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  1. Thats not my momma and his name is Felix
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  2. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Felix dick in your mouth nigga
  3. What if your name was Felix Fiesta
  4. what if ur name was Donatello Digiorno
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  5. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Solstice What if your name was Felix Fiesta

    Fiest this dick in your mouth migga.
  6. Chester The Molester Cheetoh
  7. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Faaagit sheeit.
  8. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    all of those sound like decent porn names.

    maybe we should turn NIS into a freakish porn site. not one that Wariat would enjoy. but something unique like Porn in Space with some cool reoccuring rolls of porn actors and actresses. mainly actresses


    No Star Trek or Star Wars theme. It has to be NIS original
  9. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready all of those sound like decent porn names.

    maybe we should turn NIS into a freakish porn site. not one that Wariat would enjoy. but something unique like Porn in Space with some cool reoccuring rolls of porn actors and actresses. mainly actresses


    No Star Trek or Star Wars theme. It has to be NIS original

    edog fuckers.us
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm thinking of ordering some kraytom, which I have only tried like twice before and found it to be weak. Still gonna do it but need a good sauce that ships to my strong and free country
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Last night while at da supabow my friends step son was bugging people and seems to like me because I always laugh at his bad jokes. His dad is a failed local rapper or something I guess, maybe he doesn't laugh at his jokes as heartily idk.

    Anyways, he's 13 and absolutely massive, both tall, fat and with big ol tiddies and apparently kids were fucking with him when he got off the bus so my friend would have to wait at the bus stop and stand there looking older, black and in better shape I guess.

    So he comes up to me with his phone out and shows me this Instagram account he has like like 500 followers that's just him taking pictures of local busses. It was the sweetest thing ever so I was like "wow that's awesome, dude what do uou like so much about taking pictures of buses?" And then he stuttered for like 5 minutes until I started talking again to give him a way out because I clearly put him on the spot and he got nervous

    Later on my way to take a piss he called me into his room where a few other kids were and was like "I got something cool to show you" and he was on his computer playing "the sims" and had created a girl who looked like an extra from the movie "clueless" and was going on about how much he liked her and asking me if I did and I was like "yeah totally buddy, what are u gonna name her?" And he was like "Tracy!" and Tracy's are always negligent mothers that smoke cigarettes in the kitchen while their kids are eating so I was like "hmmmm what's another name?" But he was dead set on Tracy. Then he scrolled to another character and it was a skinny version of himself and I almost gave him a huge hug I cringed so hard. Next time I go over there I'm gonna bring a plus sized karate suit (gee or whatever) and turn him into a ninja. He's got serious Bobby Hill energy
  12. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo Last night while at da supabow my friends step son was bugging people and seems to like me because I always laugh at his bad jokes. His dad is a failed local rapper or something I guess, maybe he doesn't laugh at his jokes as heartily idk.

    Anyways, he's 13 and absolutely massive, both tall, fat and with big ol tiddies and apparently kids were fucking with him when he got off the bus so my friend would have to wait at the bus stop and stand there looking older, black and in better shape I guess.

    So he comes up to me with his phone out and shows me this Instagram account he has like like 500 followers that's just him taking pictures of local busses. It was the sweetest thing ever so I was like "wow that's awesome, dude what do uou like so much about taking pictures of buses?" And then he stuttered for like 5 minutes until I started talking again to give him a way out because I clearly put him on the spot and he got nervous

    Later on my way to take a piss he called me into his room where a few other kids were and was like "I got something cool to show you" and he was on his computer playing "the sims" and had created a girl who looked like an extra from the movie "clueless" and was going on about how much he liked her and asking me if I did and I was like "yeah totally buddy, what are u gonna name her?" And he was like "Tracy!" and Tracy's are always negligent mothers that smoke cigarettes in the kitchen while their kids are eating so I was like "hmmmm what's another name?" But he was dead set on Tracy. Then he scrolled to another character and it was a skinny version of himself and I almost gave him a huge hug I cringed so hard. Next time I go over there I'm gonna bring a plus sized karate suit (gee or whatever) and turn him into a ninja. He's got serious Bobby Hill energy

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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Gettin duh prest and angry and wanna do gangster shit. Just once.
  14. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Relaxing due to a back injury
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Relaxing due to a back injury



    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Relaxing due to a back injury

    Did you throw it out fuckin your girl post lasagna feast?
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Toron-camel-toe
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Winnipegging
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  18. Originally posted by Sudo I'm thinking of ordering some kraytom, which I have only tried like twice before and found it to be weak. Still gonna do it but need a good sauce that ships to my strong and free country

    You take Dilaudid, it will do nothing to you
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Solstice You take Dilaudid, it will do nothing to you

    I usually either take suboxone or dildos, was going to try to use it to come off the subs, in combination with gabbapentin
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