2017-04-29 at 1:08 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I kind of hate to make this thread because its embarrassing to make, but drinking as much as I do is kind of boring and not as fun anymore. I like to get jolly with people but I've used it as a crutch for way too long. I'm not even worried about what other people think or having a seizure at my probation office, but im just grossed out about how lame it is. And I have all these stupid ideas like "well how will i get laid if i can't go to a bar" or how things will be boring ect..
and this should probably be put in bitch and moan but at the same time the back and forth and back and forth of sweating it all out and then doing it again has gotten old. Regardless of what you guys think about the women that i see/ date they still like to drink and smoke (something else I'm not allowed too do) and I don't want to be a total monk.
The whole situation just really bothers me.
has anyone else ever been through this?
2017-04-29 at 1:27 PM UTC
Yeah man I have told you that you need to cut back on the sauce, I dont even drink that much and a lot of people consider me to be a degenerate.
You can take some drugs to help with alcohol WD unless they piss test you. Just go to AA and tell them your story I'm sure someone there is better suited to help you than us.
They are local, they know your area and culture so maybe you should look into it man. Do psychedelics instead of drinking all the time I can get your every tryptamine on the face of the earth.
Just be cool man its zaint zattex day
2017-04-29 at 2:08 PM UTC
maybe you should kill yourself
2017-04-29 at 2:13 PM UTC
Maybe you should get an opiate habit. Way better than alcoholism.
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2017-04-29 at 4:55 PM UTC
Yeah I've been there. Not to make this a contest but I was probably infinitely worse of an alcoholic and a person in general. The reason I stopped is because I nearly beat this old man to death and so they threw me in drug court for 7 months. Drug court is boring so I'll skip past that and just say basically the only reason I quit is because I was forced to.
The well I have to go to a bar thing is just as much a routine as alcohol fitting right into your plans is. I wish I had some esoteric and divine like advice for you...if you have a lot of leisure time it's going to make it that much harder. I guess me being constantly busy with court/aa meetings etc..it was like I was trying to sneak sleep in without getting caught rather than beer.
Get a hobby is so the cliche but I suppose find something time consuming that you enjoy would be a good start.
2017-04-29 at 4:58 PM UTC
Just do meth and bundy bro
2017-04-29 at 7:41 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Alcohol is a tough one to quit, at least for me.
I have quit cigs,amps,cocaine.Actually coke was the easiest one to put down.
I don't know man its 3:30 on a Saturday and I just finished my first rum and coke of the day and I feel great.
The birds are cherpin the sun is out and its 80 degrees outside, time to make another drink sit on my back deck and watch my bees make me honey.
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2017-04-29 at 8:02 PM UTC
My alcoholism has turned into more of a personal trait than a problem, it's like wearing glasses or being left handed at this point. I've just regressed to baseline, I don't get drunk and do stupid things and destroy relationships, I just drink and do exactly the same things I do sober while feeling slightly better than I otherwise would. Yesterday I was working on a project for a couple of hours, stood up to go to the bathroom and stumbled a bit, and was like "oh yeah, I'm drunk, I forgot about that".
I think I've maxed out by alcohol abuse skill.
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2017-04-29 at 8:31 PM UTC
AngryOnion
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Don't worry Lanny in a few years you'll be able to print a new liver so its all good.
2017-04-29 at 8:40 PM UTC
I get fucking wasted every time I drink. EVERY TIME.
But yeah idk Bill Krozby if you don't enjoy it why do you keep doing it? If you're really an alcoholic then you need to seek some form of treatment because I guarantee you won't be able to just cold turkey it on your own. And of course you NEED to replace it with something. Do you have anything that you like to do as much as drinking?
2017-04-29 at 11:11 PM UTC
I love being daytime drunk but as I am now a bus driver I am unable to be a daytime drunk :(
2017-04-30 at 12:03 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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MY beeee's cannot survive without me.
I spend way more than I get back.
