Would you go to church for a girl?

1. 2017-04-17 at 5:22 PM UTC

   #101
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I went to church with my wife and her family when we were just dating a few times. I live in the Bible Belt and I only went to make a good impression on her folks. We had already boned, so it's not like I was just trying to get in her pants.
   
   I must admit, I have done far worse things than going to church to get laid.
2. 2017-04-18 at 12:42 AM UTC

   #102
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I really dislike the disingenuity that is so overwhelmingly prevalent in human relationships and its implications.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2017-04-18 at 12:44 AM UTC

   #103
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Malice I really dislike the disingenuity that is so overwhelmingly prevalent in human relationships and its implications.

   
   Sometimes being dishonest is a kindness.
4. 2017-04-18 at 12:58 AM UTC

   #104
   RestStop Space Nigga
   The real question is would you go gay for a girl? But SRS question OP what ever happened with all of this?
5. 2017-04-18 at 9:19 AM UTC

   #105
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Sometimes being dishonest is a kindness.

   
   I think I'd rather be told the truth no matter how much it hurts me than be led to believe that I'm doing good but actually aren't
   
   But I'd also like to be able to do the same to them.
6. 2017-04-18 at 9:40 AM UTC

   #106
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lying is great, I lied to a girl about being a paramedic and got laid about 40 minutes from then.
   
   Sometimes it backfires, I was in a bar in Chicago and was chatting up this 11/10 and said I was a firefighter, the dude behind me was like "oh wow me too, what unit are you in?" and I said "Blue".
   
   I learnt that day that fire brigade units are not labeled by colour lol.
7. 2017-04-18 at 11:50 AM UTC

   #107
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lying is great, I lied to a girl about being a paramedic and got laid about 40 minutes from then.
   
   Sometimes it backfires, I was in a bar in Chicago and was chatting up this 11/10 and said I was a firefighter, the dude behind me was like "oh wow me too, what unit are you in?" and I said "Blue".
   
   I learnt that day that fire brigade units are not labeled by colour lol.

   
   You know you fucked up right? You said before you only say "tonnes" because you prefer the metric system but now you said "colour" you non-American fuck. You can't hide it now you Paki.
   
   Also why would you have to lie about being anything other than yourself if you're such a rich, successful, well-traveled and interesting person.
8. 2017-04-18 at 12 PM UTC

   #108
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws You know you fucked up right? You said before you only say "tonnes" because you prefer the metric system but now you said "colour" you non-American fuck. You can't hide it now you Paki.

   
   I've already explained this many times. I spent over 20 years working in Asia, particularly the Middle East and Pakistan. I know this must be difficult to process if you're a mentally subnormal dogfucker who has left his state like 4 times in total, but you cannot use imperial measurements anywhere but in the United States, Myanmar and Liberia, and those other two are not exactly the most lucrative business destinations. This also affects how you prefer to write; for example, my phone's keyboard has been in UK English ever since I've had a smartphone.
   
   

   Also why would you have to lie about being anything other than yourself if you're such a rich, successful, well-traveled and interesting person.

   
   Because "fireman" and "paramedic" is incredibly superior for picking up floozies at a bar than "I sold my business and I'm retired and play Counter Strike and watch cartoons all day now". Again, I know this is difficult to grasp when everything you fuck has four legs.
9. 2017-04-18 at 12:02 PM UTC

   #109
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The word colour is not a unit of measurement you goddamn paki
10. 2017-04-18 at 12:03 PM UTC

    #110
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    And you could probably phrase it a little better, like maybe say you're "independently wealthy" or some shit
11. 2017-04-18 at 12:16 PM UTC

    #111
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws The word colour is not a unit of measurement you goddamn paki

    
    The word "colour" is part of British English. The word "tonne" or "kilogramme" is not present in US English keyboards, you dog fucker. Spending 2 decades working in parts of the world where everything is written a certain way does simply affect the way you write and expect things to be written, the same way it might affect your accent or the way you drive..
    
    You are reaching harder than when you reach for dog cock.
12. 2017-04-18 at 12:22 PM UTC

    #112
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    So what you're telling me is that you're middle aged
13. 2017-04-18 at 12:25 PM UTC

    #113
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws And you could probably phrase it a little better, like maybe say you're "independently wealthy" or some shit

    
    If you think that has anywhere near the same capacity to quickly and effectively seem cool to a bar slut as being an everyday superhero like a fireman or a paramedic, then you don't understand women.
14. 2017-04-18 at 12:27 PM UTC

    #114
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws So what you're telling me is that you're middle aged

    
    Fuck you, lol. That's actually something I'm getting self conscious about. I'e been pumping iron and doing shit tonnes of cardio to compensate but the greys are starting to come in.
15. 2017-04-18 at 12:27 PM UTC

    #115
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh shit is your avatar a pic of you????
16. 2017-04-18 at 12:29 PM UTC

    #116
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The only reason why I would go to church is to fuck your dead father in his coffin, Lanny. Too late, though.
    
    Let me know when your mother kicks the bucket. I'll just pretent it's your dead fucking nigger father when I violate her corpse.
17. 2017-04-18 at 12:29 PM UTC

    #117
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Oh shit is your avatar a pic of you????

    
    
18. 2017-04-18 at 12:55 PM UTC

    #118
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I would spell it that way because my auto corrector is in British English :(
19. 2017-04-18 at 12:58 PM UTC

    #119
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I would spell it that way because my auto corrector is in British English :(

    
    Mine is too. But I'm also used to spelling it like that.
20. 2017-04-18 at 1:07 PM UTC

    #120
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Mine is too. But I'm also used to spelling it like that.

    
    fuck it, we should all spell that way because it's proper. America is gone. it's a concept no more. it's been bought and paid for by many ruling parties. from the Spaniards to the french to those crazy wacky brits
    
    China owns us now.. be happy. they know how to manage shit properly.
    
    Thats why you guys shouldn't be so racist. you're kids are gonna marry outside your white race and it will be priceless to see the look on your face when they bring home the most beautiful darkest partner. they might even be gay.
    
    Priceless. Sorry this went somewhere else.