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The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

  1. Do you ever think about how gross peoples dicks and pussy's must have been back in the days when people only washed one day a year. They must have had so much cheese build up they could spread it on crackers
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Particularly vaginas. I actually had a thought about this recently when thinking about how gross vaginas are in general. Can you imagine how bad it must have been during their periods without sanitary pads and tampons? No wonder the bible had a rule about not sitting in the same chair a menstruating woman has sat in. Just picture going to sit in a chair and seeing a puddle of blood and excretion on it.
  3. Vagina's aren't particularly gross as long as they're kept clean. I have been with a girl or two tho who did smell somewhat bad, but they had bad hygiene in general and didn't even clean up after sex, just let my cum sit in her vagina for hours on end. Even when I made one of them bleed a couple of times she didn't go to the toilet to clean up, just put on her knickers. I sure as hell went to clean my dick and fingers.

    What did they use in the olden days, just any old rag and then wash it? I remember reading once the first sanitary towels came from using spare bandages in World War 1. The smell back then must have been horrific, and if the dude wasn't circumcised it'd just be pure smeg. Altho I guess the dick would be "cleaned" by the vagina whilst shagging.
  4. bling bling Dark Matter
    imagine livng in the 70s or some sht before stds were invented

  5. bling bling Dark Matter
    i wil nevr stab a gyal unless its a bic pen thru a lung
  6. bling bling Dark Matter
    who comin to fly with me on the 5th
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Were you aware of how insane this makes you sound?

    Not while i was writing it if that's what you mean, i felt like i had to explain myself though because you made it sound wrong. And not in a moral sense wrong, even if it did sound morally wrong i was not concerned with the perception of virtue, it just was incorrect.
  8. I have actually killed someone.
  9. bling bling Dark Matter
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  10. that feel when 8 so many beeeedrill you forgot how many you ate and its like do I eat more or did i just eat some.
  11. bling bling Dark Matter
    whos doign king L challenge tonight

    u shud have done it l;ast time u would have won lastweek wen i sed i did one and i threw up on myself bout now i buld my draw tolerence up to my natural state
  12. bling bling Dark Matter
  13. I'll do the King L challenge on Tuesday when I get paid. Some of our weed used to come from Sheff when a couple of our dealers had mates who went to uni there. I remember getting some really nice Jack Herer that came from Sheff
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You ain't tuff reject, i am a Donny soldier i got a gun in me holster. Doncaster lyfe.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Bling blongerol 5k get btw.
  16. You ain't tuff reject, i am a Donny soldier i got a gun in me holster. Doncaster lyfe.

    Eww Doncaster. Only been there once, I had to change trains there and needed to find a place to piss so I went between 2 nice looking cars
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Eww Doncaster. Only been there once, I had to change trains there and needed to find a place to piss so I went between 2 nice looking cars

    I have never even been to Doncaster, just talking shit lol.
  18. If you ever find yourself in Doncaster you know your life drastically hasn't worked out
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Back when i was 18, statutory rapin' this lil ho even tho we was dating.
  20. bling bling Dark Matter
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4YJVpQG8Y8

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