The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2021-03-02 at 1:03 PM UTC

   #5101
   

   Antifa Member African Astronaut
   If you're just scrolling past
   
   Dont make the mistake of reading it
   
   Just don't
2. 2021-03-02 at 1:12 PM UTC

   #5102
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by Antifa Member If you're just scrolling past
   
   Dont make the mistake of reading it
   
   Just don't

   
   Read it and savor every sentence as if you were the narrator savoring the aroma.
3. 2021-03-02 at 1:51 PM UTC

   #5103
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   you mother fuckers need jesus
4. 2021-03-02 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #5104
   

   Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Meikai Read it and savor every sentence as if you were the narrator savoring the aroma.

   
   Butter butt
5. 2021-03-02 at 4:01 PM UTC

   #5105
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   I heard of this thing people do where they freeze a log of shit then insert it into their ass while still frozen until it thaws and they shit it back out
6. 2021-03-02 at 4:35 PM UTC

   #5106
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Solstice I heard of this thing people do where they freeze a log of shit then insert it into their ass while still frozen until it thaws and they shit it back out

   
   Yeah some girl told me, "iglooing".
7. 2021-03-02 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #5107
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   It's called a Cold Betsy and I invented it.
8. 2021-03-02 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #5108
   

   Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America African Astronaut
   Cold Theory
9. 2021-03-02 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #5109
   

   Antifa Member African Astronaut
   Rocket pops :3
10. 2021-03-03 at 3:22 AM UTC

    #5110
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Solstice I heard of this thing people do where they freeze a log of shit then insert it into their ass while still frozen until it thaws and they shit it back out

    
    
11. 2021-03-03 at 3:24 AM UTC

    #5111
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    The icicles imply he's been holding it like that for a while
    
    Or maybe he died holding a shit up to the sun idk
12. 2021-03-03 at 3:30 AM UTC

    #5112
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Antifa Member, 
    • Meikai, 
    • Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America
13. 2021-03-03 at 4:03 AM UTC

    #5113
    

    frala Avant garde shartist

    Originally posted by Solstice I heard of this thing people do where they freeze a log of shit then insert it into their ass while still frozen until it thaws and they shit it back out

    
    This is why nature is trying to eradicate us.
14. 2021-03-03 at 4:10 AM UTC

    #5114
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Antifa Member The icicles imply he's been holding it like that for a while
    
    Or maybe he died holding a shit up to the sun idk

    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America, 
    • Robert Mugabe
15. 2021-03-03 at 4:29 AM UTC

    #5115
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Jesus wouldn't approve of that
16. 2021-03-03 at 4:37 AM UTC

    #5116
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he's really going to hate what happens in the next panel then
17. 2021-03-03 at 11:05 AM UTC

    #5117
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra

    
    Not sure if he's holding a piece of turd in his hand or a huge sign.
18. 2021-03-03 at 12:58 PM UTC

    #5118
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America, 
    • Solstice, 
    • Meikai
19. 2021-03-03 at 1:12 PM UTC

    #5119
    

    Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America African Astronaut
    Or Die Antwoord or some shit
20. 2021-03-03 at 2:12 PM UTC

    #5120
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    She looks like her parents fight a lot and she'd probably open up to you about it