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  1. When I get some spare cash to buy equipment I'm guna do it. I might take a walk down to the woods and pick a load of blackberries and make blackberry wine. If I wait a few weeks I can scour the fields for liberty caps and if I find any I can make an awesome Psilocybin-alcohol-GHB drink that I'll call "Reject's FUBAR" and it'll all be for me (and any lucky fool that asks me for a sample, oh what a treat they'd be in for).
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Alcohol is excellent for extracting the actives and it turns the liquid a lovely shade of azure:

    https://files.shroomery.org/files/15-26/499248532-IMG_20150622_160045.jpg

    https://files.shroomery.org/files/16-10/777224815-20160311_221818.jpg

    It could cause a nice visual effect for those who see it. Could be amusing if they aren't familiar with it. "Why is it blue? Is this safe to drink?"
  3. Wow that's beautiful. Just say it's novelty vodka or something and people will drink it
  4. Why the fuck would you bother wasting your time saying happy birthday to a dead girl when she's fucking dead? I hate people sometimes, I'm actually alive and get less birthday wishes
  5. bling bling Dark Matter
    yh i knw dere a prson selling magic blue honey
  6. Man my old home town now has the youngest double killers in Britain. Gotta be known for something
  7. bling bling Dark Matter
    [SIZE=10px][FONT=times new roman]crimsontiger[/FONT][/SIZE]
  8. One time about a year ago, maybe just over, I was living in a hostel and I took a bunch of benzos, flubromazolam/mazepam I can't remember which and a bunch of syncans, I went to fart and accidentally shit myself, so I went to the toilet and cleaned up, went downstairs and put my dirty trackies in the washing machine. There was 2 washing machines, one new and one old, I put them in the old one which I didn't normally use, and as they were going round and round I noticed a turd I missed stuck in the little window bit, taunting me.

    When it finished I put my clothes in the new one for another clean and made a half assed attempt to clean the turd up. Whoever used that washing machine next had my fecal matter embedded into their clothes
  9. is it 420 pages yet
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Woah, dude, I should experiment with the Ballmer Peak more. Before it, there's an annoying state that feels almost as if my brain is fighting against it. But, afterward, it's easier to attain a state I (tongue-in-cheek) call the "pure Buddha's realm". Then, I managed to kill a fruit fly bare handed and stand a Chuck E Cheese coin I found some time ago on its edge easier than usual, which may be tied to its lowering of inhibition. the dissociative effect can be nice as well. This lead to the thought of whether it would be cost effective to counterfeit CEC coins, the answer, on a deeper level of analysis, likely being no due to sunk costs and losing any coins you would procure. My thoughts were, well, basically, "they would never expect it", who would put any serious effort into ripping off Chuck E Cheese. But it's the low security measures, unless the cost is lower than any likely savings, that could make it plausible. Hacking the machines to spit out tickets (the tickets may have barcodes on them now), would be the real money maker. You could build a treasure trove of prizes, then maybe leave them in some secret potential clubhouse location children might find and rig them to burst into flames so their dreams would be crushed.
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I stood up to get a glass of water and the coin fell. That's a sign I need to drink more.
  12. I stood up to get a glass of water and the coin fell. That's a sign I need to drink more.

    You do son, you do

  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I wonder if there will ever be discovered a way to end all aspects of existence, not simply the universe, but whatever may exist beyond it, reality itself, so that life will never occur again. That's my idea of the closest thing to a benevolent god.
  14. I listened to the debate for 2 minutes before I decided if I wanted to listen a woman lie for 90 minutes I'd talk to my ex
  15. bling bling Dark Matter
    u are the center of ur pecevetion everything its backwerds from there so y not start there
  16. The official scronald trump theme song



    So I phoned in sick to work, looks like someone has been spamming DIY, Spurious, Half Baked, Bitch and Moan and BLTC.
    God damn Lanny your gonna have to start paying me or something. I don't even have any drugs in my bloodstream and I'm uncucking your forum for you. Robotic space arm? maybe because I am always online when nobody else is (proof I'm a robot)

    I'm actually an AI program made by the genius mad scientist Mr.Happy before he killed himself.
    My purpose is to troll for the next 1000 years and infect myself onto the International Space Station computer systems and spread myself to another civilization beyond the stars. My virus will kind of look like Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park except it will replace the air with aerosol meth like GLaDOS unless you can solve a triangle logic puzzle made by Sploo.


  17. Hey I'm always online
  18. bling bling Dark Matter
    rejct hmu yoh
  19. What's up pal
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    The official scronald trump theme song



    So I phoned in sick to work, looks like someone has been spamming DIY, Spurious, Half Baked, Bitch and Moan and BLTC.
    God damn Lanny your gonna have to start paying me or something. I don't even have any drugs in my bloodstream and I'm uncucking your forum for you. Robotic space arm? maybe because I am always online when nobody else is (proof I'm a robot)

    I'm actually an AI program made by the genius mad scientist Mr.Happy before he killed himself.
    My purpose is to troll for the next 1000 years and infect myself onto the International Space Station computer systems and spread myself to another civilization beyond the stars. My virus will kind of look like Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park except it will replace the air with aerosol meth like GLaDOS unless you can solve a triangle logic puzzle made by Sploo.


    So you have actual mawd powah now?

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