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2017-02-14 at 2:01 AM UTCon the upside I found a huge bottle of noopept in my drawer that I apparently ordered a year or so ago and forgot about. does megadosing have any interesting effects?
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2017-02-14 at 2:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra on the upside I found a huge bottle of noopept in my drawer that I apparently ordered a year or so ago and forgot about. does megadosing have any interesting effects?
Just do it m8r. Of course it has interesting effects. But I mean hey, what's the worst could happen? Death is bliss. -
2017-02-14 at 2:13 AM UTCFuck. I just elbowed off my desk a huge ass container of sunflower seed shells . Fuuuuuuuuuuck
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2017-02-14 at 2:15 AM UTCserves you left
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2017-02-14 at 2:20 AM UTCI wish not to be patronized.
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2017-02-14 at 3:10 AM UTC
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2017-02-14 at 3:28 AM UTCbundy doe fam
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2017-02-14 at 4:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by reject Also I found out my ex is calling her child "Bob". Not Robert, not Bobby, it's real legal name is guna be "Bob".
I lol'd and facepalmed and thanked God for dodging that bullet. If I stuck around for a few more months that would/could have been mine
Nigga, my nephew's name is Robert, but I call him baby Bob. Fuck you, baby Bob sounds legit af.
Originally posted by reject £50 million worth of cocaine washed up the beach which is probably closest to me and the dumb cunts notified the police rather than taking it and hoofing it.
I wish I stumbled upon 50 mil of cocaine, me and my couple of mates would be dead by now
Nigga, the cartel would have dismembered you with a chainsaw for even thinking about it. I'd probably stash a key or few for personal use and turn in the rest. At least those fuckers wouldn't feed you to the sharks for taking their shit. -
2017-02-14 at 4:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump v day is gay
thats my poem.
"v day is v gay"
Bam! Iterative poetry
Originally posted by aldra $14 in the bank, I get paid tomorrow night though
It's been awhile since I cared about when my paycheck gets deposited, it was a really nice change of pace but over time I stopped noticing it. Every now and then something reminds me of it and I'm always like "oh yeah, maybe things aren't as bad as they could be"
Originally posted by mmQ Fuck. I just elbowed off my desk a huge ass container of sunflower seed shells . Fuuuuuuuuuuck
I've done this a ridiculous number of times. When I move furniture around there's always a ton of shells under where something used to be. -
2017-02-14 at 4:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny It's been awhile since I cared about when my paycheck gets deposited, it was a really nice change of pace but over time I stopped noticing it. Every now and then something reminds me of it and I'm always like "oh yeah, maybe things aren't as bad as they could be"
Lemme hold a hundo, blood. -
2017-02-14 at 4:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny It's been awhile since I cared about when my paycheck gets deposited, it was a really nice change of pace but over time I stopped noticing it. Every now and then something reminds me of it and I'm always like "oh yeah, maybe things aren't as bad as they could be"
I get paid monthly, relatively expensive rent and a bunch of other costs have come up in the last few weeks/months so I've been well and truly shafted -
2017-02-14 at 5:12 AM UTCits the wongle
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2017-02-14 at 1:47 PM UTCRoses are Red,
Violets are blue,
How many fingers,
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2017-02-14 at 1:52 PM UTCTime to start the day off with 60mg bundy
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2017-02-14 at 1:54 PM UTCI started the day off with a date with the old lady at the job centre and now 2 beers. Maybe a curry, I'm a bit hungry.
I sent that poem to some chick and she hasn't replied yet. I just wanted to know how many fingers in her vagina :( -
2017-02-14 at 2:08 PM UTCSend it to the job center lady
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2017-02-14 at 2:12 PM UTCI don't have her number. I do have her email tho. She's hot, exactly the type of mid 50s woman I like
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2017-02-14 at 2:35 PM UTCTell her I'm interested
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2017-02-14 at 2:54 PM UTCEiffel tower?
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2017-02-14 at 2:55 PM UTCYeah my dick is about that size