2017-02-13 at 5:11 PM UTC
Sometimes I think the beer I drink tastes like hot dogs
2017-02-13 at 5:15 PM UTC
FUCK YOUUU, I'd never wish that on anybody, not even my worst enemy. Maybe you should just move to a decent country with OTC codeine, dhc and morphine.
2017-02-13 at 5:25 PM UTC
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2017-02-13 at 6:11 PM UTC
Why anybody smokes cheese ill never know. This stuff smells like spoiled cream cheese. Worst weed ever i declare
2017-02-13 at 6:17 PM UTC
"Got the cheese bruv"
"Yes lad it's peng cheese"
"Cheese 3.5 for 30, deals on larger"
"Always cheese bro"
2017-02-13 at 6:26 PM UTC
Yyyyyea 40 posts per page negros!
What are y'all plans for valentines day? Hope you all have a special lady to woo tomorrow
2017-02-13 at 6:42 PM UTC
There are two days when I refuse to step outside, one is Valentine's and the other is Halloween due to so man women using it as an excuse to dress as licentious harlots.
2017-02-13 at 6:43 PM UTC
I'm trying to get some chick to meet me for Valentines day. I promised her a subway, I'm hoping she doesn't know they're free tomorrow
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2017-02-13 at 6:44 PM UTC
Also I found out my ex is calling her child "Bob". Not Robert, not Bobby, it's real legal name is guna be "Bob".
I lol'd and facepalmed and thanked God for dodging that bullet. If I stuck around for a few more months that would/could have been mine
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2017-02-13 at 9:09 PM UTC
£50 million worth of cocaine washed up the beach which is probably closest to me and the dumb cunts notified the police rather than taking it and hoofing it.
I wish I stumbled upon 50 mil of cocaine, me and my couple of mates would be dead by now
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2017-02-14 at 12:49 AM UTC
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Something something something,
I wanna cum over you
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2017-02-14 at 12:56 AM UTC
v day is gay
thats my poem.
2017-02-14 at 1:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by reject
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Something something something,
I wanna cum over you
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
v day is gay
thats my poem.
Ah, valentine's day. As if we needed a holiday to celebrate female materialism
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2017-02-14 at 1:22 AM UTC
It should be called get a girlfriend loseer day
2017-02-14 at 1:45 AM UTC
the ink its inn my blood now
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
$14 in the bank, I get paid tomorrow night though