2022-02-13 at 7:11 PM UTC
Thats not my momma and his name is Felix
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2022-02-13 at 7:22 PM UTC
Felix dick in your mouth nigga
2022-02-13 at 7:27 PM UTC
What if your name was Felix Fiesta
2022-02-13 at 7:37 PM UTC
what if ur name was Donatello Digiorno
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2022-02-13 at 8:40 PM UTC
Chester The Molester Cheetoh
2022-02-14 at 8:28 AM UTC
all of those sound like decent porn names.
maybe we should turn NIS into a freakish porn site. not one that Wariat would enjoy. but something unique like Porn in Space with some cool reoccuring rolls of porn actors and actresses. mainly actresses
No Star Trek or Star Wars theme. It has to be NIS original
2022-02-14 at 3:42 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm thinking of ordering some kraytom, which I have only tried like twice before and found it to be weak. Still gonna do it but need a good sauce that ships to my strong and free country
2022-02-14 at 3:56 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Last night while at da supabow my friends step son was bugging people and seems to like me because I always laugh at his bad jokes. His dad is a failed local rapper or something I guess, maybe he doesn't laugh at his jokes as heartily idk.
Anyways, he's 13 and absolutely massive, both tall, fat and with big ol tiddies and apparently kids were fucking with him when he got off the bus so my friend would have to wait at the bus stop and stand there looking older, black and in better shape I guess.
So he comes up to me with his phone out and shows me this Instagram account he has like like 500 followers that's just him taking pictures of local busses. It was the sweetest thing ever so I was like "wow that's awesome, dude what do uou like so much about taking pictures of buses?" And then he stuttered for like 5 minutes until I started talking again to give him a way out because I clearly put him on the spot and he got nervous
Later on my way to take a piss he called me into his room where a few other kids were and was like "I got something cool to show you" and he was on his computer playing "the sims" and had created a girl who looked like an extra from the movie "clueless" and was going on about how much he liked her and asking me if I did and I was like "yeah totally buddy, what are u gonna name her?" And he was like "Tracy!" and Tracy's are always negligent mothers that smoke cigarettes in the kitchen while their kids are eating so I was like "hmmmm what's another name?" But he was dead set on Tracy. Then he scrolled to another character and it was a skinny version of himself and I almost gave him a huge hug I cringed so hard. Next time I go over there I'm gonna bring a plus sized karate suit (gee or whatever) and turn him into a ninja. He's got serious Bobby Hill energy
2022-02-14 at 8:21 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Gettin duh prest and angry and wanna do gangster shit. Just once.
2022-02-14 at 8:47 PM UTC
Relaxing due to a back injury
2022-02-14 at 11:36 PM UTC
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2022-02-14 at 11:57 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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2022-02-15 at 12:21 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
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Originally posted by Solstice
You take Dilaudid, it will do nothing to you
I usually either take suboxone or dildos, was going to try to use it to come off the subs, in combination with gabbapentin
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