2022-02-12 at 12:33 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
awwww. gpt. atleast 8 or 9 x $9.50 drinks. bartender only charged me $19.25, i tipped $25 n she STill only charged meb$19.25.
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i am loved
I drank half a bottle of Jamieson with my buddy then did some target practice and he slipped on the ice and almost broke his back. He went from having no property or animals to having much of both and just drinks and encourages his animals into combat like some hillbilly lord of the flies type scenario. I think slipping on the ice was part of his karma
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2022-02-12 at 2:44 PM UTC
Going on a date/ meal tonight, no sex on the cards nor am I expecting it. This will be my first dry date which should be interesting. Soda and lime, nice conversation and food but if this bitch goes on about her abusive ex I will have no choice but to rape her.
I woke up this morning to a call from a friend drunk, rambling nonsense and talking about beating some, "hard guy up" which most likely never happened. He was insistant on coming mine, "with a fat bag of Cocaine", and getting prostitutes around which I kindly denied. I instead opted for porridge oats/ coffee then hit the gym. On my way there I was thinking about all the time I have wasted in life consuming drugs and alcohol only to feel like utter garbage the next day.
Anyways this girl asked me if we are splitting the bill tonight which made me respect her more which I told her. I said I have no problem paying for it but I don't believe in age old customs of chivalry; which is nothing more than a cliche that simps feel they should conform to in order to bring their penises closer to a vagina.
After this date I'll probably go home and bust a huge nut, bathe, then read a book.
Hope you guys have a great night.
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2022-02-12 at 3:02 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
The last "date" I went on was with a girl who was up for 2 days on blow, took her to a brunch spot (after getting kicked out of one due to lack of vaccine passports) where she got something that looked/tasted like it was covered in cum, I paid for it then dropped her off in a snowstorm while purposely sliding all over the road to make her uneasy. She went to sleep for like 20 hours and I didn't message her so she woke up angry because she thought I should have thought she was distressed and dying but still tried to pay me back for the next few times I saw her.
I hope the girl you are meeting is much better than her
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2022-02-12 at 3:07 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I was working under the impression it was actually cum until I was telling someone on Wednesday about it and he said a gay guy came to his work and made everyone brunch with what sounded like the same cum sauce so that leads me to believe it may not have been an Isolated incident of waffle cum
2022-02-12 at 3:18 PM UTC
Fuck I just slept for like 12 hours. If was glorious after only sleeping about 4 each night this week.
Does their eta account for traffic and time of day or other factors? It's so specific. 3 hours 29 minutes. Seems like its probably just the exact distance from A to B calculated if you drove exactly the speed limits the entire way there with no stops? Surely this has been asked and answered. Shirley!!
2022-02-12 at 5:02 PM UTC
frala
Avant garde shartist
Oh oh I see what you are saying now. My bad.
Also yes it does adjust for traffic and road hazards as you are driving.
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2022-02-12 at 5:04 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Yeah frala post your start time, no way you left your house at 10:10 am and drove for 3.5 hours making it in exactly Googled estimated time, to the minute. Do you work for Google? Fake news! SAD!
