The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-03-21 at 8:17 PM UTC

   #1261
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Oh yeah. I was busy. Then I forgot all about it.

   
   See exactly. I'm as important and memorable of a gnat that flies around your head for a while buzzing before eventually going away...
   
   Its annoying at the time but not important enough to remember it later ...to message it back
2. 2020-03-22 at 2:42 AM UTC

   #1262
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Now I have to explain it the joke is no longer funny but if nobody gets the joke…..
   
   okay so the Apple store when the new iPhone comes out, they have like lines going around the building for this new iPhone… that will be out like tomorrow and people are camping out …waiting to get it that's what I meant so you were "apple storing Lanny."

   
   oh I thought it was something to do with ramming fruits up his butt to survive winter
3. 2020-03-22 at 5:52 AM UTC

   #1263
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Now I have to explain it the joke is no longer funny but if nobody gets the joke…..
   
   okay so the Apple store when the new iPhone comes out, they have like lines going around the building for this new iPhone… that will be out like tomorrow and people are camping out …waiting to get it that's what I meant so you were "apple storing Lanny."

   
   nigger friday lanny
4. 2020-03-22 at 10:45 AM UTC

   #1264
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by aldra oh I thought it was something to do with ramming fruits up his butt to survive winter

   
   One in the mouth, one in the ass: that's called "The Pork Roast"
5. 2020-03-22 at 10:56 AM UTC

   #1265
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Spit roast.
6. 2020-03-22 at 11:26 AM UTC

   #1266
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Octavian Spit roast.

   
   Right but with apples, like a roast pork
7. 2020-03-22 at 11:32 AM UTC

   #1267
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Man I could eat a spit roast now.
8. 2020-03-22 at 11:34 AM UTC

   #1268
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   
9. 2020-03-22 at 4:01 PM UTC

   #1269
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   fuck a nigger whore, folks?
10. 2020-03-22 at 4:11 PM UTC

    #1270
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by WellHung fuck a nigger whore, folks?

    
    Shut up faggot
11. 2020-03-22 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #1271
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Brain surgeon How did actor die? Anybody else die in the last month? Shits getting excessive. It's like Everytime i check back in, somebody else is gone.

    
    What do you mean Actor died?
12. 2020-03-22 at 4:16 PM UTC

    #1272
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mashlehash What do you mean Actor died?

    
    He is method acting playing dead
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Octavian, 
    • MexicanMasterRace
13. 2020-03-22 at 4:29 PM UTC

    #1273
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I wish I had an Island like Epstein away from Corona.
    
    Apart from the Nonce part, fuck that.
14. 2020-03-22 at 4:32 PM UTC

    #1274
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Octavian I wish I had an Island like Epstein away from Corona.
    
    Apart from the Nonce part, fuck that.

    
    You could always switch out little girls for regular girls.
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    • Octavian
15. 2020-03-22 at 5:32 PM UTC

    #1275
    

    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra oh I thought it was something to do with ramming fruits up his butt to survive winter

    
    Lol yes yes of course. I always associate you, Lanny and fruit butt fucking lol
    
    
    No that wasn't it lol
16. 2020-03-22 at 7:38 PM UTC

    #1276
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie You could always switch out little girls for regular girls.

    
    or wait for them to grow up.
17. 2020-03-22 at 7:46 PM UTC

    #1277
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny or wait for them to grow up.

    
    How's that plague coming along?
18. 2020-03-23 at 6:01 AM UTC

    #1278
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
    
    A R R H Y T H M I A
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    • CASPER
19. 2020-03-23 at 7:10 AM UTC

    #1279
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    love that man
20. 2020-03-23 at 7:24 AM UTC

    #1280
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by aldra
    
    A R R H Y T H M I A

    
    Azithromycin? I use to take that whenever I had clap.