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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-05-10 at 12:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I told you you had a metal beard and i meant it godamnit
I havent seen the full scopeof ur domepiece so i cant attest to its shavability, but full beard n shaved head is a good look. If i wasa bit moremuscular with smaller tits id def do it.
I guarantee you would agree with me.
I mean it's one of those things , like fuuuck I didnt choose to be born with my stupid face and head but theres nothing I can do about it. It's just gotten worse over the years.
And thank you for the compliments. I mean sure in the right light and with the right people i can look kinda cool, but thars as far as it goes.
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2020-05-10 at 12:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie You know, i've heard about these places they call 'barbershops'. Apparently people that specialize in making other people's hair look good work there. I heard you can call one and make an appointment, or just walk in, if you want to try the odds. I hear that for a fair amount of fiat currency, they'll take any customer.
Although last i heard of such a place was several months ago, they might not have survived the Coronapocalypse.
Bro my mom is a hairstylist and has been cutting my hair my entire life. She does the best with what she has to work with. I'm thinning over the years and she makes it like nice. But she cant make me grow hair and she cant change the shape of my skull/face/stupid nose. -
2020-05-10 at 12:05 AM UTCI still think you look kinda like the more disheveled version this dude and nothing will ever change my mind
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2020-05-10 at 12:10 AM UTCI had to cut my hair again today it was getting kinda poofy. Went fir the Richard Spencer look. Kinda just looks like a hiki style bowlcut but w/e
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2020-05-10 at 12:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by Cathay Coof You talk strange talk about the before time, stranger.
Next thing you'll be telling us of great birds full of people flying through the air, and of strangers breaking bread with each other, and of buildings full of people.
These ways are not our ways. Not anymore.
Now back away. Observe social distancing.
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2020-05-10 at 12:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Ivanka Trump has coronavirus lol
*her assistant
Also one of Pence's aids got corona (Katie Miller) and is married to an aid who works for Trump. And don't forget the valet.
Really only a matter of time before Trump and Pence get it.
This has all come out within the last week. They're probably testing everyone who works at the Whitehouse right now, which means that they evidently weren't doing it before. Still no word on if they've started wearing masks or not but I suspect they aren't.
Virus don't give a fuck about your politics. Virus gonn fuck you up. Just look at Borris. Guarantee you he isn't going around shaking hands in hospitals anymore.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-10 at 12:20 AM UTC
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2020-05-10 at 12:21 AM UTC
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2020-05-10 at 12:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Bro my mom is a hairstylist and has been cutting my hair my entire life. She does the best with what she has to work with. I'm thinning over the years and she makes it like nice. But she cant make me grow hair and she cant change the shape of my skull/face/stupid nose.
Baldness is a sign of high T. Get rid of all your head hair, keep the beard. People will just going to have to accept your skull/face/nose and if they don't you shouldn't be bothered by their opinions of you anyway. I'm not saying you shouldn't try to look nice, but i'm sure it's worse inside of your head than outside of it, ya dig? -
2020-05-10 at 12:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace *her assistant
Also one of Pence's aids got corona (Katie Miller) and is married to an aid who works for Trump. And don't forget the valet.
Really only a matter of time before Trump and Pence get it.
This has all come out within the last week. They're probably testing everyone who works at the Whitehouse right now, which means that they evidently weren't doing it before. Still no word on if they've started wearing masks or not but I suspect they aren't.
Virus don't give a fuck about your politics. Virus gonn fuck you up. Just look at Borris. Guarantee you he isn't going around shaking hands in hospitals anymore.
Gay. -
2020-05-10 at 12:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Who is that? MQ is definitely the alcoholic flavor of that chip.
His name is Rhys Ifans. Hes a english/scottish/something actor who was in a bunch of movies with hugh grant.
No one else ever sees the resemblance but i think its striking. Maybe i just have eyes 4 wren. -
2020-05-10 at 12:27 AM UTC
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2020-05-10 at 12:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace *her assistant
Also one of Pence's aids got corona (Katie Miller) and is married to an aid who works for Trump. And don't forget the valet.
Really only a matter of time before Trump and Pence get it.
This has all come out within the last week. They're probably testing everyone who works at the Whitehouse right now, which means that they evidently weren't doing it before. Still no word on if they've started wearing masks or not but I suspect they aren't.
Virus don't give a fuck about your politics. Virus gonn fuck you up. Just look at Borris. Guarantee you he isn't going around shaking hands in hospitals anymore.
Katie Miller is Stephen Miller's wife.
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2020-05-10 at 12:33 AM UTC
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2020-05-10 at 12:50 AM UTC
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2020-05-10 at 12:53 AM UTCThe word is asymmetric and what the fuck are you talking about. He's handsome as fuck.
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2020-05-10 at 2:26 AM UTCNot asimilar/asymmetric.
Still a compliment either way. -
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2020-05-10 at 4:07 AM UTCANALSYMMETRY
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2020-05-10 at 4:12 AM UTCi think this is as far own asi can go without seeing my gross scalp
also heres a dog
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