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  1. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World All aboard the wittle wellow bus.. U wittle wellow window washers wicking wah windows.


    thats not your user account

    hella kill yourself
  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Dissociator Hey just wanted to let everyone know I'm off the street I have a shitton of stories about Mary phosphate and caveman junior but at the moment I really don't feel are talking about the shit. Am something days sober with the help of suboxone. Found God atleast am more close to Jesus. And alot of stress has disappeared from my life and the so called phenomenon of craving has diminished greatly due to burning myself out on meth and heroin when I was homeless in summerville. Went to jail for a month back in October-november. Was a 2nd degree burlary charge for sleeping in broken down burger King. Was dropped to loitering and prowling. Suh

    hey thats good to here
  3. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    i bet malice would have been a multimillionaire from all the gamestop shit right now if he hadn't killed himself.
  4. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency i bet malice would have been a multimillionaire from all the gamestop shit right now if he hadn't killed himself.

    Malice had the right idea, he's not missing out on jack shit. Lucky bastard
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  5. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Listening to "Sapiens" on Audible.

    Damn interesting son.
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Sophie, are you still a free speech absolutist?

    Sure, Captain Paki can can make quintuple cringe posts all day every day. All he's doing is using the veneer of some moral high ground he thinks he has to couch his pathologically sadistic behavior in such a way that he hopes most people won't notice he actually doesn't have any principles to speak off. He just likes to feel as though he is hurting me somehow, makes him feel like a man you know? And it makes sense, if i were him i'd feel the need to overcompensate too.

    Here's another little fact he doesn't want you to know. The people that actually go out and rape kids in the most violent and brutal ways possible, aren't actually pedophiles. They're just sexual sadists. I don't know if he gets a hard on when he thinks he's being clever and is convinced he's hurting people somehow. But it wouldn't surprise me. In fact as far as that goes, he has more in common with literal child rapists than i do. I'm not a sadist you see.
  7. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    I just finished Sapiens on Audible and the postman delivers the very same book. I must have forgot I ordered it, took ages to arrive anyway.

    Fuck.
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Listening to "Sapiens" on Audible.

    Damn interesting son.

  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    these are the new chinese electric meth pipes

  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood these are the new chinese electric meth pipes


    Lol how would you use that p p p p p p power pipe
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i like that home depot is a meme now



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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  15. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Had mad urges to smoke some good weed as of late. Fuck me it's been well over a year since I last smoked come to think of it.
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    smoking weed with no tolerance makes me completely unfunctional, I don't like it.

    Originally posted by Ghost The Shennong bencao calls "cannabis flowers/buds" mafen (麻蕡) or mabo (麻勃) and says: "To take much makes people see demons and throw themselves about like maniacs [多食令人見鬼狂走]. But if one takes it over a long period of time one can communicate with the spirits, and one's body becomes light [久服通神明輕身]"
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood smoking weed with no tolerance makes me completely unfunctional, I don't like it.

    prettyu much why I don't like weed, it makes me retarded and hyper self-conscious about it
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    also one time I was in the shower and all these vegetable names kept popping into my head, it actually made me angry that I couldn't stop thinking about carrots and potatos
  19. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra prettyu much why I don't like weed, it makes me retarded and hyper self-conscious about it

    Yeah I don't like feeling retarded for days after. I don't enjoy putting loads in one Joint but I find myself rolling one after the other.
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    When I first started smoking I would hallucinate like crazy and see all kinds of shit. I would record conversations between my friend and I and it was just retard gibberish like "THE VAVOO!! THE YIDDISH COW!!! SMOKE THE YIDDISH COW ON THE VAVOO!!!"

    I have had two experiences where I was hallucinating open eye visuals and almost out of body experiences that were pretty cool but have not experienced anything like that in a long time.

    High dose edibles just make me dizzy and sleepy.

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