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Tips on how to come across as more intimidating.

  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    save time and don't close your door
    take it off the damn frame
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    you can save extra time by just not having a house and making the pizza guy deliver to your cave/ritual sacrifice site
  3. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Carry a gun in a holster that's big enough to be visible through your clothes, get a tattoo on your face and express your feelings very often. This really isn't hard, I think your heart isn't in it. Find another way to communicate your frustrations.
  4. get one of those tear tattoos that means you killed someone
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Lulzyst fred on this board
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  6. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    have digital camo tattooed on your entire body. tactically.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Animated tattoos Inc.
  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cerakote >open the door
    >both hands are occupied with a tool

    unless your dick is a hand then youre a bullshitter and this method doesnt work

    false.

    I'm typing right now with my nose due to needing both hands for fappery.
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock false.

    I'm typing right now with my nose due to needing both hands for fappery.

    oh right i forgot you can just open the door by putting the handle in your nose and turning your head
  10. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Grab your nuts while you walk.

    This made me laugh so much it gave me vertigo.
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cerakote oh right i forgot you can just open the door by putting the handle in your nose and turning your head

    the handles in my house are levers, so, yes, i can.

    i use my feet to open doors on a regular basis when im carrying things in both hands.
  12. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock the handles in my house are levers, so, yes, i can.

    you enjoy wrapping your hands round long, hardd things dont you. are they cock-shapped ?
  13. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader you enjoy wrapping your hands round long, hardd things dont you. are they cock-shapped ?

    why do you ask...looking for a dude to fondle your junk?
  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Also gayest fred on this board
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  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Can we please get back to the intimidation?
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Can we please get back to the intimidation?

    only if you suck my dick while you gently massage my ballsack.
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Can we please get back to the intimidation?

    I'm gonna murder you, your family and everyone you know in the fucking face you cocksucking fuck.
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  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist I'm gonna murder you, your family and everyone you know in the fucking face you cocksucking fuck.

    i call dibs on the carcasses...
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Not even scary.
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Not even scary.

    i dont do scary

    i do arousing.

    edit: (not joking...i actually caught a boner at a halloween scare trail one time. i mean...the main scary-chick had massive boobs...what'd they expect?)
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