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I'm good at smoking weed

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    I have asthma but I can smoke a lot of weed, I have trained my body over many years to be able to consume large amounts of cannabis. The downside of this is I smoked most of the ounce I got on the 3rd of the month.

    I can go from zero to baked in less than 80 seconds. I know this because that is how long a lobby takes for the online game I play and I can smoke a fat bowl in that amount of time.

    I pack the biggest bowl possible and corner it 3 times. That is my secret for smoking multiple grams daily.

  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You didn't explain it good enough. Cornering bowls ? That's weak m8. It's not but it is .

    I have nursed a half oz for a month and I still have a half oz. Haha. It feels that way. I EMBRACE my hits. That's all you have to do. I smoke call it a quarter gram a day and am perfect. Two hits morn 4 hits night.

    Also my lungs are absolutely shot so I take mini faggot hits.
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    I pack about half a gram per bowl and smoke it in 80 seconds by hitting it 3 times like a triangle.

    It is the only way my broken lungs can smoke that much weed. Sometimes I get greedy and try to smoke the entire thing in one hit but that only works 70% of the time.

  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm more of a time smoker in that I just like the aspect of taking a hit here and there.
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  5. #5
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm more of a time smoker in that I just like the aspect of taking a hit here and there.

    I love weed!
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Thotgirl I love weed!

    And it loves you! Adorbz!!
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    I have a high tolerance and I enjoy being stoned very much so I smoke all day every day.
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's not a contest. Or if it is I'm still winning. I get as high as you off 1 hit as you do off 20. Every time.
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  9. #9
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ And it loves you! Adorbz!!

    I wanna marry weed and live happily ever after stoned all the time!
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Thotgirl I wanna marry weed and live happily ever after stoned all the time!

    If you love it so much why don't you marry it ???!
  11. #11
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ If you love it so much why don't you marry it ???!

    Bc the damn government wont recongnize such a union! But they let fags marry..
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ It's not a contest. Or if it is I'm still winning. I get as high as you off 1 hit as you do off 20. Every time.

    I agree. When I first moved to Ontario I didn't know where to get weed so I was sober for a few months and then I got some and I got high as fuck and felt weird but have smoked non stop since then so my tolerance never has a chance to go down. I get too fucked up and non functional when I have a low tolerance.

    The Shennong bencao calls "cannabis flowers/buds" mafen (麻蕡) or mabo (麻勃) and says: "To take much makes people see demons and throw themselves about like maniacs [多食令人見鬼狂走]. But if one takes it over a long period of time one can communicate with the spirits, and one's body becomes light [久服通神明輕身]"
  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ghost I agree. When I first moved to Ontario I didn't know where to get weed so I was sober for a few months and then I got some and I got high as fuck and felt weird but have smoked non stop since then so my tolerance never has a chance to go down. I get too fucked up and non functional when I have a low tolerance.

    The Shennong bencao calls "cannabis flowers/buds" mafen (麻蕡) or mabo (麻勃) and says: "To take much makes people see demons and throw themselves about like maniacs [多食令人見鬼狂走]. But if one takes it over a long period of time one can communicate with the spirits, and one's body becomes light [久服通神明輕身]"

    I think I might be dying ? I guess. It takes me less alcohol and less weed to get fucked up. More and more. Less and less. Makes me wonder what my body is doing.
  14. #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    You're a cheap date.
  15. #15
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I agree. When I first moved to Ontario I didn't know where to get weed so I was sober for a few months and then I got some and I got high as fuck and felt weird but have smoked non stop since then so my tolerance never has a chance to go down. I get too fucked up and non functional when I have a low tolerance.

    The Shennong bencao calls "cannabis flowers/buds" mafen (麻蕡) or mabo (麻勃) and says: "To take much makes people see demons and throw themselves about like maniacs [多食令人見鬼狂走]. But if one takes it over a long period of time one can communicate with the spirits, and one's body becomes light [久服通神明輕身]"

    Thats bull shit i haven't seen a demon on weed..
  16. #16
    Ghost Black Hole
    I used to see them all the time, ghosts too.
  17. #17
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I used to see them all the time, ghosts too.

    The only time i saw ghosts was when i was playin quija and toking.
  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Thotgirl The only time i saw ghosts was when i was playin quija and toking.

    Playing ouija . Why do people think ouija board is a board GAME ? I mean it is but its . Whatever. Fuck you
  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wanna PLAY OUIJA BOARD ? I LOKE THOSE girls that killed their friend over slenderman. That's how you play childhood occult games. Get into them. Be them. No half measures.
  20. #20
    Ghost Black Hole
    a luigi board
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