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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER always got shrinkage. Im a grower not a shower.

    I would make a very efficient serial killer but i like sex with live women and im also full of EMOTIONS.

    Theyd tell be about their childhood pet gecko 🦎 and id prolly feel bad and let them go

    Foiled again! Damn you, my investment in the backstory!
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    My mum has had a TV less than a week and the screen is fucked. Samsung are trying to say it's damaged thus voiding the Warranty, like, WTF? Sons of bitches. They've put us back through to the retailer we purchased it from who are now talking to Samsung. They best refund us or send a new TV.

  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Urgh I have bad hangxiety
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
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  5. it's like jabbing a needle in your eye
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    I want to feel love and want to love. It feels almost unknown to me it's been that long.
  7. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    ok elton john, robert downey jr is callin you. fake ass nigger.

    fuck feelings.
  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Dregs ok elton john, robert downey jr is callin you. fake ass nigger.

    fuck feelings.

    I love the drugs too long m8 and they just hurt meh.

    Alcohol is ok though, she can stay.
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  9. Octavian motherfucker




    Fuck beards.
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  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra I think he assumed he somehow got a hold of military explosives given he was ex EOD

    CF Doesn't make good faith criticisms of any kind. Therefore anything disparaging he says should be regarded as such and subsequently ignored.

    Just an FYI.


  11. 8:40 or so this dude picks up a tweaker lady and I think for a moment she has a hard time deciding if the talk to text donations are real or not lol.
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  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian



    Fuck beards.

    Shouldve shaped the beard and shaved your head. You got a good skull for shaving.
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  13. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    8:40 or so this dude picks up a tweaker lady and I think for a moment she has a hard time deciding if the talk to text donations are real or not lol.

    🤣
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey copycat! I just did that beard no beard picture the other day. Trendsetter I am.

    I wish my skull was good for shaving my head. It's not though. And I'm gonna probably end up killing myself if I ever had to do it. My only recourse is wearing a hat all day every day for the rest of my life.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Hey copycat! I just did that beard no beard picture the other day. Trendsetter I am.

    I wish my skull was good for shaving my head. It's not though. And I'm gonna probably end up killing myself if I ever had to do it. My only recourse is wearing a hat all day every day for the rest of my life.

    You know, i've heard about these places they call 'barbershops'. Apparently people that specialize in making other people's hair look good work there. I heard you can call one and make an appointment, or just walk in, if you want to try the odds. I hear that for a fair amount of fiat currency, they'll take any customer.

    Although last i heard of such a place was several months ago, they might not have survived the Coronapocalypse.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I told you you had a metal beard and i meant it godamnit

    I havent seen the full scopeof ur domepiece so i cant attest to its shavability, but full beard n shaved head is a good look. If i wasa bit moremuscular with smaller tits id def do it.
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'm listening to Peach Kelli Pop. Makes me think of Sploo, but it's hard to be sad with happy ADHD instrumentals and happy ADHD girl vocals.
  18. Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by Sophie You know, i've heard about these places they call 'barbershops'. Apparently people that specialize in making other people's hair look good work there. I heard you can call one and make an appointment, or just walk in, if you want to try the odds. I hear that for a fair amount of fiat currency, they'll take any customer.

    Although last i heard of such a place was several months ago, they might not have survived the Coronapocalypse.

    You talk strange talk about the before time, stranger.

    Next thing you'll be telling us of great birds full of people flying through the air, and of strangers breaking bread with each other, and of buildings full of people.

    These ways are not our ways. Not anymore.

    Now back away. Observe social distancing.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ivanka Trump has coronavirus lol
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  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CASPER Ivanka Trump has coronavirus lol

    I'd prefer it if Jared had it.
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