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Lala is teaching me how to drive

  1. #81
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie i have a selfishly exploitative instinct

    fixed your typo
  2. #82
    Originally posted by Solstice You're a fucking retard if you think that way.

    Then again why the fuck am I arguing with a fucking ASIAN about how to drive??

    beta.

    btw asians are some of the most competent drivers.
  3. #83
    Originally posted by frala Hey let me tell you something. Somebody was riding our ass Wednesday and I turned around and looked him square in the eye and I said go around us bitch. And he did. Bc I am the man on these streets and I say what the fuck is what.

    Happy Black Friday.

    sure. lanny will definitely find this lesson useful if he ever finds himself in the prisons open shower.

    and its african american friday.
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  4. #84
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie He just popped up one day in T&T to talk shit and then decided to stick around i guess.

    The basic totsean life cycle.
  5. #85
    Originally posted by Sophie Why would you want to be kicked?

    thats how his mom expressed her affections for him when he was little.
  6. #86
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny beta.

    btw asians are some of the most competent drivers.

    Sure thing, and white people don’t get sunburned.
  7. #87
    Originally posted by Lanny Sure thing, and white people don’t get sunburned.

    they become charred post sunburn.
  8. #88
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Donald Trump The basic totsean life cycle.

    I suppose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  9. #89
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Driving is just muscle memory tbh. Everyone starts off thinking of themselves as being in control of a 1200 lb metal bull. Then you get used to it and become one with the machine and suddenly you are a genie gliding along on a technological magic carpet with air conditioning and subwoofers, cruising the physical superhighway as easily as you do the information one.
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  10. #90
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they become charred post sunburn.

    Nah fam it hurts, and your skin starts to fall off. It sucks bigly.
  11. #91
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats how his mom expressed her affections for him when he was little.

    no. she told me I was soft, sweet, adorable, and generally lovely and cuddly. then she shoved a dildo up my ass.
  12. #92
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Sophie I don't, i want to make sweet love to them.

    And the way your creepy mind works tells you they want this?
  13. #93
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by troon no. she told me I was soft, sweet, adorable, and generally lovely and cuddly. then she shoved a dildo up my ass.

    Unironically funny. Lmao
  14. #94
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Actually i got video of a mom who loves her little daughter very much shall we say.
  15. #95
    Originally posted by Sophie Nah fam it hurts, and your skin starts to fall off. It sucks bigly.

    my arm no longer gets sunburned after prolonged exposure to the afternoon sun.

    ive decided to ride my bike without the sleeve and after a while my lower arms not covered by my tshirt sleeves are nigger-brown and doesnt get burned anymore.
  16. #96
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny my arm no longer gets sunburned after prolonged exposure to the afternoon sun.

    ive decided to ride my bike without the sleeve and after a while my lower arms not covered by my tshirt sleeves are nigger-brown and doesnt get burned anymore.

    Third world problems require third world solutions.
  17. #97
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    The ultimate driving tutor is hours driven. Driving 20 hours a week will make you an expert driver in a few months.

    Back when I was driving 4 hours a day in college I remember once emergency breaking, and barely missing the car that plain drove out in front of me. Drove on, then realised what had happened. Didn't care.

    Lots of honest accident happen. Honest drivers should try to help other honest drivers, who are just making mistakes. I try to only flash my lights when it's an honest mistake. Why inconvenience anyone else.

    I do hate dishonest drivers, the sort who deliberately skip queues. Might just get out of my car if I can fuck one of those fuckers up one of these days to be honest.

    But here, not in Ukraine. Cops always side with their own, naturally enough.
  18. #98
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    This thread has gone way off topic, ban time
  19. #99
    Originally posted by Donald Trump The ultimate driving tutor is hours driven. Driving 20 hours a week will make you an expert driver in a few months.

    Back when I was driving 4 hours a day in college I remember once emergency breaking, and barely missing the car that plain drove out in front of me. Drove on, then realised what had happened. Didn't care.

    Lots of honest accident happen. Honest drivers should try to help other honest drivers, who are just making mistakes. I try to only flash my lights when it's an honest mistake. Why inconvenience anyone else.

    I do hate dishonest drivers, the sort who deliberately skip queues. Might just get out of my car if I can fuck one of those fuckers up one of these days to be honest.

    But here, not in Ukraine. Cops always side with their own, naturally enough.

    its not the hours driven but the kind of traffic that you deal with.
  20. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its not the hours driven but the kind of traffic that you deal with.
    So what? Is 1/2 hour sitting stationary in Manhattan traffic is the same as 100 hours driving in the countryside?
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