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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Pussle Master You're in a pitch-black room, with a table in front of you. There are 50 coins on top of the table. You're told that, of the 50 coins, 22 of them are heads-up.

    Your task is to split the coins into two piles, where both piles contain the same number of heads-up coins.

    Both piles do not have to have the same number of coins, but all 50 coins must be accounted for among the two piles. You can't distinguish whether a coin is heads-up or tails-up by any means. You may also flip any number of coins, any amount of times.

    How can you succeed in this task with 100% certainty?

    You take a shit om the table and say this pile of shit has 0 heads up coins and the other has 22. Make sure u don't shit on any coins
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You slide two coins to the middle of the table, randomly selected one one to stay, slide it all the way across then bring the other coin back and pair it with the next random coin selection, bringing them both to middle and again, choosing one of those two and adding it to the pile across the table.

    Since you have a 44% chance of the coin being heads up, after choosing 25 times, you'll be left with 11 heads up coins on both sides of the table, because of math reasons I'm just pretending to know.
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fuck

    why did project pat and his cat just pop into my head
  5. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Is that what the voices told you?

    It doesn't matter. You're not from the UK and you don't live in the UK. You're in the southwest. How about you Shut the fuck up
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  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]


  7. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I started listening to Seneca last night trying to sleep but it actually made me want to listen and stop being a procrastinator. I normally listen to Epicetus or Schaupenhauer.
  8. Pussle Master Yung Blood
    Separate any 22 coins from the first pile and flip them over to form the 2nd pile.
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I started listening to Seneca last night trying to sleep but it actually made me want to listen and stop being a procrastinator. I normally listen to Epicetus or Schaupenhauer.

    You listen to that asmr shit to sleep?
  10. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant You listen to that asmr shit to sleep?

    Tried rain noises but it didn't help. I need to hear people talking to help me sleep.
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Tried rain noises but it didn't help. I need to hear people talking to help me sleep.

    Me and most girls and gay guys I know listen to murder stuff before sleep. I'm sure it's very healthy
  12. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Me and most girls and gay guys I know listen to murder stuff before sleep. I'm sure it's very healthy

    Laughing cause I was up at 2.30am watching John Wayne Gacy being interviewed.

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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I should have just said "twisted individuals" instead of lumping myself in with fags and bitches

    The two gay guys I know are obsessed with serial killers and one has a tiktok channel devoted to it. He did a big series on andre whatever the rostov ripper guy that got a buncha views and he's gonna get monetized soon.

    I could write an essay about how gays have a higher propensity towards being a serial killer and why but I'll save it for my thesis
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Fuck I have a little bag with suboxone in it and just realized I put seroquel in it as well which is now crushed into a white powder and coats the suboxone so I kinda figured out why I passed out yesterday morning for a few minutes shortly after taking my box
  15. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    What is it with Japan and Tentacle rape mangas?
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley What is it with Japan and Tentacle rape mangas?

    Good question, I was actually talking about this with my friend this morning who was telling me to watch some anime called akira that's on tubi or something

    I think it's got a bit to do with the insufficient Japanese phalluses compared to the big ok tentacles and the mystery of octopuses in thr deep ocean for the maritime nation. At least those are my theories according to my vigorous nightly research
  17. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
  18. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    What, no titty fucking?
  19. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 What, no titty fucking?

    No just rooting around that pussy,ass and throat.
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by stl1 What, no titty fucking?

    This man has a granddaughter
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