The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2022-01-16 at 11:18 PM UTC

   #7381
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
2. 2022-01-16 at 11:21 PM UTC

   #7382
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I hate when you ghost someone then when you feel like talking to them THEY ghost you like WHAT THE FUCK GIVES YOU THE RIGHT???
3. 2022-01-16 at 11:25 PM UTC

   #7383
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo I hate when you ghost someone then when you feel like talking to them THEY ghost you like WHAT THE FUCK GIVES YOU THE RIGHT???

   
   No1 care loser
4. 2022-01-16 at 11:28 PM UTC

   #7384
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Tyrant No1 care loser

   
   Why did my post upset you?
5. 2022-01-16 at 11:53 PM UTC

   #7385
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
6. 2022-01-16 at 11:58 PM UTC

   #7386
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo I hate when you ghost someone then when you feel like talking to them THEY ghost you like WHAT THE FUCK GIVES YOU THE RIGHT???

   
   It's better to get the last say. If it's a girl I tend to just delete their number and try to forget. Even worse seeing them with another guy on their pic or w.e.
   
   
7. 2022-01-16 at 11:59 PM UTC

   #7387
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

   
   I honestly could murder their beat more than that infidel whore did
8. 2022-01-17 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #7388
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood god no

   
   Why did you have to answer it? Canadians always have to follow through with the obvious.
   
   Kill yourself with a broken hockey stick by ramming it up your ass
9. 2022-01-17 at 2:05 AM UTC

   #7389
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo Why did my post upset you?

   
   No1 care loser
10. 2022-01-17 at 2:26 AM UTC

    #7390
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Guys I have a pork tenderloin in the oven..it's like 830 but I figured fuck it I had to use it by like tomorrow or Tuesday anyway
11. 2022-01-17 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #7391
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Tyrant No1 care loser

    
    LITERALLY 3 hours later they messaged back "are you coming?" Then after no response "sorry I fell asleep" WHAT A LYING SACK OF SHIT LIKE THATS NOT LITERALLY WHAT I DO BUT USUALLY WITH OTHER EZCUSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME KNOWS I DONT SLEEP MUCH. THE AUDIO CITY OF DISSBISH
    
    I wasn't going to post a follow up but you inquired. I'm gonna eat a cinnamon bun with cream cheese icing and wonder WHY ALL ICING ISNT CREAM CHEESE because that would please please me
12. 2022-01-17 at 2:31 AM UTC

    #7392
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    There is a causal link between being a degenerate and using a microwave in your house before 11pm. It's like withdrawing cash at night, it's never for a wholesome purpose
13. 2022-01-17 at 2:34 AM UTC

    #7393
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Oh God withdrawing cash at night is never EVER a good sign.
    
    Unless I'm getting bailed out of jail, then it's literally THE BEST SIGN.
14. 2022-01-17 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #7394
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by RIPtotse Oh God withdrawing cash at night is never EVER a good sign.
    
    Unless I'm getting bailed out of jail, then it's literally THE BEST SIGN.

    
    From what I understand of the bail system in the states, the entire system is made of shadier transactions than LA Cosa Nostra.
    
    "Anyone can bail you out as long as they have the money. The ones we like the best are feared more than the law itself"
15. 2022-01-17 at 2:43 AM UTC

    #7395
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Yah that's exactly how it works.
    
    And names go farrrrrr. Like if you have a good last name with family involved in politics and business owners and judges and lawyers you are gonna get a slap on the wrist basically and never see prison.
    
    How do you think I'm a 4 time felon and never seen prison and only did a year in county cuz I was homeless and hadn't talked to my folks in about 3 years and didn't want 2 years of probation when I could just sit and work maintenence and go all over the jail and get swole. Probation/drug court and all that is a trick to get u to the joint it's like having g a fish hook directly to jail in your mouth at all times. Fuck that
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo
16. 2022-01-17 at 2:58 AM UTC

    #7396
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by RIPtotse Yah that's exactly how it works.
    
    And names go farrrrrr. Like if you have a good last name with family involved in politics and business owners and judges and lawyers you are gonna get a slap on the wrist basically and never see prison.
    
    How do you think I'm a 4 time felon and never seen prison and only did a year in county cuz I was homeless and hadn't talked to my folks in about 3 years and didn't want 2 years of probation when I could just sit and work maintenence and go all over the jail and get swole. Probation/drug court and all that is a trick to get u to the joint it's like having g a fish hook directly to jail in your mouth at all times. Fuck that

    
    Yup the system is definitely designed to perpetuate itself. Probation is different here and is basically just a loose monitoring system that usually just results in a minor criminal charge if violated. A Conditional sentence or parole have much more serious consequences. Probation in the states seems like it has the potential to resentence you, has basically no limit on conditions that can be imposed and can exist on both state and federal level.
17. 2022-01-17 at 3:13 AM UTC

    #7397
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Super meat boy is pretty dank. There are better platformers since but it kinda revitalized the genre and showed there was room to build something interesting if your name isn’t Nintendo
18. 2022-01-17 at 6:42 AM UTC

    #7398
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Holy shizz this Mr Ballen is a good channel.

    
    I accidentally fall asleep on the couch watching this channel and then I have fucked up dreams.
19. 2022-01-17 at 7:14 AM UTC

    #7399
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Incessant I accidentally fall asleep on the couch watching this channel and then I have fucked up dreams.

    
    I can't find anything online to verify the Bill Vaile story. (NASA engineer getting attacked by Demon), but I did find it scary funnily enough.
20. 2022-01-17 at 10:09 AM UTC

    #7400
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Why did you have to answer it? Canadians always have to follow through with the obvious.
    
    Kill yourself with a broken hockey stick by ramming it up your ass

    
    i didnt know she does porn im not a coomer like you i looked her up and its all big black nigger cock in small whyte lilly ass type shit so I can see why you are very familiar with her career I bet you sit there mesemerized watching those nigger cocks destroy her whyte asshole
    
    ever heard of solo porn or lesbian you closet cuck