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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2021-03-08 at 3:42 AM UTCmy brady mamary is conspiring against me and threatening to put me in jail every day. If I go I go. Shit is getting messy, it could very well be happening.
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2021-03-08 at 3:43 AM UTC
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2021-03-08 at 3:48 AM UTC
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2021-03-08 at 3:49 AM UTCYou should send her to prison first for being a psycho
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2021-03-08 at 4 AM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice You should send her to prison first for being a psycho
as sad as it is to say her mental health is deteriorating and she will likely be institutionalized at some point. She is manipulative and knows how to navigate the system though so it won't be for long, she will learn nothing and will only be worse for it. Everybody hates their life and wants to die. The end.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-03-08 at 4:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo as sad as it is to say her mental health is deteriorating and she will likely be institutionalized at some point. She is manipulative and knows how to navigate the system though so it won't be for long, she will learn nothing and will only be worse for it. Everybody hates their life and wants to die. The end.
I do indeed hate my life and want to die -
2021-03-08 at 4:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice I do indeed hate my life and want to die
you probably don't really want to die though. Maybe you do, idk, I know I certainly don't. If I was feeling that low that I felt death was the only escape I would just kill people until I was caught, then plead guilty quickly and live through the uncomfortableness that followed. Hi FBI -
2021-03-08 at 4:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo you probably don't really want to die though. Maybe you do, idk, I know I certainly don't. If I was feeling that low that I felt death was the only escape I would just kill people until I was caught, then plead guilty quickly and live through the uncomfortableness that followed. Hi FBI
I don't have a desire or reason to kill anyone else. I'm a pretty big asshole but i don't understand the purpose of causing hardship on others for the sheer fuck of it, even minor things. Though i totally understand why mass murderers do what they do and laugh when the reporters and cops are like "we can't believe someone would do this, what could the motive be?!" when the world is clearly full of assholes (like me) and people constantly trying to fuck each other over and lie and cheat and steal their way through life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-03-08 at 4:15 AM UTCLook at Stephen Paddock, poor guy was probably trying to sleep off a hangover and a bunch of people start blasting shitty country music outside his window.
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2021-03-08 at 4:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice I don't have a desire or reason to kill anyone else. I'm a pretty big asshole but i don't understand the purpose of causing hardship on others for the sheer fuck of it, even minor things. Though i totally understand why mass murderers do what they do and laugh when the reporters and cops are like "we can't believe someone would do this, what could the motive be?!" when the world is clearly full of assholes (like me) and people constantly trying to fuck each other over and lie and cheat and steal their way through life.
I definitely respect that perspective but SWIM would feel justified in targeting certain people locally who he believes are trash and the world is better off without. There are local media releases every few weeks regarding high risk sex offenders being released. He also knows where the local halfway houses are so could find a sex offender to drop for fun given the opportunity.
Just negative stuff to think about. I haven't been focusing on as much positive shit as I should be lately -
2021-03-08 at 4:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice Look at Stephen Paddock, poor guy was probably trying to sleep off a hangover and a bunch of people start blasting shitty country music outside his window.
I was actually talking with someone today about him and how his father was an escaped bank robber (or something) and his brother is a pedophile. Think he just had sociopathic DNA that should be extinguished. He is definitely the type who should be dropped but by outward appearances, it might be hard to forsee that. -
2021-03-08 at 4:22 AM UTCUpdate: I've been directed to an ID place here in Ottawa, yes yes I'm retarded and lost my Identity like 2 times in like a year. I didn't expect my jeep to just disappear on me. Stupid shady shit. I dunno if i have fines back home tho or if they would matter. tryna get an Ontario drivers license.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-08 at 4:33 AM UTCI'm gonna feed myself to a grizzly.
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2021-03-08 at 6:44 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-08 at 10:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I was actually talking with someone today about him and how his father was an escaped bank robber (or something) and his brother is a pedophile. Think he just had sociopathic DNA that should be extinguished. He is definitely the type who should be dropped but by outward appearances, it might be hard to forsee that.
How did you manage to skip over the fact that he was a glowie? -
2021-03-08 at 10:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by Nile Update: I've been directed to an ID place here in Ottawa, yes yes I'm retarded and lost my Identity like 2 times in like a year. I didn't expect my jeep to just disappear on me. Stupid shady shit. I dunno if i have fines back home tho or if they would matter. tryna get an Ontario drivers license.
just claim you are plural and they keep throwing your documents away -
2021-03-09 at 2:43 AM UTC
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2021-03-09 at 2:54 AM UTC
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2021-03-09 at 2:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by Robert Mugabe I don't get it.
recurring joke in the comic is that every now and then he finds blood-flecked semen coming in from under the door, turns out his boss has been paying a bum to jerk off there to try force the guy to move somewhere nicer
when asked why there's blood in it, the bum wonders "isn't there supposed to be?" -
2021-03-09 at 3:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra recurring joke in the comic is that every now and then he finds blood-flecked semen coming in from under the door, turns out his boss has been paying a bum to jerk off there to try force the guy to move somewhere nicer
when asked why there's blood in it, the bum wonders "isn't there supposed to be?"
I hate when my neighbor does thatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
