The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-03-26 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #1461
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Sudo https://www.theguardian.com/science/2005/sep/13/medicineandhealth.china

   
   Brooooo what the fuck. I know they have been taking organs and tissue but shipping it out to UK and America and shit, wow.
2. 2020-03-26 at 11:34 PM UTC

   #1462
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Lol they probably harvest dongs over a certain size.
3. 2020-03-26 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #1463
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ORACLE Lol they probably harvest dongs over a certain size.

   
   Harvest dongs...all I thought of was a corn field but instead of corn growing it was dildos
4. 2020-03-26 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #1464
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   They pirated a copy of fight club and thought soap was underachieving
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ORACLE
5. 2020-03-26 at 11:46 PM UTC

   #1465
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo They pirated a copy of fight club and thought soap was underachieving

   
   I have no idea what your talking about ....lol
6. 2020-03-27 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #1466
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych I have no idea what your talking about ….lol

   
   In Fight Club they make soap from human fat stolen from liposuction clinics
7. 2020-03-27 at 12:23 AM UTC

   #1467
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ORACLE In Fight Club they make soap from human fat stolen from liposuction clinics

   
   They do? I do not at all remember that
8. 2020-03-27 at 12:25 AM UTC

   #1468
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   How does Russia only have 147 cases?
9. 2020-03-27 at 12:27 AM UTC

   #1469
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Bc nobody wants to go to fucking Russia.
10. 2020-03-27 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #1470
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace How does Russia only have 147 cases?

    
    My mate Ronnie can smash a 147 break in like 5 minutes
11. 2020-03-27 at 12:47 AM UTC

    #1471
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by frala Bc nobody wants to go to fucking Russia.

    
    But they're right there by China. Its not like the Chinese and Russians don't do business.
12. 2020-03-27 at 1:16 AM UTC

    #1472
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace But they're right there by China. Its not like the Chinese and Russians don't do business.

    
    The border with China has been closed for some time
13. 2020-03-27 at 1:17 AM UTC

    #1473
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    But they’re likely downplaying the numbers just like China is doing
14. 2020-03-27 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #1474
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace But they're right there by China. Its not like the Chinese and Russians don't do business.

    
    Pootdick probably won't let anybody get tested either.
15. 2020-03-27 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #1475
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox The border with China has been closed for some time

    
    Yep. Because they knew about it beforehand.
16. 2020-03-27 at 1:59 AM UTC

    #1476
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yep. Because they knew about it beforehand.

    
    You’re saying Russia knew the virus was coming before it happened?
17. 2020-03-27 at 2:13 AM UTC

    #1477
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Fox You’re saying Russia knew the virus was coming before it happened?

    
    but r u saying before it happed the virus was knew russia was coming?
18. 2020-03-27 at 2:34 AM UTC

    #1478
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Patient zero was an American military woman who contracted the virus from a lab down south then traveled to Wuhan for some bike race and stayed in a hotel near the fish market that took the blame. It is a man made bioweapon.
19. 2020-03-27 at 2:44 AM UTC

    #1479
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Solstice Patient zero was an American military woman who contracted the virus from a lab down south then traveled to Wuhan for some bike race and stayed in a hotel near the fish market that took the blame. It is a man made bioweapon.

    
    Where’d ya hear this?
20. 2020-03-27 at 2:46 AM UTC

    #1480
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Technologist Where’d ya hear this?

    
    quick question
    
    do u wash ur dogs balls?