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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Nice fanfiction, hotwheels.

    Do you put hotwheels pics in your bio to get that cripple sympathy pussy? I know you still don't get matches, because you are ugly.

    you seem really hung up on dating apps, I'm sorry that is your reference point for female relations. That sounds awkward and depressing, like dating apps tend to be. Also you are literally meek, brown and insecure which is undesirable to all but the ugliest and most desperate
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo you seem really hung up on dating apps, I'm sorry that is your reference point for female relations. That sounds awkward and depressing, like dating apps tend to be. Also you are literally meek, brown and insecure which is undesirable to all but the ugliest and most desperate

    You seem awfully touchy about your Tinder bio, hotwheels. Looks I struck a nerve.

    I'm guessing you had the incel experience and didn't meet a single girl off it. You sound pretty bitter about not getting to dick college pussy.
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE You seem awfully touchy about your Tinder bio, hotwheels. Looks I struck a nerve.

    I'm guessing you had the incel experience and didn't meet a single girl off it. You sound pretty bitter about not getting to dick college pussy.

    yawn. You are weak, repetitive, predictable and gay. Also brown and ugly and used to flirt with HelloClarice who looks like McLovin from Superbad
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Solstice Im drinking Big House bourbon, the only whiskey named for the place you might wind up if you slam the whole bottle.


    Looks like rusty piss but I would still drink.
  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo yawn. You are weak, repetitive, predictable and gay. Also brown and ugly and used to flirt with HelloClarice who looks like McLovin from Superbad

    Yawn. Need some oil for your hotwheels, dogface? You couldn't get a date if your life depended on it. Even your "girlfriend" got her pussy seeded already.
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Watching American beauty. Kevin Spacey fantasizing about noncing his daughter's friend.

    Lol
  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian Watching American beauty. Kevin Spacey fantasizing about noncing his daughter's friend.

    Lol

    When the story about him molesting youngsters came out, this is the movie I thought of.
  8. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Kinda shaped like a rape whistle too
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. Originally posted by ORACLE Kinda shaped like a rape whistle too

    Took me waaaaay too long to see the toilet paper after reading this lol
  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I thought it was a whistle
  12. I guess i'll send that picture to the facebook inkshaming folx

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  13. Octavian motherfucker
    I would smash Leyla's backdoors in on Emmerdale.
  14. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Fuerterweight
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I AM THE TIGER KING

    ROR
  16. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Where is Piles Of Crack, SickBoy, Turbonegar, PureWhitePanda, Coppah, Brain Surgeon, FuckBiscuit, PaulBras, Semiazias, StupidNoob, PrivacyCunt, §m£ÂgØL, KreepyK, LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery, WeedSmoker, Logic, JPW, Kinkou, V0X...
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mashlehash Where is Piles Of Crack, SickBoy, Turbonegar, PureWhitePanda, Coppah, Brain Surgeon, FuckBiscuit, PaulBras, Semiazias, StupidNoob, PrivacyCunt, §m£ÂgØL, KreepyK, LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery, WeedSmoker, Logic, JPW, Kinkou, V0X…

    Fuckbiscuit has settled down with a family, he chose life.
  18. Originally posted by mashlehash Where is Piles Of Crack, SickBoy, Turbonegar, PureWhitePanda, Coppah, Brain Surgeon, FuckBiscuit, PaulBras, Semiazias, StupidNoob, PrivacyCunt, §m£ÂgØL, KreepyK, LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery, WeedSmoker, Logic, JPW, Kinkou, V0X…

    Pectus brother welcome home
  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Infectus da pectus
  20. Erectus my pectus

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