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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Sudo Tacomas are cuck trucks, a dodge caravan has as much hauling power and is infinitely more respectable and authentic. You bow down to what you think is the path of least resistance. Fucking pathetic. If every American was like you all your street signs would be written in mandarin

    OH SURE YOU KNOW WHATS UP,, DID YOU ALSO KNOW ALMOST EVERY MINI VAN FROM DODGE CRYSLER NEEDED AT LEAST ON NEW TRANNY BEFORE 100,000 MILES AND USUALLY WENT THROUGH 5 OR 6 TRANNY'S BEFORE BEING JUNKED AT LESS THAN 220,000 MILES, THEY NEVER FIXED THE ISSUE,, THE ISSUE WAS WELL KNOWN,, THEY WER CHEEP AND WENT FROMN A 3 SPEED TRANNY TO AN OVERDRIVE TRANNY BUT DID NOT PUT IT IN A BIGGER CASE THEY JUST HONED OUT THE 3 SPEED TRANNY CASE TO FIT THE EXTRA GEAR IN IT AND THEREBY MAKING THE CASE UNWORTHY BECAUS EIT WAS TO THIN TO HOLD UP THE THE JOB, AGAIN THEY NEVER SOLVED THE ISSUE THEY VREATED BY SAVING US MONEY ON GAS BUT COSTING US 2 GRAND EVERY TIME THE TRANNY WENT OUT AND THAT ATE UP ALL THE GAS SAVINGS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO CREATE . JUST BEING IN AMERICA DOES NOT GET YOU SOME SPECIAL PRIVILAGE THAT GETS MEN TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT. YOU HAVE TO BE WORTHY OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY.
  2. oh shitcaps lock engaged
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    DID YOU TAKE PAGE FROM LARRY?
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT OH SURE YOU KNOW WHATS UP,, DID YOU ALSO KNOW ALMOST EVERY MINI VAN FROM DODGE CRYSLER NEEDED AT LEAST ON NEW TRANNY BEFORE 100,000 MILES AND USUALLY WENT THROUGH 5 OR 6 TRANNY'S BEFORE BEING JUNKED AT LESS THAN 220,000 MILES, THEY NEVER FIXED THE ISSUE,, THE ISSUE WAS WELL KNOWN,, THEY WER CHEEP AND WENT FROMN A 3 SPEED TRANNY TO AN OVERDRIVE TRANNY BUT DID NOT PUT IT IN A BIGGER CASE THEY JUST HONED OUT THE 3 SPEED TRANNY CASE TO FIT THE EXTRA GEAR IN IT AND THEREBY MAKING THE CASE UNWORTHY BECAUS EIT WAS TO THIN TO HOLD UP THE THE JOB, AGAIN THEY NEVER SOLVED THE ISSUE THEY VREATED BY SAVING US MONEY ON GAS BUT COSTING US 2 GRAND EVERY TIME THE TRANNY WENT OUT AND THAT ATE UP ALL THE GAS SAVINGS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO CREATE . JUST BEING IN AMERICA DOES NOT GET YOU SOME SPECIAL PRIVILAGE THAT GETS MEN TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT. YOU HAVE TO BE WORTHY OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY.

    Nobody cares how much you love Chinese trannys, Xi, your excuses for your treasonous behavior are bought by no one
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. Originally posted by POLECAT DID YOU TAKE PAGE FROM LARRY?

