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  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA@LM
  2. Originally posted by mashlehash GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA@LM

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  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    USA! USA! USA!
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  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    China is simply lying about their numbers my dude.
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  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Yeah China's numbers are probably AT LEAST 25% higher.

  7. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    My friend from my singing app has it he sounds like death and looks like it too
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    China has finished the first wave though and America isn't even halfway through. Chinas numbers, even if it's 120k will pale compared to the United States by the end of their first wave
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Watching Lost Boys. Besides Keither Sutherland's homoerotic bad boyness and cheesey 80's music, this film sucks ass.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ORACLE China is simply lying about their numbers my dude.

    yeah I dunno what's going on there anymore
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian Yeah China's numbers are probably AT LEAST 25% higher.


    25% is an understatement. The chinks are outright lying. Anybody who legitimately believes Chinese government numbers in times of crisis is straight up retarded. Of course they are going to lie, they are a communist dictatorship under chairman Xi. Read his autobiography, nigga specifically talks about how locating the people is #1.
  12. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Watching Lost Boys. Besides Keither Sutherland's homoerotic bad boyness and cheesey 80's music, this film sucks ass.

    Omg love that movie
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE 25% is an understatement. The chinks are outright lying. Anybody who legitimately believes Chinese government numbers in times of crisis is straight up retarded. Of course they are going to lie, they are a communist dictatorship under chairman Xi. Read his autobiography, nigga specifically talks about how locating the people is #1.

    I can't find anything on a xi jinping autobiography so I don't think it exists
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  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo I can't find anything on a xi jinping autobiography so I don't think it exists

    It's called "The Governance of China". It's not called an autobiography (and let's be honest, he absolutely didn't write it himself in any case). But it is basically an autobiography.
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  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Solstice Im making bat soup

    For a second I thought this said "smoking bat soup"
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE It's called "The Governance of China". It's not called an autobiography (and let's be honest, he absolutely didn't write it himself in any case). But it is basically an autobiography.

    Thank you, I just downloaded it. Says it's from the state council or something but is probably worth a read to get a good glimpse at the chinese mindset. I want to read "red china, the next generation" as well. Basically to know what we're dealing with since Xi isn't going anywhere
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Enjoy! It's not the greatest read but it is fucking fascinating.

    You should read Kai Fu Lee's AI Superpowers if you haven't already. Very well worth the read. Be ready to get real concerned about shit you can't affect, because it will happen. It's kind of insane.

    Also read up on Chinese "cosmetic science". On my most recent trip I visited Liaoyang medical hospital and university where I met Americans and Europeans who were actually getting procedures done, or were returning for more. I mention guy who said he was 57, literally looked like a late 20s or early 30s guy. I was not allowed to go anywhere but the parts open for tourists but their shit is very advanced even according to the stuff my guide showed and told me. They can alter your skull however they want. They can change your eyes, your voice, everything.

    My conspiracy brain collates all this shit alongside China's human cloning projects and somehow I cannot help but feel they are already knocking down next generation espionage and warfare. If you read about these things with the context of Xi's book, it will make you mentally shit your pants.
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  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh yeah and they can even change your height.
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Enjoy! It's not the greatest read but it is fucking fascinating.

    You should read Kai Fu Lee's AI Superpowers if you haven't already. Very well worth the read. Be ready to get real concerned about shit you can't affect, because it will happen. It's kind of insane.

    Also read up on Chinese "cosmetic science". On my most recent trip I visited Liaoyang medical hospital and university where I met Americans and Europeans who were actually getting procedures done, or were returning for more. I mention guy who said he was 57, literally looked like a late 20s or early 30s guy. I was not allowed to go anywhere but the parts open for tourists but their shit is very advanced even according to the stuff my guide showed and told me. They can alter your skull however they want. They can change your eyes, your voice, everything.

    My conspiracy brain collates all this shit alongside China's human cloning projects and somehow I cannot help but feel they are already knocking down next generation espionage and warfare. If you read about these things with the context of Xi's book, it will make you mentally shit your pants.

    I've heard a bit about Chinas cosmetic science mostly because I was interested in the Iranian cosmetic industry which steals from Americas and trades openly with Chinas. I actually didn't look that hard into the Chinese aspect of it because it's so broad and scary. The cosmetic science industry in China is actually frightening. I remember reading this article while I was learning about it and figuring there must be some kind of exaggeration.

    https://www.theguardian.com/science/2005/sep/13/medicineandhealth.china

    Iran seems to have a similar mindset as China when it comes to science but I trust them a hell of a lot more. Not just because they're Muslim, because they at least seem to have principals

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