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1. 2017-02-14 at 3:19 PM UTC

   #641
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Damn son, how do you fit it in your trousers?
2. 2017-02-14 at 3:41 PM UTC

   #642
   cerakote African Astronaut
   flood, tornado, and severe thunderstorm warning. its coming down pretty good here...
   
   i hope they let us go home...
3. 2017-02-14 at 4:41 PM UTC

   #643
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by reject Damn son, how do you fit it in your trousers?

   
   Please don't use the word 'trousers.'
   
   THANK YOU
4. 2017-02-14 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #644
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by cerakote flood, tornado, and severe thunderstorm warning. its coming down pretty good here…
   
   i hope they let us go home…

   
   Where are you? Why aren't you at home, boy?
5. 2017-02-14 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #645
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Trousered
6. 2017-02-14 at 5:34 PM UTC

   #646
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002
   
   US navy ran wargames in 2002, blue team US navy, red team iranian navy
   
   red team demolished the US navy so unbelievably hard that they threw a tantrum, restarted the ($200 mil?) wargames and told red team's general he wasn't allowed to use tactics, just zerg rush the navy
   
   red general quits, blue team general essentially plays against himself, declares overwhelming blue victory and uses it to justify new naval warfare doctrine
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7. 2017-02-14 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #647
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Please don't use the word 'trousers.'
   
   THANK YOU

   
   What's wrong with trousers? I wear trousers, you wear trousers, we all wear trousers
8. 2017-02-14 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #648
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny It's been awhile since I cared about when my paycheck gets deposited, it was a really nice change of pace but over time I stopped noticing it. Every now and then something reminds me of it and I'm always like "oh yeah, maybe things aren't as bad as they could be"

   
   I've always thought it was/found it to be ridiculously easy to get by in modern first world societies, probably because I'm not a complete fucking idiot.
   
   It's good to be a G.
9. 2017-02-14 at 6:46 PM UTC

   #649
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Pants
   
10. 2017-02-14 at 6:51 PM UTC

    #650
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    But I don't wear pants, I wear boxers
11. 2017-02-14 at 6:56 PM UTC

    #651
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm really enjoying 40 posts per page
12. 2017-02-14 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #652
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice I've always thought it was/found it to be ridiculously easy to get by in modern first world societies, probably because I'm not a complete fucking idiot.
    
    It's good to be a G.

    
    Your standards are also very low you subhuman. A sane person couldn't live like you.
13. 2017-02-14 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #653
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002
    
    US navy ran wargames in 2002, blue team US navy, red team iranian navy
    
    red team demolished the US navy so unbelievably hard that they threw a tantrum, restarted the ($200 mil?) wargames and told red team's general he wasn't allowed to use tactics, just zerg rush the navy
    
    red general quits, blue team general essentially plays against himself, declares overwhelming blue victory and uses it to justify new naval warfare doctrine

    
    That's fucking hilarious.
    
14. 2017-02-14 at 7:23 PM UTC

    #654
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm pawning my kids off on my wife's parents today lol. Our love is more important than theirs and my father in law probably can't get it up anyway.
15. 2017-02-14 at 7:25 PM UTC

    #655
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fuck her in the ass, ok?
16. 2017-02-14 at 7:26 PM UTC

    #656
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    imma pee in her butt
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17. 2017-02-14 at 7:30 PM UTC

    #657
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This, yes. Good.
    
18. 2017-02-14 at 7:43 PM UTC

    #658
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do you really have to pee in a girl's mouth to make babbys?
19. 2017-02-14 at 7:48 PM UTC

    #659
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Do you really have to pee in a girl's mouth to make babbys?

    
    no, in her butt. thats how i got my two kids
20. 2017-02-14 at 7:49 PM UTC

    #660
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Discount Whore no, in her butt. thats how i got my two kids

    
    What's your email?
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