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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER I told you you had a metal beard and i meant it godamnit

    I havent seen the full scopeof ur domepiece so i cant attest to its shavability, but full beard n shaved head is a good look. If i wasa bit moremuscular with smaller tits id def do it.

    I guarantee you would agree with me.

    I mean it's one of those things , like fuuuck I didnt choose to be born with my stupid face and head but theres nothing I can do about it. It's just gotten worse over the years.

    And thank you for the compliments. I mean sure in the right light and with the right people i can look kinda cool, but thars as far as it goes.

    To help myself feel better I like to think of myself as an acquired taste. Like Woody Harrelson or whatever. Lol.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie You know, i've heard about these places they call 'barbershops'. Apparently people that specialize in making other people's hair look good work there. I heard you can call one and make an appointment, or just walk in, if you want to try the odds. I hear that for a fair amount of fiat currency, they'll take any customer.

    Although last i heard of such a place was several months ago, they might not have survived the Coronapocalypse.

    Bro my mom is a hairstylist and has been cutting my hair my entire life. She does the best with what she has to work with. I'm thinning over the years and she makes it like nice. But she cant make me grow hair and she cant change the shape of my skull/face/stupid nose.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I still think you look kinda like the more disheveled version this dude and nothing will ever change my mind

  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I had to cut my hair again today it was getting kinda poofy. Went fir the Richard Spencer look. Kinda just looks like a hiki style bowlcut but w/e



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  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof You talk strange talk about the before time, stranger.

    Next thing you'll be telling us of great birds full of people flying through the air, and of strangers breaking bread with each other, and of buildings full of people.

    These ways are not our ways. Not anymore.

    Now back away. Observe social distancing.

    Shut the fuck up faggot
  6. Originally posted by CASPER Ivanka Trump has coronavirus lol

    *her assistant

    Also one of Pence's aids got corona (Katie Miller) and is married to an aid who works for Trump. And don't forget the valet.

    Really only a matter of time before Trump and Pence get it.

    This has all come out within the last week. They're probably testing everyone who works at the Whitehouse right now, which means that they evidently weren't doing it before. Still no word on if they've started wearing masks or not but I suspect they aren't.

    Virus don't give a fuck about your politics. Virus gonn fuck you up. Just look at Borris. Guarantee you he isn't going around shaking hands in hospitals anymore.
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  7. Originally posted by CASPER I still think you look kinda like the more disheveled version this dude and nothing will ever change my mind


    Who is that? MQ is definitely the alcoholic flavor of that chip.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Who is that? MQ is definitely the alcoholic flavor of that chip.

    It's my dad, OBVIOUSLY.
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Bro my mom is a hairstylist and has been cutting my hair my entire life. She does the best with what she has to work with. I'm thinning over the years and she makes it like nice. But she cant make me grow hair and she cant change the shape of my skull/face/stupid nose.

    Baldness is a sign of high T. Get rid of all your head hair, keep the beard. People will just going to have to accept your skull/face/nose and if they don't you shouldn't be bothered by their opinions of you anyway. I'm not saying you shouldn't try to look nice, but i'm sure it's worse inside of your head than outside of it, ya dig?
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace *her assistant

    Also one of Pence's aids got corona (Katie Miller) and is married to an aid who works for Trump. And don't forget the valet.

    Really only a matter of time before Trump and Pence get it.

    This has all come out within the last week. They're probably testing everyone who works at the Whitehouse right now, which means that they evidently weren't doing it before. Still no word on if they've started wearing masks or not but I suspect they aren't.

    Virus don't give a fuck about your politics. Virus gonn fuck you up. Just look at Borris. Guarantee you he isn't going around shaking hands in hospitals anymore.

    Gay.
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Who is that? MQ is definitely the alcoholic flavor of that chip.

    His name is Rhys Ifans. Hes a english/scottish/something actor who was in a bunch of movies with hugh grant.

    No one else ever sees the resemblance but i think its striking. Maybe i just have eyes 4 wren.
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CASPER His name is Rhys Ifans. Hes a english/scottish/something actor who was in a bunch of movies with hugh grant.

    No one else ever sees the resemblance but i think its striking. Maybe i just have eyes 4 wren.

    Looks Irish to me, but i couldn't tell you why.
  13. Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace *her assistant

    Also one of Pence's aids got corona (Katie Miller) and is married to an aid who works for Trump. And don't forget the valet.

    Really only a matter of time before Trump and Pence get it.

    This has all come out within the last week. They're probably testing everyone who works at the Whitehouse right now, which means that they evidently weren't doing it before. Still no word on if they've started wearing masks or not but I suspect they aren't.

    Virus don't give a fuck about your politics. Virus gonn fuck you up. Just look at Borris. Guarantee you he isn't going around shaking hands in hospitals anymore.

    Katie Miller is Stephen Miller's wife.

    Stephen Miller and Jared Kushner are the two jedis who run Trump's whole administration.
  14. Originally posted by Cathay Coof Katie Miller is Stephen Miller's wife.

    Stephen Miller and Jared Kushner are the two jedis who run Trump's whole administration.

    I didn't even make that connection lol. That's incredible. What great news.
  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Octavian



    Fuck beards.

    your face is not asimilar....did your jaw get knocked?
  16. The word is asymmetric and what the fuck are you talking about. He's handsome as fuck.
  17. Technologist victim of incest
    Not asimilar/asymmetric.

    Still a compliment either way.
  18. +al

    -a
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ANALSYMMETRY
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i think this is as far own asi can go without seeing my gross scalp



    also heres a dog

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