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Would you go to church for a girl?

  1. Let's try to keep it on topic guys
  2. I'd also fuck your dead girlfriend in a church, Lanny.
  3. That's better
  4. I wouldn't go to church regularly for a girl. However, I woke up with her at her parent's place last Sunday-closest-to-Christmas, and we (her, her parents, sister, and I) went to church together. Her family doesn't know that she and I are atheists. We did communion, which was weird. I kept my bread and juice in my mouth and spat it out when we left. It felt very disingenuous, and I would like to not do that again. So I have gone before... but not too sure I'd do it again.

    Post last edited by Ghost Prototype at 2017-04-18T17:51:15.915696+00:00
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RisiR The only reason why I would go to church is to fuck your dead father in his coffin, Lanny. Too late, though.

    Let me know when your mother kicks the bucket. I'll just pretent it's your dead fucking nigger father when I violate her corpse.

    Graveyards aren't necessarily near a church though.
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Ghost Prototype I wouldn't go to church regularly for a girl. However, I woke up with her at her parent's place last Sunday-closest-to-Christmas, and we (her, her parents, sister, and I) went to church together. Her family doesn't know that she and I are atheists. We did communion, which was weird. I kept my bread and juice in my mouth and spat it out when we left. It felt very disingenuous, and I would like to not do that again. So I have gone before… but not too sure I'd do it again.

    At least the girl was an atheist as well. My gf is Catholic, ayy lmao. But she doesn't go to church really. Also we sin regularly together.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  7. Originally posted by Sophie Graveyards aren't necessarily near a church though.

    Maybe not in your Muslim country but here in the Western world we have Churches.
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RisiR Maybe not in your Muslim country but here in the Western world we have Churches.

    >Muslim country

    Nigga pls.

    Lonny is from the US of A, there's a ton of burial grounds that don't have churches there.
  9. Originally posted by Sophie At least the girl was an atheist as well. My gf is Catholic, ayy lmao. But she doesn't go to church really. Also we sin regularly together.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Do you remember Burroughs? He's Catholic, and I'd have sinned regularly with him ⚞⚣⚟

    Post last edited by Ghost Prototype at 2017-04-18T17:50:58.850398+00:00
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Ghost Prototype Do you remember Burroughs? He's Catholic, and I'd have sinned regularly with him ⚞⚣⚟

    Did you commit the sin of sodomy? Because i was implying sechs.
  11. I have never sodomed ;_;

    Post last edited by Ghost Prototype at 2017-04-18T17:50:38.255970+00:00
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Ghost Prototype I have never sodomed ;_;

    That can either be good or bad depending on your gender.
  13. Originally posted by Ghost Prototype I wouldn't go to church regularly for a girl. However, I woke up with her at her parent's place last Sunday-closest-to-Christmas, and we (her, her parents, sister, and I) went to church together. Her family doesn't know that she and I are atheists. We did communion, which was weird. I kept my bread and juice in my mouth and spat it out when we left. It felt very disingenuous, and I would like to not do that again. So I have gone before… but not too sure I'd do it again.

    When I was like 12, 13ish me and some chick walked to another village to egg some other chicks house at like 6am on a sunday morning. After that we hung around a bit and then went to church cos we had nothing else to do. The wine was pretty nice from what I recall. The old people kept saying how nice it was to see some young people turn up
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  14. It's so nice to see some young people turnt up.

    Post last edited by Ghost Prototype at 2017-04-18T17:50:19.050731+00:00
  15. I'm sorry, Lanny. I wouldn't actually do that.
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR The only reason why I would go to church is to fuck your dead father in his coffin, Lanny. Too late, though.

    Let me know when your mother kicks the bucket. I'll just pretent it's your dead fucking nigger father when I violate her corpse.

    that's hot.

    post pics
  17. Originally posted by RisiR I'm sorry, Lanny. I wouldn't actually do that.

    Pussy.
  18. I just wanted to bring it up again.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I agree, I see no reason why his father would be buried nearby a church of any sort, and furthermore RisiR I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if his dad wasn't still alive somewhere habitually smoking marijuana cigarettes.

    Reefer.
  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by RisiR I'd also fuck your dead girlfriend in a church, Lanny.



    :headbang:
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