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Lala is teaching me how to drive

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Teach him to drive like Walt Jr. from Breaking Bad. Right foot gas left foot brake is the ONLY WAY.
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  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    FLYNN ( its FLYN OKAY , not WALT JR )was the coolest crutches kid at the whole school, driving that DODGE CHALLENGER

    his dad really cared about him alot
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Flynn . Fucking FLYNN!!!

    bandaid bacon bitch
  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala He said he drives like a grandma, bitch. We are growing old together and basically we are already old and feeble.

    Lol. Smh
    Y’all stupid cute.
  5. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by mmQ Teach him to drive like Walt Jr. from Breaking Bad. Right foot gas left foot brake is the ONLY WAY.

    Gay, no, don't do this
  6. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by mmQ Flynn . Fucking FLYNN!!!

    bandaid bacon bitch

    Goochie goochie goo *wiggles finger at belly button*
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Goochie goochie goo *wiggles finger at belly button*

    Touch my belly button or shut the fuck up
  8. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by mmQ Touch my belly button or shut the fuck up

    Boop *poke*
  9. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I dont live in snow but I have been stuck in thick clay mud from El Nino Years.

    you can buy an elastic metal wire like the elastic string on a candy necklace. like a rubber band but it's metal. and you can go to home depot and grab a shitload of paintsticks. like 3 dozen. then you use wood glue (gorilla like) and clamp them together for a few days. like 2 stacked, and then you can use a liqued sodder to glue them to the cable. and fit it over your tires like chains. it can help get you out of being stuck like snow shoes.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Boop *poke*

    I didn't feel that. Touch it harder.
  11. Originally posted by mmQ I didn't feel that. Touch it harder.

    Knuckle deep into the borderline
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Knuckle deep into the borderline

    Clutch me like a cornerstone
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    search me like a google query babe
  14. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian search me like a google query babe

    Lol. What a creep.
  15. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by mmQ I didn't feel that. Touch it harder.

    BOOP
  16. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Me poking mmQ

  17. Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Yes that's why they are gay. Tiptronics are basically every "semi automatic" road car (which includes paddle shifters). It's an automatic tranny with manual control. You can call it semi manual or whatever but it is also not what anyone is referring to when they say "manual".

    Manual = stick shift and clutch, period.




    Even on a regular PRNDL you can select neutral and reverse gear. That doesn't make it a manual.

    They have manual control but it's not a manual transmission and no clutch. It's the exact same electronic shifter, the torque shift is just disabled.



    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo If you actually have a stick shift with a clutch then it doesn't really matter whether you are using a sync or seq gearbox.

    But if you are using paddle shifters, that's technically a "manual" because you select gears yourself, but you will still be considered gay.

    look at how this dalit reverses his bluffollow cart.
  18. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny look at how this dalit reverses his bluffollow cart.

    Where's the reversal? Or do you just not understand English?
  19. Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Where's the reversal? Or do you just not understand English?

    ↑ dalit is english challenged
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I heard shes a better rider than a driver wheuheio23jo2oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikp
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