Tips on how to come across as more intimidating.

1. 2017-03-02 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #81
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Always have red eyes.
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2. 2017-03-02 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #82
   

   snab_snib African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Enter How do I come across as more intimidating?

   
   stop being a faggot
   
   delete this thread
   
   stop being so intimidated
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3. 2017-03-02 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #83
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   thisis a good thred
4. 2017-03-02 at 3:14 AM UTC

   #84
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   You got to have blood shot eyes.
   Then step into the targets personal space, look them in the eye and say whatever.
   Breathing is key also,don't hyperventilate like your upset just be calm.
   There is no need too be upset not yet just be cool don't look down.don't where a frown.
   You are in control don't lose that,that dude is now your bitch.
5. 2017-03-02 at 3:44 AM UTC

   #85
   cerakote African Astronaut
   look angry all the time and dont make eye contact with people
   
   if you have to make your eyes suffer by gazing upon some commoner then do so with visible disdain
6. 2017-03-02 at 3:59 AM UTC

   #86
   

   lantiqua87 Houston [my imperatively healing tajikistan]
   BEAT THA SHIT OUTTA NIGGA 4 NO REASON THEN ALL THE HOOD NIGGAS BE THINKIN U KRAZY
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7. 2017-03-02 at 4:08 AM UTC

   #87
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Always have red eyes.

   
   
8. 2017-03-02 at 7:08 AM UTC

   #88
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Replace your entire vocabulary with "I don't give a fuck!"

   
   A coworker tried this on me. It doesn't work. It just makes you look like a retarded faggot with a stunted cerebral cortex
9. 2017-03-02 at 8:26 AM UTC

   #89
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   you should pick your nose and eat it, you pussy
10. 2017-03-02 at 9:34 AM UTC

    #90
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    smoke all time
11. 2017-03-03 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #91
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Always say ya feel me after every few words ya feel me.
12. 2017-03-03 at 12:44 AM UTC

    #92
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Practice your scowls as well. Scowls are very effective.
13. 2017-03-03 at 12:46 AM UTC

    #93
    Hazza32 Houston
    removed
14. 2017-03-03 at 1:53 AM UTC

    #94
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Grab your nuts while you walk.
15. 2017-03-03 at 2:56 AM UTC

    #95
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Grab your nuts while you walk.

    
    ...grab someone elses nuts while you walk...
16. 2017-03-03 at 3:03 AM UTC

    #96
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Grab someone with your nuts while they're walking.
17. 2017-03-03 at 3:05 AM UTC

    #97
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    always answer the door with an erection in one hand and a gun in the other
18. 2017-03-03 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #98
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Say "You don't scare me!" every time they get close. Then babble incoherently about TOTSE cuz dats real cool.
19. 2017-03-03 at 3:13 AM UTC

    #99
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Grab someone with your nuts while they're walking.

    
    walk into someone else's nut grab
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20. 2017-03-03 at 3:14 AM UTC

    #100
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra always answer the door with an erection in one hand and a gun in the other

    
    >open the door
    >both hands are occupied with a tool
    
    unless your dick is a hand then youre a bullshitter and this method doesnt work