Would you go to church for a girl?

1. 2017-02-27 at 6:53 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Yeah, it's this thread again. But it's 2016 and religion is tentatively cool again so who knows.
   
   In the wierd half-hookup/half-dating thing with a girl at the moment, she really wants me to go to some whatever nondenominational church

   
   It's a cult. It is a specific denomination with intent to make you believe in a false version of whatever it is they're selling. If Christianity it's probably agnostics which believe sort of in a God and even Jesus but it will be Lucifer the bearer of light or something. You'll find yourself camping out with them on survival trials to cleanse your souls while they classify it as a survival trip. it's to break you down and the next thing you will wake up with them worshiping Venus the Morning Star. Maybe it's Saturn or Jupiter.. I forget.
   
   Hey, Go for it. You believe in what is your calling. I for one still think we should dump all of our trash and nukes on Venus. She will take care of it for us.
2. 2017-02-27 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   What happened to this girl?
3. 2017-02-27 at 7:12 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No.
   
   If church was after 6pm and the communion wine was a bottle of communion wine, then sure.
   
   But at that point I'd be doing it more the alcohol than the chick.
   
   So I guess I'd go to church for wine but not for a girl?
4. 2017-02-27 at 7:16 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by reject No.
   
   If church was after 6pm and the communion wine was a bottle of communion wine, then sure.
   
   But at that point I'd be doing it more the alcohol than the chick.
   
   So I guess I'd go to church for wine but not for a girl?

   
   What if she just sucked your dick every time you went? Instead of wine?
5. 2017-03-24 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #25
   Mernard Banning Yung Blood
   I have, one Easter sermon, but we'd forgotten how boring protestant sermons can be so ended up going out into the hall way, I fondled and played with her kissing her on the side of the neck and on her lips before leading her upstairs to this locked room that they used for the youth activities in the week, I fucked her in there whilst tere was a full congregation downstairs, confiscated her panties afterwards and then we went backc down stairs and I made her sing for jesus with her legs squoze tightly together and a devilish look on my face. Was so kinky doing it in the "house of the lord". Got a mean look off my aunty for being gone for so long, as if she knew what we'd been doing. We don't know to this day if she was too loud and we got heard.
6. 2017-03-24 at 6:01 PM UTC

   #26
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   go to a church ? i'd even be a priest for them girls and boys.,
7. 2017-04-08 at 1:23 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No because if your going to church she wants to fuck the holiest person around usually a church pastor or someone high up because they can help them get the heaven or whatever. Its best to learn the values and then read the bible and fake being holyier than the congregation she is with try to convince her that you and your friends are your own bible study and you lead it.
8. 2017-04-08 at 1:56 AM UTC

   #28
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by spacepantz No because if your going to church she wants to fuck the holiest person around usually a church pastor or someone high up because they can help them get the heaven or whatever. Its best to learn the values and then read the bible and fake being holyier than the congregation she is with try to convince her that you and your friends are your own bible study and you lead it.

   
   somebody doesn't know jack shit about religious freak chicks.
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9. 2017-04-08 at 1:58 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock somebody doesn't know jack shit about religious freak chicks.

   
   I have met some I tried the church thing the women were into the church leaders.
10. 2017-04-08 at 2:31 AM UTC

    #30
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by spacepantz I have met some I tried the church thing the women were into the church leaders.

    
    those are the really deep-seated emotional defectives and the absolute worst...short of a crackhead...to get involved with.
11. 2017-04-08 at 5:58 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by RestStop I'm curious as to why you don't see this being a long term thing are you two that much different or?

    
    IDK, it just doesn't seem like something that could work out. She says she wants kids eventually which is something I'm not interested in in the least, I'm kind of on thin ice with her parents, neither of us really like the other's friends. It's kinda wierd we get along at all honestly.
    
    

    Originally posted by Open Your Mind What happened to this girl?

    
    Basically nothing. We've talked about it on a few occasions, we agree it's not really realistic, but we're still going out.
12. 2017-04-08 at 6:06 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Do it, Lanny. Nail the bitch like Jesus.
13. 2017-04-08 at 6:11 AM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    post pix
14. 2017-04-08 at 4:54 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny IDK, it just doesn't seem like something that could work out. She says she wants kids eventually which is something I'm not interested in in the least, I'm kind of on thin ice with her parents, neither of us really like the other's friends. It's kinda wierd we get along at all honestly.
    
    
    
    Basically nothing. We've talked about it on a few occasions, we agree it's not really realistic, but we're still going out.

    
    All women want kids they are chickens.
15. 2017-04-08 at 5:27 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The reason Lanny appointed mods is because he is in a relationship now and has no time to waste on us.
    
    

    Originally posted by spacepantz All women want kids they are chickens.

    
    
16. 2017-04-08 at 5:28 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump The reason Lanny appointed mods is because he is in a relationship now and has no time to waste on us.

    
    He didn't actually appoint mods you goof
17. 2017-04-08 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Lanny Basically nothing. We've talked about it on a few occasions, we agree it's not really realistic, but we're still going out.

    
    How frequently do you see each other? Do you have sex?
18. 2017-04-08 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    inb4 lanny becomes a christian or at least agrees to go 2 church 4 the kids
19. 2017-04-08 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Open Your Mind How frequently do you see each other? Do you have sex?

    
    We see each other a couple nights a week, her office is pretty close to my place so we usually meet up after work and grab dinner or whatever. Not much point if there wasn't sex involved.
20. 2017-04-08 at 6:18 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Sounds pretty casual. Have you thought about what you would want to happen if she happens to get pregnant?