2021-09-19 at 8:56 PM UTC
StinkMan... can release a cloud of stench so unbelievably putrid, sour and eyewatering that the villain(s) writhes on the ground with their hands around their face. StinkMan can also ride his stink cloud, much like a surfboarder, enabling him to travel large distances vey quickly.
2021-10-13 at 1:17 AM UTC
The Luminous Man
A man who is composed of light. He can move at the speed of light and perceives time in its 4 dimensional form. However he has little to no inertial mass and requires exertion to interact with physical objects and people thus phases through all matter by default. He can dim himself somewhat and increase his radiance greatly if he desires. He can morph his shape easily and can compress himself down to an orb.
2021-10-13 at 1:25 AM UTC
Black Hole Man
Can suck even light into himself.
2021-10-13 at 3:55 AM UTC
G'Nish G'Noosh
Able to put anyone to sleep instantly just by looking at them.
2021-10-13 at 5:26 AM UTC
FartMan
Able to cause instant 9.5 earthquakes and can achieve space travel in seconds.
(The high squeaky ones can cause permanent deafness)
2021-10-15 at 2:33 AM UTC
Embargo
Has a superpower termed the Verbal Contract.
Any verbal agreement with Embargo becomes binding, on pain of death.
If he can interrupt you in the middle of a sentence and you stop talking, you may not speak again until his influence upon you is released and he can dictate any terms he pleases before he has to take another breath, including things like that you accept his terms if you speak at all.
However if he cannot directly focus on you, he cannot place his embargo upon you, so for example one could run away from him to try to escape his embargo before he has a chance to make his terms clearly heard to you and the contract to be sealed.
2021-10-15 at 4:09 AM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Clownfish Fonzie
With a simple thump of his fist he can fix any mechanical object. He has pheromonic powers that no female can resist. He possesses superhuman charisma and interpersonal skills which cause all men to do ask he asks when directed at them as long as he concentrate's on them. This power has an AOE and will also affect any male within 6 feet of his target. He is able to leap any restaurant or shark with any type of vehicle. And finally he has the power to quickly take over as the central character of any show he appears in.
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