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  1. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse It's oct

    Oct lived in New Mexico and I was told moved to Colorado


    You claimed to have lived in the UK. thanks for clarifying this. your threats earlier are now reinstated.
  2. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Why don't I just EAT my own SHIT dude?
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Pretty great actually

    You need to be honest in order to get better
  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    reinstated
  5. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Oct lived in New Mexico and I was told moved to Colorado

    Is that what the voices told you?
  6. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I painted my apartment, well, around the edges/ hallway. Just need to use a roller on the main bits and then I can go back to being a procrastinator.
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I hate painting more than every other home repair thing. Would rather snake a toilet. I hate the smell and drop clothes and have been around quite a bit of interior residential and commercial painting companies growing up. Have to paint several rooms in my house and already have the paint so I'll probly just end up getting some crackhead to do it
  8. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo You need to be honest in order to get better

    Right. And I don't need to be better so I can say whatever I want.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like to eat paste.

    What kind of colors are you fellas using over there? BUTT COLORS? hot muave? Periwinkle? Chartreuse?

    Quercitron??
  10. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I painted my apartment, well, around the edges/ hallway. Just need to use a roller on the main bits and then I can go back to being a procrastinator.

    Nice. By the way, Sudo is a loser.
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I like to eat paste.

    What kind of colors are you fellas using over there? BUTT COLORS? hot muave? Periwinkle? Chartreuse?

    Quercitron??

    I made my own color that has yet to be named. Try to imagine a sunset that's both underwater and in space
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I made my own color that has yet to be named. Try to imagine a sunset that's both underwater and in space

    I'm imagining a hodge podge kaleidoscope of colors all mashed into one apparent solid color that can only be seen by my third eye.

    You can of course name it whatever you want but for me, it shall be named 'Clummm' with three M's which are very important for reasons yet unknown.
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm thinking of calling it "Normmmish"
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  14. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Fucks sake I can't sleep. I really shouldn't have naps around 6pm cause I end up awake all night, FUCK!

    Fuck Winter
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm thinking of calling it "Normmmish"

    That would be a DEEP, POWERFUL homage. I second it.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Fucks sake I can't sleep. I really shouldn't have naps around 6pm cause I end up awake all night, FUCK!

    Fuck Winter

    You should stay up all night creating logic pussles
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I need to pray and meditate more, I'm too horny, angry and depressed all the time
  18. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Logic pussies
  19. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You should stay up all night creating logic pussles

    What's dat?
  20. Pussle Master Yung Blood
    You're in a pitch-black room, with a table in front of you. There are 50 coins on top of the table. You're told that, of the 50 coins, 22 of them are heads-up.

    Your task is to split the coins into two piles, where both piles contain the same number of heads-up coins.

    Both piles do not have to have the same number of coins, but all 50 coins must be accounted for among the two piles. You can't distinguish whether a coin is heads-up or tails-up by any means. You may also flip any number of coins, any amount of times.

    How can you succeed in this task with 100% certainty?

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