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  1. Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Microdosing is Chad and alpha

    imaging larping that taking 0.0001ug of LSD can increase your IQ and make you happier. Maybe it does maybe it doesn't but it's still gay to not take a full dose of a drug.
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  2. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood imaging larping that taking 0.0001ug of LSD can increase your IQ and make you happier. Maybe it does maybe it doesn't but it's still gay to not take a full dose of a drug.

    Imagine getting this sweaty^ about a certain way of using a chemical substance being uncool.


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  3. hey if you want to be gay don't let me stop you. I'm just letting you know that girls will think it's cringe and have sex behind your back
  4. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood hey if you want to be gay don't let me stop you. I'm just letting you know that girls will think it's cringe and have sex behind your back

    You haven't interacted with a real girl for over a decade homo

  5. That's pretty insulting seeings how I was with your mother last night. She was pretty fake and gay kinda like you
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    shit like that stops being funny (if it ever was) when you realise the purpose of posting it is probably masturbation-related
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  8. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    What's it like to have your testicles removed?

    Or actually what's it like having a penis with no testicles in your mouth scron?

    I'm asking for a friend
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That makes it funnier
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  10. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by aldra shit like that stops being funny (if it ever was) when you realise the purpose of posting it is probably masturbation-related

    Nah that's the point

    I'm making fun of those people by laughing at it
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The rolling stones have almost been a band for 60 years there should be a law against that
  12. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Are your testicles gay?
  13. frala Avant garde shartist
    Especially considering they only have three decent songs
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frala Especially considering they only have three decent songs

    Jumping Jack Flash, sympathy for the Hebrew and something else off exile on main Street prob

    What I hate about the stones (besides the fact they literally have blood transfusions of younglings) is that they're much more "blues" than rock n roll but don't

    A) pay respect to the blues pioneers that they steal from
    B) have anything to get the blues about
    C) acknowledge that Ron Wood (and most other members) are 3rd degree black belts at noncing
    D) have any reason to tour besides greed
    E) allow other boomers to see other blues acts
    F) keep ticket prices down

    And other things that I remembered then forgot while making this list. Probly hung with Prince Andrew too
  15. frala Avant garde shartist
    I was gonna go with Gimme Shelter, Paint It Black, and Wild Horses

    But I agree with your reasons for why they should sit at home
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  16. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo The rolling stones have almost been a band for 60 years there should be a law against that

    Rolling Stones are enduring. Keith Richards' hedonism is the stuff of legend.

    Drugs OD'd on Keith Richard.
  17. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Are your testicles gay?

    Only if they touch each other
  18. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra shit like that stops being funny (if it ever was) when you realise the purpose of posting it is probably masturbation-related

    You wanna do a wolfslut x bbw futanari cbt roleplay?
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frala I was gonna go with Gimme Shelter, Paint It Black, and Wild Horses

    But I agree with your reasons for why they should sit at home

    Yeah you're right those are better songs. Paint it black is their best one I always forget about.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is that the one from guitar hero? Yeeey yeah good song 💯

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