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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yes
  2. flights are cheap, always yes
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I hear donetsk airport is beautiful this time of year
  4. Im dru k
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Hi drunk my names da prest
  6. i literally domt gove a fuck
  7. like u think im joking but i actually dont fucking care my life is so fucking gay. imean im fat n useless but i figure i can watch a bridge or someshit for a bit
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked like u think im joking but i actually dont fucking care my life is so fucking gay. imean im fat n useless but i figure i can watch a bridge or someshit for a bit

    Nigger I'm not telling you to give a fuck but don't get in your feelings and say you're fat, we've all seen pictures of you and you have the BMI of a ferret. I can't speak to your utility but you seem pretty fucking useful to a Lotta people.

    I dream of running away and faking my own death literally every single day so maybe if you watch that bridge you can tell people I jumped off it and are definitely dead so there's no point in looking for me. Then we can run away to margarita Island and become professional jetski racers
  9. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Why do you keep hanging out with women who have kids

    Most girls my age already have them, plus I'm good with them.

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  10. Originally posted by Solstice Why do you keep hanging out with women who have kids

    Fucking pregnant girls is hatwt
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  11. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked y/n should i go to ukraine?

    If you actually want to let me know.
  12. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Fucks sake dentist said I need root canal surgery I heard dat shit is painful.
  13. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked y/n should i go to ukraine?

    Do it, Rambo 5
  14. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Fucks sake dentist said I need root canal surgery I heard dat shit is painful.

    Maybe you'll get drugs
  15. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Amoxicillian I got. I'm sure the Gum clinic gave me this when I had Chlomydia.
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm allergic to that shit but I think I outgrew it
  17. Originally posted by Donald Trump If you actually want to let me know.

    I know theyre saying you dont need a visa to get into ukraine, but i imagine you still need a passport n stuff to fly from here to poland
  18. Originally posted by Sudo Nigger I'm not telling you to give a fuck but don't get in your feelings and say you're fat, we've all seen pictures of you and you have the BMI of a ferret. I can't speak to your utility but you seem pretty fucking useful to a Lotta people.

    I dream of running away and faking my own death literally every single day so maybe if you watch that bridge you can tell people I jumped off it and are definitely dead so there's no point in looking for me. Then we can run away to margarita Island and become professional jetski racers

    Imma spread my girth across the road like tiananmen square

    I kinda just need an adventure. I was only like 25% kidding. If shit keeps escalating theyll probably institute a draft anyway so we might as well all meet in Poland n form Space Nigger Squadron, kick the dogshit out of wariat and then lead a braveheart charge across the border.
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  19. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Showed this girl Aliens and she loved it. Such a great film, well ahead of it's time. Going to binge watch the rest of the sequels/ prequels tonight. Shame we have to watch the 3rd one cause that totally sucked balls.

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