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  1. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Rush B

    Cyka blyet
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  2. Finally vaping on a fresh nic pod after being forced to use a half-dead burnt one for 5 days, feels good man
  3. Originally posted by Tyrant If you watch it for a lil while you will get why.

    1 great thing about CSGO is that you can immediately see the skill because it's an FPS. But more importantly you can very quickly see what an absolutely ridiculous degree of strategy, tactics and details are involved. It's gun chess.

    I do much prefer playing and watching that kind of game instead of the spastic twitch style deathmatch games. A lot more goes into the play when you've got one life to work with, and games that are based solely around how fast you can twitch aim are boring as fuck.
  4. Tyrant African Astronaut
    In CSGO, deathmatch is literally the warmup node. Nobody cares about their score and nobody really plays the official DN servers because they have death and respawn animations. Everyone just plays community DM servers that instantly respawns you. The point is to just warmup and practice your aim, get "jacked in" to the game.

    There is a lot of brain involved in CS. There's a lot of skill as usually 1-2 headshots is a kill and you only get 1 life. So you need to use flashbangs, smokes, molotovs and frags to enter areas, clear angles, cover or cut off chokes etc and conversely break through defenses. Shit can get ultra tense.

    There is an economy management system. Everyone starts each game with $800 and a pistol, then you get money for kills, different amounts for different weapons, and planting or defusing the bomb or winning and losing rounds. You can buy up to 4 total grenades out of flashbangs, smoke grenade, molotov and frag grenade, up to 2 flashes and 1 of each of the other kinds. Losing multiple rounds in a row will give you a progressively larger loser bonus up to 4 losses in a row.

    So you have a really awesome evb and flow to games because not every round is 100% geared up with everyone using the biggest rifles. The AWP is a 1 hit kill sniper rifle that kills with 1 hit anywhere above the legs, but it's a slow and unwieldy weapon and costs $4750 and only gives $100 per kill so it's a giant investment and if you lose it without getting much work done, it's a huge blow to your economy. So teams will support their AWP or sometimes everyone will be poor but bet it all on giving their start sniper an AWP while backing him up.

    Sometimes your economy is broken and you are broke as shit so you have to make it work with 5 pistols and shit equipment, maybe even no Kevlar (rounds where you are saving = eco round)... And sometimes they do make it work. But you are also very vulnerable to someone with an abti-eco weapon like a MAC-10 will swing out and rape you all at $600/kill and farm a free $3000 out of you and have a shitload of cash next round so he can be buy himself and his teammate a rifle and thus his teammate can afford full armor and grenades.
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
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  7. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo whatichopped.com

    A site for pictures of post-op trans women's removed penises.
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  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Tyrant Counter Strike is a genuinely amazing eSport if you know what is going on though. Unironically the only actually watchable eSport and a really good one at that.

    >not melee

    Unacceptable.

    Also I’ve watched CSGO tournaments before and they’re watchable but it’s a very slow game, as a player and as a spectator. High skill for sure, but like setups and rotation and like eco strategy and basically everything takes up like 70% of the match without anyone actually shooting at anyone else.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    How much does CSGO cost? I've never played it before.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    free now apparently


    https://store.steampowered.com/app/730/CounterStrike_Global_Offensive/
  11. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny >not melee

    Unacceptable.

    Also I’ve watched CSGO tournaments before and they’re watchable but it’s a very slow game, as a player and as a spectator. High skill for sure, but like setups and rotation and like eco strategy and basically everything takes up like 70% of the match without anyone actually shooting at anyone else.

    It's got an ebb and flow. If you get into it there are some real anus clench moments regularly.
  12. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Tbh CSGO is not about the shooty dooty aspect at all. It only takes 1-3 bullets to kill each player. If you start understanding positioning etc then it is actually crazy how intense the game constantly is, and it's barely about shikting everywhere at all. Basically most fights are usually won or lost before a single bullet is fired at all. Positioning, grenades, timing, strategy all determine everything and when an engagement finally culminates in 2 people shooting at each other, the kill is almost a formality, like capturing a piece in chess. Of course the skill still matters there but it is more like if one high level player is significantly more mechanically skilled than the other, their skill factor can take a 60/40 engagement against them and perhaps turn it into a 50/50 or maybe even a 55/45 or 60/40 in their favour. If they are really crazy maybe they can even turn a 70/30 into a 50/50 regularly.

    There are layers and stuff maaaan.
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Remember half life original? That game was dope, isn't counterstrike made by valve too and was a spinoff? Why did they drop the ball on half life? Someone tell me in a long post
  14. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Remember half life original? That game was dope,

    Yes

    isn't counterstrike made by valve too and was a spinoff? Why did they drop the ball on half life? Someone tell me in a long post

    Google these questions.
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Tyrant Yes



    Google these questions.

    Remember team fortress? Wasn't that cool? Google doesn't tell me if something was cool or not, I let other people decide that for me.

    I remember going to a video game store as a yungin and seeing kids play counterstrike on the computers that cost money to play and thinking they were really cool and boojie because they had money to play computer games and skills to be competitive online. I just stood watching over their shoulders for a bit and mooching screen time they had paid to play.

    That's pretty much all I know about counterstrike. I remember komokazi was always going on about it because he's low key autistic. I remember I i eventually had some 18 disc set of all the half life's, cs, tf and other shit and only played half life and half life 2.

    This is my own long post about video Thames
  16. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Remember team fortress? Wasn't that cool? Google doesn't tell me if something was cool or not, I let other people decide that for me.

    I remember going to a video game store as a yungin and seeing kids play counterstrike on the computers that cost money to play and thinking they were really cool and boojie because they had money to play computer games and skills to be competitive online. I just stood watching over their shoulders for a bit and mooching screen time they had paid to play.

    That's pretty much all I know about counterstrike. I remember komokazi was always going on about it because he's low key autistic. I remember I i eventually had some 18 disc set of all the half life's, cs, tf and other shit and only played half life and half life 2.

    This is my own long post about video Thames

    Didn't read
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ah, orange box
  18. Tyrant African Astronaut
    The best deal in all of gaming.
  19. I only ever played TF2 with Cap. Same with CS:GO
  20. Tyrant African Astronaut
    You ever pronounce the acromen "STFU" as "stuffoo"?

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