    He and i are cool now dont try to stir the pot ol tymer
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT OH SURE YOU KNOW WHATS UP,, DID YOU ALSO KNOW ALMOST EVERY MINI VAN FROM DODGE CRYSLER NEEDED AT LEAST ON NEW TRANNY BEFORE 100,000 MILES AND USUALLY WENT THROUGH 5 OR 6 TRANNY'S BEFORE BEING JUNKED AT LESS THAN 220,000 MILES, THEY NEVER FIXED THE ISSUE,, THE ISSUE WAS WELL KNOWN,, THEY WER CHEEP AND WENT FROMN A 3 SPEED TRANNY TO AN OVERDRIVE TRANNY BUT DID NOT PUT IT IN A BIGGER CASE THEY JUST HONED OUT THE 3 SPEED TRANNY CASE TO FIT THE EXTRA GEAR IN IT AND THEREBY MAKING THE CASE UNWORTHY BECAUS EIT WAS TO THIN TO HOLD UP THE THE JOB, AGAIN THEY NEVER SOLVED THE ISSUE THEY VREATED BY SAVING US MONEY ON GAS BUT COSTING US 2 GRAND EVERY TIME THE TRANNY WENT OUT AND THAT ATE UP ALL THE GAS SAVINGS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO CREATE . JUST BEING IN AMERICA DOES NOT GET YOU SOME SPECIAL PRIVILAGE THAT GETS MEN TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT. YOU HAVE TO BE WORTHY OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY.

    "DID YOU KNOW SOMETHING I MADE UP TO JUSTIFY MY TREASONOUS PENNY PINCHING???"
  7. Originally posted by POLECAT DID YOU TAKE PAGE FROM LARRY?

    I think it's time for Larry to share the naked pics of Paige, it will help him heal.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Originally posted by POLECAT DID YOU TAKE PAGE FROM LARRY?

    Random lol
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked He and i are cool now dont try to stir the pot ol tymer

    JUST ANSWERE THE QUESTION SIR
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by frala Random lol

    WELL NOT REALLY THE FIRST OVER WEIGHT FUNNY EX JUNKY GUY FROM DH THAT GOT CLOSE TO HER DIED THIS IS JUST ANOTHER OVER WEIGHT FUNNY JUNKY OR EX JUNKY DEPENDING ON WHAT TIME OF THE YEAR IT IS THAT PAID HER ATTENTION AND THEN LARRY WAS SINGLE.

    SO HOW RANDOM IS IT REALLY
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I think it's time for Larry to share the naked pics of Paige, it will help him heal.

    i'LL NEVER SHARE THE ONBES SHE SENT ME
  12. Originally posted by POLECAT i'LL NEVER SHARE THE ONBES SHE SENT ME

    and the ones larry sent you?
  13. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Lala and Lanny sitting in the sewer. eat'n on manuer

    Along Came a Copper, Ride'n on a Chopper

    Lala laid a Whopper..and the Cop Was Dead!
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson and the ones larry sent you?

    i SOLD THOSE TO gHOST
  15. Originally posted by POLECAT WELL NOT REALLY THE FIRST OVER WEIGHT FUNNY EX JUNKY GUY FROM DH THAT GOT CLOSE TO HER DIED THIS IS JUST ANOTHER OVER WEIGHT FUNNY JUNKY OR EX JUNKY DEPENDING ON WHAT TIME OF THE YEAR IT IS THAT PAID HER ATTENTION AND THEN LARRY WAS SINGLE.

    SO HOW RANDOM IS IT REALLY

    Yesterday was my third year off heroin, gramps
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Looks like polekitten has a big ole case of the jellies.
  17. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked oh shitcaps lock engaged



    I'm so askeered now!
  18. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    have you crashed her car yet
  19. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT WELL NOT REALLY THE FIRST OVER WEIGHT FUNNY EX JUNKY GUY FROM DH THAT GOT CLOSE TO HER DIED THIS IS JUST ANOTHER OVER WEIGHT FUNNY JUNKY OR EX JUNKY DEPENDING ON WHAT TIME OF THE YEAR IT IS THAT PAID HER ATTENTION AND THEN LARRY WAS SINGLE.

    SO HOW RANDOM IS IT REALLY

    It isn't Casper, Heisenhemp.
  20. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Lala and Lanny sitting in the sewer. eat'n on manuer

    Along Came a Copper, Ride'n on a Chopper

    Lala laid a Whopper..and the Cop Was Dead!

    I'll bet you were grinning as you typed that.
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