales/haggling.
    Pawn work trained me well
17. 2017-05-15 at 6:05 AM UTC

    #177
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock if it werent so late id post pics…but it is…so im not.

    
    O.O
18. 2017-05-15 at 11:03 AM UTC

    #178
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by DocFoster Finding and dating exclusively witches, through no intention of my own.
    And sales/haggling.
    Pawn work trained me well

    
    Witches in what way?
19. 2017-05-15 at 11:07 AM UTC

    #179
    

    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]

    Originally posted by Sophie Witches in what way?

    
    Like practicing witches. Salts herbs, candles, crystals, the whole 9. No matter what happens it's all i can come across. No matter what I do I keep falling into the occult. So much so that rituals and spells are a major turn on
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20. 2017-05-15 at 11:15 AM UTC

    #180
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by DocFoster Like practicing witches. Salts herbs, candles, crystals, the whole 9. No matter what happens it's all i can come across. No matter what I do I keep falling into the occult. So much so that rituals and spells are a major turn on

    
    Maybe witch craft is real and you are cursed to fall in love with witches for all eternity.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man