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  1. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Antifa Member She looks like her parents fight a lot and she'd probably open up to you about it

    i'm more interested in opening up her butthole
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    1. Russia has warned israel that they'll stop advising Assad to hold back if the attacks keep up
    2. Iraqi PMUs are preparing to announce a general offensive to attempt to push the US out of Iraq entirely
  3. Originally posted by aldra 1. Russia has warned israel that they'll stop advising Assad to hold back if the attacks keep up
    2. Iraqi PMUs are preparing to announce a general offensive to attempt to push the US out of Iraq entirely

    I would like to know more
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    1. https://www.rt.com/op-ed/517122-israel-airstrikes-russia-syria/
    https://www.mideastdiscourse.com/2021/02/26/russia-officially-announced-its-readiness-to-shoot-down-israeli-planes-in-case-of-new-raids-on-syria/

    “Sooner or later, the cup of patience, including the Syrian government, may be overflowing, and a retaliatory strike will follow, which will accordingly lead to a new round of tension. These attacks must be stopped, they are counterproductive. We hope that the Israeli side will hear our concerns, including concerns about the possible escalation of violence in Syria, ”


    most people, including Ritter in the first link are interpreting that to mean Russia could start shooting down israeli jets if they keep it up, but I think the language (at least in this translation) points to the fact that Assad has had the capability to do it for a while now, and that Russia has pressured him not to attack the jets or launch sites. If the attacks continue they will not be able to stop Assad from responding.

    2. I don't really have anything to show you, just that a lot of 'official' al-Hashd telegram channels are now talking openly about it
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  5. Eliminate the jew mosquito!
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  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong


    Posted this in the wrong thread. Drink some water, niggas.
  7. Ghost Black Hole

  8. I want to fuck King DeDeDe
  9. Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America I want to fuck King DeDeDe

    What does Kirby turn into if he swallows a load of cum
  10. Probably no transformation, if you play the Kirby games, you can swallow stuff like blocks or regular Waddle Dee enemies and you just shit out a star.

    Kirby can also spit.
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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice What does Kirby turn into if he swallows a load of cum

    pink cum

    which can also be made by getting cum in blood, ladies ;)
  12. Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America Probably no transformation, if you play the Kirby games, you can swallow stuff like blocks or regular Waddle Dee enemies and you just shit out a star.

    Kirby can also spit.

    Imagine letting kirby suck your dick and he swallows, but its your entire body
  13. Originally posted by Antifa Member Imagine letting kirby suck your dick and he swallows, but its your entire body

    Oh fuck yeah vore Kirby
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    i just wanna get fucked up and go back to bed and wake up more successful but i gotta look alive and not drink so im doing good i guess

    i don't donate blood cuz i dont' wanan get reincarnated as some covid -20's baby
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    i don't donate plasma either cuz i dont wanna become a tv
  16. Ebola Cola Houston
    Originally posted by Bradley i don't donate plasma either cuz i dont wanna become a tv

    Your humor is too highbrow for this place.
  17. I cum blood
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  18. Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America I cum blood

    I expect that to happen to me any day now
  19. Originally posted by Solstice I expect that to happen to me any day now

    Really juice those glands
  20. Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America Really juice those glands

    I do. It's the only dopamine i get.

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