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1. 2020-07-12 at 11:24 PM UTC

   #1541
   

   Poast Houston
   Got some sad news boys. OMG passed away in his sleep last week. We suspected an elaborate prank on his part but sadly his family has confirmed to us that he is gone. I could go into detail about his life and all the memories I have of him, but I'm gonna keep this brief. They believe it was liver failure. He turned 32 in April of this year. He was one of my oldest and best friends. Wish I would have done more to help him get sober and happy. And I wish I wasn't so hard on him in the end. They say not to blame yourself but as the days go on, I'm taking this one pretty hard. I didn't want to break this news but I think he'd want me to bump the thread one last time to let our old fans know that he clocked out. Special thanks to Casper for being a friend to OMG and helping him with his projects. He really loved the bits you recorded for him and was excited to get your tripod. We were hoping that getting him into making funny videos would help him cheer up, possibly slow down on his drinking, but the damage had been done, and he was too stubborn to seek out treatment. He gave up on getting better, and his body gave up on him. Not much more to say I guess.
   
   Really gonna miss you bro.
   
   
2. 2020-07-13 at 11:57 AM UTC

   #1542
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   He doesnt get to die before I do.
   
   Bumped for long Lazarus thread.
3. 2020-07-14 at 10:09 AM UTC

   #1543
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Wait wtf youre actually serious.
   
   
   Dude.
   
   Fuck.
4. 2020-07-14 at 5:24 PM UTC

   #1544
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   well i guess ill drink to that.
   
   have to.
5. 2020-07-16 at 2:21 PM UTC

   #1545
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Bumped for longest thread ever
6. 2020-07-16 at 3:12 PM UTC

   #1546
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I'll hit him up. Doubt he'll be interested though. I'll try to get the first BHL video up atleast.

7. 2020-07-18 at 5:10 PM UTC

   #1547
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   bumped. i wish i could think of some stories. If nothing else i feel like i should pick up the 100% custom lolcat slack. Im but an apprentice but i can learn as i go.
8. 2020-07-18 at 8:44 PM UTC

   #1548
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   I have changed my avatar into a shitty lolcat to honor him.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CASPER
9. 2020-07-18 at 10:24 PM UTC

   #1549
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I suppose the silver lining is that he died in his sleep. I guess you (poast) didnt and couldn't specify if it was peaceful or not but I tend to associate dying in sleep as peaceful.
   
   I believe the statistic is that only 1/3 people that die "naturally" die peacefully in their sleep.
   
   I dont know how it works but I mean at least it wasnt a painful death. Although if his life was painful in general and then he died quickly i guess thar still could be considered a painful death.
   
   This is a really bad eulogy I'm just trying to make it seem better than it could have been. Meh. Sorry.
10. 2020-07-19 at 1:43 PM UTC

    #1550
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Liver failure is not a quick or painless death. I hope he just drank too much or something.
11. 2020-07-19 at 4:13 PM UTC

    #1551
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny well i guess ill drink to that.
    
    have to.

    
    damm mit.
    
    i have to do this again.
12. 2020-07-20 at 7:53 AM UTC

    #1552
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Postin in the longest thread on the internet holy shit
13. 2020-07-22 at 5:59 AM UTC

    #1553
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Postin in the longest thread on the internet holy shit

    
    please dont make me have to drink again.
14. 2020-07-22 at 7:16 PM UTC

    #1554
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    gotta do what u gotta do. We in the history books. Longest thread, etc,
    .
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Poast
15. 2020-07-24 at 9:26 AM UTC

    #1555
    

    Poast Houston
    
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    • CASPER, 
    • MexicanMasterRace, 
    • STER0S, 
    • Sudo
16. 2020-10-05 at 12:42 AM UTC

    #1556
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    we need a way a ressurect omgplzdntban
17. 2020-10-05 at 10:43 AM UTC

    #1557
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I was trying to leave the thread on a sweet melancholy note but now its been sullied and im also sad
    
    We’re all getting old. Wish wed gotten to make some more videos. Idk if i wouldve gone to Montana bc hanging out for too long with anyonemore depressed than i am seems like a recipe for disaster, but it wouldve been cool to chop it up n do some dumb shit with one of the original World Famous Butthole Ladies.
    
    Longest thread on the internet.
    
    
    Fuckyeah,
18. 2021-09-14 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #1558
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    bump
19. 2021-09-14 at 7:42 AM UTC

    #1559
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    double up
20. 2021-09-14 at 7:52 AM UTC

    #1560
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    went back to the beginning to see wtf I posted in this thread, saw the cats movie screencaps, made myself angry
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    • STER0S