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1. 2017-02-14 at 2:01 AM UTC

   #621
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   on the upside I found a huge bottle of noopept in my drawer that I apparently ordered a year or so ago and forgot about. does megadosing have any interesting effects?
2. 2017-02-14 at 2:04 AM UTC

   #622
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by aldra on the upside I found a huge bottle of noopept in my drawer that I apparently ordered a year or so ago and forgot about. does megadosing have any interesting effects?

   
   Just do it m8r. Of course it has interesting effects. But I mean hey, what's the worst could happen? Death is bliss.
3. 2017-02-14 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #623
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Fuck. I just elbowed off my desk a huge ass container of sunflower seed shells . Fuuuuuuuuuuck
4. 2017-02-14 at 2:15 AM UTC

   #624
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   serves you left
5. 2017-02-14 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #625
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I wish not to be patronized.
   
   THANKS
6. 2017-02-14 at 3:10 AM UTC

   #626
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by mmQ Just do it m8r. Of course it has interesting effects. But I mean hey, what's the worst could happen? Death is bliss.

   
   
7. 2017-02-14 at 3:28 AM UTC

   #627
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   bundy doe fam
8. 2017-02-14 at 4:40 AM UTC

   #628
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut

   Originally posted by reject Also I found out my ex is calling her child "Bob". Not Robert, not Bobby, it's real legal name is guna be "Bob".
   
   I lol'd and facepalmed and thanked God for dodging that bullet. If I stuck around for a few more months that would/could have been mine

   
   Nigga, my nephew's name is Robert, but I call him baby Bob. Fuck you, baby Bob sounds legit af.
   
   

   Originally posted by reject £50 million worth of cocaine washed up the beach which is probably closest to me and the dumb cunts notified the police rather than taking it and hoofing it.
   
   I wish I stumbled upon 50 mil of cocaine, me and my couple of mates would be dead by now

   
   Nigga, the cartel would have dismembered you with a chainsaw for even thinking about it. I'd probably stash a key or few for personal use and turn in the rest. At least those fuckers wouldn't feed you to the sharks for taking their shit.
9. 2017-02-14 at 4:40 AM UTC

   #629
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump v day is gay
   
   thats my poem.

   
   "v day is v gay"
   
   Bam! Iterative poetry
   
   

   Originally posted by aldra $14 in the bank, I get paid tomorrow night though

   
   It's been awhile since I cared about when my paycheck gets deposited, it was a really nice change of pace but over time I stopped noticing it. Every now and then something reminds me of it and I'm always like "oh yeah, maybe things aren't as bad as they could be"
   
   

   Originally posted by mmQ Fuck. I just elbowed off my desk a huge ass container of sunflower seed shells . Fuuuuuuuuuuck

   
   I've done this a ridiculous number of times. When I move furniture around there's always a ton of shells under where something used to be.
10. 2017-02-14 at 4:42 AM UTC

    #630
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny It's been awhile since I cared about when my paycheck gets deposited, it was a really nice change of pace but over time I stopped noticing it. Every now and then something reminds me of it and I'm always like "oh yeah, maybe things aren't as bad as they could be"

    
    Lemme hold a hundo, blood.
11. 2017-02-14 at 4:50 AM UTC

    #631
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Lanny It's been awhile since I cared about when my paycheck gets deposited, it was a really nice change of pace but over time I stopped noticing it. Every now and then something reminds me of it and I'm always like "oh yeah, maybe things aren't as bad as they could be"

    
    I get paid monthly, relatively expensive rent and a bunch of other costs have come up in the last few weeks/months so I've been well and truly shafted
12. 2017-02-14 at 5:12 AM UTC

    #632
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    its the wongle
13. 2017-02-14 at 1:47 PM UTC

    #633
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Roses are Red,
    Violets are blue,
    How many fingers,
    Are up your vagoo
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Lanny
14. 2017-02-14 at 1:52 PM UTC

    #634
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Time to start the day off with 60mg bundy
15. 2017-02-14 at 1:54 PM UTC

    #635
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I started the day off with a date with the old lady at the job centre and now 2 beers. Maybe a curry, I'm a bit hungry.
    
    I sent that poem to some chick and she hasn't replied yet. I just wanted to know how many fingers in her vagina :(
16. 2017-02-14 at 2:08 PM UTC

    #636
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Send it to the job center lady
17. 2017-02-14 at 2:12 PM UTC

    #637
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't have her number. I do have her email tho. She's hot, exactly the type of mid 50s woman I like
18. 2017-02-14 at 2:35 PM UTC

    #638
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Tell her I'm interested
19. 2017-02-14 at 2:54 PM UTC

    #639
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Eiffel tower?
20. 2017-02-14 at 2:55 PM UTC

    #640
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah my dick is about that size