2020-06-01 at 4:19 PM UTC
free, custom LOLcats. Pretty fucking gay.
2020-06-01 at 5:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
fuck you enjoy not being at 69 pages bitch
Fuck OMG, let's mutiny this shit into a successful thread--one that meets deadlines, one that has the 69 Sundays HE FUCKING PROMISED US, one that's not ONLY the longest, but also the GIRTHIEST. OMG may have laid some decent groundwork, but me and you, buddy, we're ushering in a golden age of obscenely long internet forum discussions.
Or at the very least, let's make a lot of noise about hijacking his shit then get bored and bail somewhere halfway through page 68, and then never let anyone forget how we turned this shitshow around and they should all be thanking us for quality we never provided.
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2020-06-01 at 8:23 PM UTC
One time, uhhh....
I tied a shoelace around a cat and watched it run around the house as the string was chasing it.
2020-06-01 at 8:27 PM UTC
Ummm.....
One time my brother spit and some got on him. This was back when we didn't get along. So I told him that he spit on himself. His response, "I don't give a fuck." and spit straight onto his chest to prove that point.
On the camping trip where we found a fossilized COCKodile I pulled the exact same thing in front of him around the camp fire. I blatantly spit on my shirt and says, "Is that how stupid I looked?" I was like yeah. But I did it for comedy. You were serious.
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2020-06-01 at 8:30 PM UTC
Fuck. More. One time......
My mom does not think I'm funny. Probably because I came out of her vagina but that's a story for another time. I've only made her laugh once. It as some random joke about our family genes. She was in the next room as I'm helping my dad. My dad didn't get the joke but was almost worried about why mom laughed. One single laugh. That's the most I've ever gotten from her.
2020-06-01 at 8:36 PM UTC
You bitches aren't hijacking page 68!
Ummmm...... FUCK!!!!!! More shit. fuck.
One time my brother and I, back when we hated each other. But we moved half way across the country and lost all our friends. So it was just us barely getting along. We had one bat and a broken axe handle. We were hitting a tennis ball ack and forth. We had gotten a new puppy. I threw up the ball and went to swing. The dog jumped up to steal the ball and I fucking bashed it in the head with a broken axe handle. I felt like shit and even made a classical song in A flat minor that night.
I really felt bad. It was a while before I could make jokes about it.
2020-06-01 at 8:40 PM UTC
Jesus fuck me christ. How long is pag 68 in THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET?
Ummm......
One time I was roofing. We were on the roof and tis kid wanted to smoke a cigarette. But he didn't have a lighter. He asks me for one and I say sure. I pull out my only lighter and throw it as far as I can into the woods around us. The crew were dying. And I still think about that lighter sometimes. How I treated it so badly that day.
2020-06-01 at 8:44 PM UTC
Not yet? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Uhhh.......
One time Poast was up at my house. This was beyond years ago. My dad gave us both a beer. Poast thought it would be funny to pretend to throw it at the fence. ut the beer bottle slipped out of his hand and it actually did hit the fence. My dad is standing like WTF? And Poast felt stupid.
I actually really like that story. I like stories where I'm not the retard. And thooooe are far and few between.
2020-06-01 at 8:48 PM UTC
Jesus christ. C'mon page 89.
Uhhhhh......
One christmas my parents just gave me $300. Beause nobody knos what to buy me. Hard to buy for a person that doesn't want anything and already has all they want. So I took that money and bought a $300 laser right before they weren't legally allowed to ship them to M'rica.
They don't give me money anymore. But it's a sweet laser.
