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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra LOL

    honestly thought I was the only one that got weirded out by shit like this

    What is the most Boner breaking movie you can think of?
  2. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I'm picturing you running with them short legs with ulcers on them. yeah, I don't think you're that fast. unless you live in a cartoon.

  3. I heard yall like to party

  4. would you???

  5. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood would you???


    Is she a virgin?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Are both those people hydromorphone?
  7. Originally posted by Donald Trump Is she a virgin?



    god no


    Originally posted by Sudo Are both those people hydromorphone?

    you wish, kike
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I had sex with an ugly girl with the same last name as her because I was really high on ecstasy pills along time ago and couldn't stop shaking and feeling weird but then when we were lying in her bed this video that was I believe Majar Lazar featuring Nina sky came on this Lil laptop she had and it was these grotesque makeupped creatures that freaked me out and shrunk my dick and filled me with so much shame. In the morning she pawned a laptop, gave me gas money and I somehow avoided getting herpes. My friend had to go to the hospital thr next day from the ecstasy and got this weird degenerative bone thing from it. The bitch had herpes on her face but I didn't kiss her and used a condom and she literally worked as a dispatcher for the RCMP

    This post is here so people can use it out of context to highlight what a stupid loser I am/was/will always be and if I kill myself the last thing in my mind will be that Nina sky/major Lazar video. Maybe I hallucinated it idk
  9. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood would you???


    Fuck no
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    she's younger than me but looks like she could be a deranged aunt
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra she's younger than me but looks like she could be a deranged aunt

    The deranged aunt who has never felt a man's touch.
  12. would rape

  13. remember the window of life

  14. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I had sex with an ugly girl with the same last name as her because I was really high on ecstasy pills along time ago and couldn't stop shaking and feeling weird but then when we were lying in her bed this video that was I believe Majar Lazar featuring Nina sky came on this Lil laptop she had and it was these grotesque makeupped creatures that freaked me out and shrunk my dick and filled me with so much shame. In the morning she pawned a laptop, gave me gas money and I somehow avoided getting herpes. My friend had to go to the hospital thr next day from the ecstasy and got this weird degenerative bone thing from it. The bitch had herpes on her face but I didn't kiss her and used a condom and she literally worked as a dispatcher for the RCMP

    This post is here so people can use it out of context to highlight what a stupid loser I am/was/will always be and if I kill myself the last thing in my mind will be that Nina sky/major Lazar video. Maybe I hallucinated it idk

    Sounds like you dodged a bullet there, fuck herpes mang.
  15. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Sounds like you dodged a bullet there, fuck herpes mang.

    hey man lets not make arbitrary value judgements based on who may or may not have herpes
  16. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood would you???


    I just jerked off to videos of her a few weeks ago. But apparently she was way younger
  17. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I'm 31 and girls my age look older, fucking madness.
  18. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I just jerked off to videos of her a few weeks ago. But apparently she was way younger

    i didnt know she does pornnogterapjyh
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I'm 31 and girls my age look older, fucking madness.

    I judge women my age on their looks if they don't have a ton of assets and accomplishments, what the fuck have they been doing with their lives? There is a sliding scale of diminishing value of pussy once u hit 28. Meanwhile men can provide utility well into their 50s and still bag bitches in their 20s who contribute less value. It's funny how people are trying to rewrite societal norms about gender equality but still have to admit women have decreased value as they age.

    TRUST THE SCIENCE
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol

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